Skip to comments.Sucking Carbon From Sky May Be Necessary to Cool Planet, UN Says
Posted on 04/14/2014 4:55:26 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
International efforts to combat global warming are so broken that it's come to this: hoovering massive amounts of carbon dioxide out of the sky.
A body of scientists convened under the auspices of the United Nations is giving more weight to the idea that vacuuming vast stores of CO2 from the skies and burying it in the ground may be necessary to limit the temperature rise to the internationally agreed safe level of 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit above pre-industrial levels. The plan's not quite like a giant thermostat for the whole globe, but the metaphor's not completely off either.
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That job is already being performed.
They’re called ‘trees.’
The UN types can go suck cow farts.That should keep them busy for awhile.
And I believe the massive solar projects are dangerous and crazy, too.
The Lear jet leftists expect to form the core of the global Green Inner Party. There they will continue to enjoy the finest foods and most advanced gadgets the world has to offer — while deciding your fate for you.
If you work very hard and show them your unwavering loyalty you may be permitted to join the global Green Outer Party. You will be allowed occasional servings of meat - and air conditioning on a rationed basis.
The rest of us will eat beans and swelter — for the good of the planet.
How much carbon will be generated by those giant vacuum cleaners?
NBC propaganda is much scarier.
Did U.N. headquarters recently move from New York to Colorado?
The goal is to have complete control over the people. They want you living in a tiny eco-apartment, and riding a bus.
Meanwhile the elites will continue to tool around in limos, SUVs, and private jets, and live in gigantic houses.
You can't eat beans...you'll become a methane producer. You might as well live among the cows...and produce musical farts.
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature
The UN knows something about sucking.
They can suck this.
I could rent some fancy office space, charter a private jet, throw some parties, etc.
Of course I'll need a generous grant from the UN...
FUUN and all the leftist traitors you ride in on!!
Yes, indeed. What happens when the trees, corn, wheat, and other farming vegetation dies from lack of CO2?
You are correct.
In fact, The rest of us will be expected to eat Insects — and swelter.
You're right. Also, if conservatives thought this was a real issue - which we don't - we would also suggest planting more trees in mall parking lots etc as a way of stopping the creation of weird heat sink micro climates around large cities.
OK, bring on the giant vacuum cleaners but how will they get them in the sky?
Another term for massive, left wing, Progressive, psychosis.
They should start in China. However, I think we’re approaching a different human engineered solution. Economic collapse.
If the world heats up, more sea water is absorbed into the atmosphere and that means clouds and rain and that blocks the sun and cools the environment and the earth.
It is a balanced system and almost impossible to create imbalance except for political expediency.;-)
Hold fire until you see the blue of their helmets.
But the same people who demand accountability from oil pipeline companies or dam builders think that it's okay to purposely draw tons of a naturally occurring compound from the atmosphere, and that there will be no negative consequences?????
Lot of psuedo-science deniers around here. The god of the Global Warming religion whoops.......I mean Climate Change religion will be infuriated.
He can only be placated with a lot of carbon taxes, bicycles and becoming communists.
Yep, as hundreds of high school experiments have proven time and again, plants grow quicker in a high CO2 environment.
They are trying to play God, with none of God’s wisdom. They think they’re “saving the planet”, but they will destroy it. Evil, arrogant morons.
Do they people ever go outside ? They must be the world is flat believers ?
If there’s really hat much carbon and methane gas up there, just light a match. Whooooomph! Problem gone.
Well, that’d be the right organization to do it. On a Global scale, no one sucks like the UN.
While sucking cash out of everyone’s (everyone else’s, that is) wallet.
translation - our other attempts to force governments and taxpayers into forcibly paying into and forcibly joining the global warming religion have failed to garner enough national, global and public support, so let’s try another
“public investment” scheme in the combined names of “science” and “saving the world”.
This reads like an Onion piece...these people are insane...
In commercial greenhouses C02 machines are used to accelerate growth in young plants. As the plants mature the C02 production is cut back because they don't consume and process as much.
Forests work the same way. Young trees planted after a timber harvest are active and eat air like teenagers eat pizza.
SOOOO - ain't it funny that the liberal nutballs that want to kill the timber industry are worried about C02?
Well hey - these are the same folks that rant and rant about clean and renewal energy and lobby congress to tear out hydroelectric dams.
The thing that confuses me is how anyone can take these batshit crazy people seriously!
No, they are greedy. They want a “comprehensive study” aka tax dollars to fuel research into this idiocy.
“”vacuuming vast stores of CO2 from the skies and burying it in the ground””
I know what should be buried in the ground and it ain’t CO2.....how long do we have to wait to get rid of all the hot air idiots?
They are not going to give up on the climate change hoax. Their entire dream of controlling a global totalitarian government is riding on it. They will NEVER surrender.
This only proves that most scientists are now government grant recipients.
How about they start with China and India.
They would chit a brick first time they seen me blow down a well after a CO2 frac.
I’m gonna buy electrolux stock.
These people are crazy, and dangerous.
Crazy like a fox. Imagine the potential to tax us all to accomplish such a task.... On top of that, the people the perpetuate the hoax are the ones who will benefit financially by offering “their green services.” The politicians will get plenty of kickback from their “green friends” and they can all feel good about it while we pay for it - forever.
These idiots are the biggest danger to freedom. The ability to “tax” carbon is nothing more than the ability to tax anything and everything. FRegards.
My part of the planet was cool enough this past winter.