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To: Alex Murphy

Given the cause-and-effect relationship between alcohol and procreative behavior, ...

I have a hard time believing sauce sends you the way of the dodo bird.


17 posted on 04/17/2014 1:40:13 PM PDT by sayfer bullets (“I didn’t leave the [---] party, the [---] party left me.” - Ronald Reagan)
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To: sayfer bullets

Our laboratory housed a group of monkeys who all got set free by accident, and they ran outside to climb up the nearest tree. our animal caretaker got a bottle of bourbon and soaked a whole loaf of bread in the booze. We distributed slices of bread all around the base of the tree and they consumed by the monkeys. In a few minutes we could easily pick up the drunken monkeys and return them to their cages.


19 posted on 04/17/2014 2:09:38 PM PDT by Rudder
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