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Whoopi is The Denver Post's New Pot Columnist
Madame Noire ^

Posted on 04/19/2014 5:23:54 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

Whoopi Goldberg is the newest columnist for The Denver Post’s site on marijuana, The Cannabist. Her first column published today, focused on her vape pen named Sippy which, she says “changed her life.” Whoopi gets “glaucoma-induced headaches” and a few puffs on her pen does wonders.

(Excerpt) Read more at madamenoire.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: celebrity; dope; pot
Whoopi Goldberg, an expert on being rude and unfunny...Will now write for a dying medium on the virtues of being a dope. Finally, something she can address with expertise.
1 posted on 04/19/2014 5:23:54 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

I wonder if the legalization will impact the auto insurance rates in CO....


2 posted on 04/19/2014 5:24:56 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: SoFloFreeper

I read somewhere that Whoopi Goldberg’s original occupation was as a hair dresser on dead people in a funeral home!


3 posted on 04/19/2014 5:26:37 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: tired&retired
People that were using dope will still be using dope. Those that don't use dope, won't be. Not much changes, that dope was illegal didn't really impact those that wanted to use it. They ignored the law and toked.

/johnny

4 posted on 04/19/2014 5:27:29 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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5 posted on 04/19/2014 5:29:21 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SoFloFreeper

Per her bio:

Whoopi Goldberg was born Caryn Elaine Johnson in the Chelsea section of Manhattan on November 13, 1955. Her mother, Emma (Harris), was a teacher and a nurse, and her father, Robert James Johnson, Jr., was a clergyman. Whoopi’s recent ancestors were from Georgia, Florida, and Virginia. She worked in a funeral parlor and as a bricklayer while taking small parts on Broadway.

“her father, Robert James Johnson, Jr., was a clergyman... “ preacher’s daughter.... that makes sense!!!


6 posted on 04/19/2014 5:29:34 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: SoFloFreeper

I hear it helps her with logic and solving difficult quandaries, too.


7 posted on 04/19/2014 5:31:38 AM PDT by CincyRichieRich (A government of the people and by the people...)
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To: tired&retired

“I read somewhere that Whoopi Goldberg’s original occupation was as a hair dresser on dead people in a funeral home!”

I doubt it, because her own mop would look better!


8 posted on 04/19/2014 5:32:29 AM PDT by jimmyo57
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To: SoFloFreeper

Yep this is her true calling. A dope on dope.


9 posted on 04/19/2014 5:36:28 AM PDT by xp38
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To: SoFloFreeper
And all this time I thought that Bolivian Marching Powder was her drug of choice.
10 posted on 04/19/2014 5:41:12 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: SoFloFreeper

So that’s what happened to the sensible, talented actress I once watched.

She became a pot-head and an insensible, crude, nasty piece of work.


11 posted on 04/19/2014 5:41:55 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: SoFloFreeper

The Denver Post needs adult supervision.


12 posted on 04/19/2014 5:48:19 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: SoFloFreeper

This is who you pro-pot conservatives have been carrying the water for. Hardcore leftists.


13 posted on 04/19/2014 5:50:10 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: SamAdams76

Where is that pic from? Is that Onion?


14 posted on 04/19/2014 6:44:57 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

But it isn’t “Vape” vape.


15 posted on 04/19/2014 6:46:39 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SoFloFreeper

The headline writer misspelled “Communist”.


16 posted on 04/19/2014 6:48:52 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Well, her people were scattered across the universe by the Borg.


17 posted on 04/19/2014 6:49:37 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: SoFloFreeper

Headaches. Yeah.


18 posted on 04/19/2014 6:49:56 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: JRandomFreeper

Bull. Once any activity is given sanction by society or law, it increases. See: divorce and unmarried pregnancy. This principle of societal and legal acceptance is fueling the hope of sodomites who want their behavior to be considered normal.


19 posted on 04/19/2014 6:52:17 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper
Big difference between divorce and drug use.

I stand by my prediction. Those that smoke dope will continue to smoke dope. Those of us that don't, won't.

/johnny

20 posted on 04/19/2014 7:00:51 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Ok.


21 posted on 04/19/2014 7:10:44 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Ok, this explains why she is so stupid.


22 posted on 04/19/2014 7:56:55 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: SoFloFreeper
I never thought I'd agree with Whoopi Goldberg about anything but lightning has struck and it has happened. I've become convinced that using pot for medical reasons is no crime. It's just too bad it's illegal in my state and I can't get it. At age 73 pain is my constant companion. What would you have me do, get hooked on opioids? Eat Tylenol by the handful and destroy my liver?

There is a difference between medical marijuana use and "Choom Ganging."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrVXRZY1_x0

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23 posted on 04/19/2014 9:21:52 AM PDT by JCG
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