Skip to comments.CHELSEA CLINTON MAKES HER MOVE [Hubble's girl may run for orifice]
Posted on 04/15/2014 8:14:16 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
CHELSEA CLINTON IS THE PRODUCT OF TWO OF THE MOST POWERFUL BRANDS IN THE WORLD. NOW SHE'S FINALLY CARVING OUT HER OWN IDENTITY--BY JOINING THE FAMILY BUSINESS....
I woke up one day when I was 29 and craved red meat," says Chelsea, now 34, and a self-described omnivore. "I'm a big believer in listening to my body's cravings."
... she's not just another millennial. She's political royalty. And now, finally, she has decided to join the Clinton family business....
... "People [were] always asking me [since I was a kid], 'Do you want to go into politics?' " she tells me, her long, bony fingers and rounded features reminiscent of her father's. "And for so long the answer was just a visceral no....at some point...maybe then I'd have to ask and answer the question for myself, and come to a different answer."
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My horse finds her to be strangely attractive.Maybe it’s her teeth.
Just like her so-called pappy.
Remember when she got hired to be a "special correspondent" by NBC News?
I had this crazy thought that she will be Hillary’s running mate to set up an imperial line of succession.
Well, it’s a crazy world. Theoretically, any of us can run for office, and many people do at some point.
But, certain people have great advantages if they want to enter politics. If your last name is Kennedy, Bush, Clinton, you have connections and money and the ability to do things in politics that the rest of us can’t do.
When Hillary ran for the Senate in New York, you know lots of things happened behind the scenes to make that happen. Actual New York Democrats were pushed out so Hillary could have that Senate seat.
And the same will happen, if Chelsea Mezvinsky ever runs for political office.
Speaking of which, why does she never use her married name? And why is she never seen in public with her husband? Her wedding was such a big social/political event. Yet whenever she is in the public eye nowadays, it’s her alone, without husband. It’s as if her wedding never took place. She never took her married name.
I don’t know how she got a college degree in the first place. She spent most of the time cavorting all over the world with mommy!I want to see the transcripts.
OMG, regarding “cravings”.
Yep, Bill Clinton can be said to give in to certain cravings couldn’t he?
“Well, its a crazy world. Theoretically, any of us can run for office, and many people do at some point.”
Mezvinsky?/Shacowski?/Reid/Weiner/Client#9/etc etc Thieves,liars,crooks etc etc
I am so, so, SO surprised.
No more Klntoons, no more Bushies.
If I were filthy rich, I’d haved a paternity test done on her, and release it simultaneously to several hundred news outlets.
Well, if Obummer is an example -- the Presidency.
....and the media would ignore it.
My daughter knows someone who went to school with her. He said Chelsea wasn’t very bright. Don’t bother with transcripts; what professor is going to give Chelsea Clinton a bad grade?
“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!” RD.
Well she is the product of the loins of the talking farm animal.
She was a consultant at McKinsey for a few months...
Just like her so-called pappy.
More like her Mum.
The resemblance IS uncanny.
I pity the girl for having Bill and Hillary as parents. She deserved better than that.
Even by Clinton standards, Chelsea hasn't done squat, but reading this you would think she was the Second Coming.
Lol, BATTLE ROYALE effortlessly walks all over the silly HUNGER GAMES. Only the Japanese and Koreans know how to do ultra-violence and heartwarming at the same time.
I know popular opinion is that she's Web Hubble's child, but that sure sounds like Bill Clinton.
Thats a great line, I use it all the time. R.I.P. Rodney.
In memory of Frank Zappa, "this is a true Zen saying".
FMCDH(BITS)(Please God, spare us from another klinton...mother or daughter)
I gasped the first time I saw the pictures of these two, side by side.
Definitely a Webb/Hildebeast collaboration product ;)
Here’s my theory, for what it’s worth, on the “Clinton/Hubbel” baby. I believe that Bill Clinton had a fertility issue and for political reasons he and Hillary wanted a baby, so they all agreed to Web Hubbel fathering the child. Either by the traditional or clinical method, he is definitely the father and it was arranged.
The Webb Hubble connection didn’t come up until Chelsea started wearing bright red lipstick that showed up her drooping lower lip. Then she had some facial surgery that made her look even more like Webb.
Before that when she was first seen with Bill and Hill she was obviously Bills daughter.
Saying that Hill had sex with fat boy Webb was to insult Hill.
Bear in mind that Billy-Jeff’s “double-helix” is a matter of public record thanks to Monica’s cocktail dress.
“Actual New York Democrats were pushed out so Hillary could have that Senate seat.”
Not to mention the mysterious fatal plane crash of John F. Kennedy Jr. just as Hillary was establishing her New York residency to run for Senate. Kennedy was a popular potential candidate.
She probably spent so much time in the office, she could not tell you if her desk had drawers or not.
Much like Chelsea on her many nights out.
Thanks in large part to her parents, the standards for Democratic elected officials have declined so dramatically over the past several decades that Chelsea seems perfectly suited to taking her place among the Harry Reids, Nancy Pelosis, and other members of the Democratic party establishment.
In addition, the fact that she’s a woman with strong feminist credentials via her mother will give her special bonus points as a candidate in Democratic districts and states.
In fact, it no longer makes sense for any white male to aspire to win Democratic elections in the U.S. They won’t do well in Republican states, and Democratic states will reject them for not representing one of their favorite categories — Blacks, women, Hispanics, homosexuals.
The only exceptions to this rule are white Jewish males like Chuck Schumer, of whom there are a significant number in the Senate Democratic caucus, because they can depend on a large number of Jewish contributors to fund their candidacies without having to be wealthy themselves and therefore reviled by angry redistributionist Democrats.
But elected Jewish males like Chuck Schumer are entrenched in their offices for life, so there are few openings for young Jewish male political aspirants to rise up in Democratic politics.
If liberal white men want to get elected based on their ideology they’d be better off running for office as Socialists like Bernie Sanders than trying to take on the Chelsea Clintons and Cory Bookers of the Democratic party.
Well of course it was "arranged." It always gets arranged, one way or the other.
Goodness! Is there no escape from these crime family losers???????
“Bear in mind that Billy-Jeffs double-helix is a matter of public record thanks to Monicas cocktail dress.”
He must know Chelsea isn’t his. If nothing else, the Hildebeest would have thrown it in his face while they were fighting.
She’s no more qualified or deserving than Mama is.