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Alabama Democrat: Itís OK for a Man to Marry a Mule
Last Resistance ^ | Apr 16, 2014 |

Posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:22 PM PDT by dontreadthis

Liberals always laugh at slippery slope arguments from conservatives who warn that the societal acceptance of homosexual “marriage” would lead to the acceptance of other grotesque practices like pedophilia and even bestiality. “That’s never happened in the past, and it will never happen in the future,” they assure us. But they have no standard of morality. They don’t even claim to have one. They don’t need a standard to tell them what’s permissible and what’s not. They just know that some things like homosexuality should be acceptable and other things like bestiality should not be permissible. -snip- Here’s Alabama Democratic state representative Alvin Holmes saying that since he’s a supporter of same-sex marriage, he’d also be fine with a man “marrying” a mule as long as the two got along together. Yellow Hammer News reported: “Now, I’m for interracial marriage,” Holmes said after a long diatribe claiming most white Alabamians are not. “I’m for same-sex marriage. I’m the one that introduced the bill to have same-sex marriage. I don’t care who marry who. If a man meet a little mule and he wanna get married to the little mule, as long as he and the little mule get along all right, that’s fine with me. It doesn’t bother me any kind of way.”

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: alabama; bestialagenda; homosexualagenda; marriage; mules; pansexuals; southerndems
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1 posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:22 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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To: dontreadthis

Waiting for guys to start joking about their wives’ being stubborn as a mule...


2 posted on 04/16/2014 1:38:41 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: dontreadthis

I guess it is completely natural for an ass to lust after a mule...Did he specify if the mule was heterosexual or a homo?


3 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:26 PM PDT by 05 Mustang GT Rocks
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To: dontreadthis

Does he speak from experience?


4 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:55 PM PDT by WayneS (Help Control Politician Overpopulation - Spay or Neuter Your Senator or Congressman Today!)
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To: dontreadthis

Don’t look back.


5 posted on 04/16/2014 1:43:47 PM PDT by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: dontreadthis
Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag. Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose. A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.… Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-452655/Man-widowed-goat-wife-chokes-death.html#ixzz2z5G3oZqT
6 posted on 04/16/2014 1:43:52 PM PDT by SIRTRIS
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To: dontreadthis

Obamas as a case in point?


7 posted on 04/16/2014 1:45:08 PM PDT by austinaero
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To: dontreadthis

8 posted on 04/16/2014 1:51:38 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: dontreadthis

Given the times we live in, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a trial balloon. SCOTUS has determined there’s no limit to licentiousness. It’s only a matter of time before child molesting and yes, bestiality, are found under some magic penumbra in the Constitution.

Our nation will continue to pay, collectively, for our collective depravity, right up to the oblivion we richly deserve.


9 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:30 PM PDT by afsnco
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To: SIRTRIS
The happy couple on the day their marriage was consummated. Photo taken at gunpoint by professional photographer who objected, not on religious grounds, but by People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals.
10 posted on 04/16/2014 1:53:23 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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To: afsnco

They usually wait for the previous guardrail to be completely dismantled before going on to the next one.

This guy may have committed a misstep.


11 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:18 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: dontreadthis

Why not? I thought that was how Demcorats were produced.


12 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:21 PM PDT by ZULU (STOP JEB BUSH!!!! NO MORE BUSHES!! US OUT OF THE UN AND UN OUT OF US!!)
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To: dontreadthis

But can he DIVORCE the mule if he’s not happy in the marriage?


13 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:35 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: dontreadthis

Worked for Obama, I guess.


14 posted on 04/16/2014 1:56:44 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: nickcarraway

because “she” is....


15 posted on 04/16/2014 2:07:06 PM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: dontreadthis

it’s a slippery slope, once you start down that road, no going back.


16 posted on 04/16/2014 2:08:28 PM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: dontreadthis

Of course it is.

Gullable femailes marry liberal dim-bulb-crats (e.g., mules) all the time.

And visa versa.


17 posted on 04/16/2014 2:08:51 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: afsnco

So next, by law, we will be required to accept bestiality as natural and will be prosecuted if we don’t. (Obamaworld}


18 posted on 04/16/2014 2:13:35 PM PDT by Vinylly (?)
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To: WayneS

Does he speak from experience?

*******

Probably does. His jackass credentials are indisputable.


19 posted on 04/16/2014 2:30:42 PM PDT by Psalm 144 (FIGHT! FIGHT! SEVERE CONSERVATIVE AND THE WILD RIGHT!)
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To: dontreadthis

But can the mule say “I do”?


20 posted on 04/16/2014 2:31:39 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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To: dontreadthis

Crossing two jackasses would still not create another one.


21 posted on 04/16/2014 2:56:11 PM PDT by amnestynone (Lindsey Graham is a feckless, duplicitous, treacherous, double dealing backstabbing corksucker.)
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To: dontreadthis

They can call it whatever but that doesn’t make it marriage. Marriage is what it is and it ain’t with two men or two women.


22 posted on 04/16/2014 2:56:39 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: dontreadthis; little jeremiah; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; Sun; ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KpheIh32cQ


23 posted on 04/16/2014 3:29:25 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (The War on Drugs is Big Government statism)
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To: Clintonfatigued

It could be worse, he could have said okay to marry Bigfoot...

Oh I’m too late


24 posted on 04/16/2014 3:36:20 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: dontreadthis

Alvin Holmes is an idiot. Yep, we have ‘em at state and national levels. Sigh. I lost faith in our government a long time ago...


25 posted on 04/16/2014 3:42:21 PM PDT by sassy steel magnolia
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To: Clintonfatigued; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; sickoflibs; NFHale; GOPsterinMA; BillyBoy
Ha, the gays are gonna put a hit out on this guy for his honesty. Btw, dude looks like a combination of Chubby Checker and Hitler.


26 posted on 04/16/2014 4:21:40 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Impy; Clintonfatigued; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; sickoflibs; NFHale; BillyBoy

“Black ‘Dolph”! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Most STDs can be traced, genetically, back to animal sources. Not a joke.


27 posted on 04/16/2014 4:25:52 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

This is the same jerk who said White people never adopt Black kids.


28 posted on 04/16/2014 4:27:05 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: dontreadthis

My ex brother in law married a jackass cow, I didn’t think that was okay.


29 posted on 04/16/2014 4:28:21 PM PDT by dforest
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To: GOPsterinMA

Why not? A donkey has been screwing the whole country
for five years!


30 posted on 04/16/2014 4:30:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: GOPsterinMA

I read that syphilis is indigenous to the new world, Columbus and his boys should have rubbered up.


31 posted on 04/16/2014 4:30:48 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Impy

Yes and yes.


32 posted on 04/16/2014 4:33:02 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: tet68

You mean a zebra. :)


33 posted on 04/16/2014 4:33:31 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: GOPsterinMA

Ok, ya got me there.


34 posted on 04/16/2014 4:35:25 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


35 posted on 04/16/2014 4:36:57 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: dontreadthis

Sorry but I know my wife might be as stubborn as a mule, but I won’t marrry one.


36 posted on 04/16/2014 8:52:43 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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