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An open letter to Chelsea Clinton’s unborn child
New York Post ^ | April 22, 2014 | 10:21am | Kyle Smith

Posted on 04/22/2014 9:38:24 AM PDT by tom h

Dear Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky:

Welcome to advanced gestation! Since you’re new around here, I thought you’d like to know a little bit about what makes you so special. The reason is, you’re going to live your whole life in make-believe!

Do you know the fairy stories about a princess in a castle? Well, you get to be that real-life prince or princess, in a real-life castle where Mommy Chelsea is also a princess, Grandma is about to be crowned Queen, and Grandpa Bill is a retired ex-King with lots of helpful advice on ruling the kingdom ...

When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill ...

The best part of your make-believe Clinton-Mezvinsky life is that people will pretend you’re good at things ...

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: abortion; chelsea; clinton; unbornchildren
The author of this letter forgot to remind Baby Clinton that her mother can, at a whim, decide to abort her, thereby degrading her status from "baby" to "fetus" or "foreign uterine matter."
1 posted on 04/22/2014 9:38:24 AM PDT by tom h
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To: tom h

This little will sure keep Hillary busy.


2 posted on 04/22/2014 9:41:00 AM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: tom h

Dear Baby Clinton,

Consider yourself lucky to have “Clinton” as a surname otherwise Grandma would have demanded you be thrown on the garbage pile a week ago.


3 posted on 04/22/2014 9:42:00 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: tom h
"...Grandma is about to be crowned Queen..."

Nope, no bias there.

4 posted on 04/22/2014 9:42:38 AM PDT by alancarp
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To: tom h

Oh yes, do not pay attention when you hear people comment on just how unattractive you are; just remember that you have such a wonderful personality.


5 posted on 04/22/2014 9:43:09 AM PDT by UncleSam (Why must someone else always make the final decisions?)
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To: tom h

>>The author of this letter forgot to remind Baby Clinton that her mother can, at a whim, decide to abort her, thereby degrading her status from “baby” to “fetus” or “foreign uterine matter.”<<

Oh no no no no.

Abortion is NEVER for rich White people. It is a “right” preserved purely for the colored and the poor.

However, if the amnio comes back with indicators of Downs Syndrome, you can 100% expect that chelsea will have a “miscarriage.”


6 posted on 04/22/2014 9:44:39 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: tom h

OUCH !


7 posted on 04/22/2014 9:45:09 AM PDT by surrey
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To: alancarp

The story is a pretty good slam at the whole Clinton clan.


8 posted on 04/22/2014 9:46:22 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

True, this - though I’m still snickering at what gets filed under the topic of “News” these days. Then again, it was the ‘Post’.


9 posted on 04/22/2014 9:50:08 AM PDT by alancarp
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To: hattend

Who’s to say there aren’t a few baby Clintons being poked and prodded in university labs?


10 posted on 04/22/2014 9:55:22 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: hattend

> The story is a pretty good slam at the whole Clinton clan.

I don’t know if it will have the intended effect though. The guy will probably be found in a ditch with a small red dot that the coroner won’t see or just dismiss as a mosquito bite.


11 posted on 04/22/2014 9:56:20 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: surrey

Yeah, no punches pulled.


12 posted on 04/22/2014 9:56:28 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: tom h

Isn’t it interesting how excited the leftist establishment is about Chelsea’s pregnancy? Have you read anything that refers to the baby as a foetus?; or a blob of cells/tissue?

For some reason, Chelsea’s pregnancy is all about a little person who will be Bill & Hillary’s grandchild, not some product of a gestational accident. I just wish these liberal folks would take a step back, and respect all unborn life.


13 posted on 04/22/2014 9:57:48 AM PDT by Gumdrop (~)
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To: tom h

Here’s my conspiracy theory. She isn’t really pregnant, and in a few months(before she has to show, unless she uses padding), she will have a misfortunate miscarriage and that will gin up all kinds of sympathy for gramma hellary.


14 posted on 04/22/2014 9:59:30 AM PDT by Old Yeller (In Latin, the word sinister means left. Which is appropriate for left-wingers.)
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To: tom h

Yes, when I first saw the letter I thought it was going to point out that the only reason it was being called Chelsea Clinton’s “baby” was because the cluster of cells were a WANTED cluster of cells, otherwise it would be a “fetus” in danger for it’s very life at any and all stages of the pregnancy. He missed on that point for sure.


15 posted on 04/22/2014 10:00:32 AM PDT by hulagirl (Mother Theresa was right)
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To: tom h

When you’ve been naughty and get caught, just say: “Bush’s fault”!


16 posted on 04/22/2014 10:01:19 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: tom h
I read the article.

Jeez, Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell. The older she gets, the more pronounced it is.

17 posted on 04/22/2014 10:02:18 AM PDT by wbill
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To: tom h
Dear little unborn child...if you mange to emerge from the womb without having been introduced to lethal instruments wielded by a disciple of Tiller The Killer....
18 posted on 04/22/2014 10:04:21 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: wbill
Jeez, Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell. The older she gets, the more pronounced it is.

Maybe that's what he was thinking when he said,while in Federal prison,that he'd "have to roll over one more time" for the Former Twelfth Lady.

19 posted on 04/22/2014 10:06:47 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: wbill

I read the article.

Jeez, Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell. The older she gets, the more pronounced it is.
******************************************************************

In spite of the plastic surgery undertaken to minimize the resemblance as much as possible.


20 posted on 04/22/2014 10:08:53 AM PDT by House Atreides
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To: tom h

Great article! I take back all I said about the NY Post being a sensation-seeking rag written for illiterates who can barely read.

This is good satire.


21 posted on 04/22/2014 10:11:26 AM PDT by I want the USA back
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To: tom h

And not only that, your grandmother and grandfather who got into politics to help others, are now WORTH OVER $100 MILLION.


22 posted on 04/22/2014 10:16:56 AM PDT by boycott
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To: tom h

Oh My! So NAUGHTY!

hehehe.


23 posted on 04/22/2014 10:17:14 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: tom h

The media is all happy about this, because they know it will make hillary look good. They will do all they can to turn hillary into a likeable, sweet grandmother who bakes cookies for the kids.

Contrast this with the mean treatment they reserved for Sarah Palin’s kids.

Oh, and now the “fetus” is a celebrity. But I thought it was just a mass of cells.


24 posted on 04/22/2014 10:18:36 AM PDT by I want the USA back
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To: I want the USA back

You mean Chelsea isn’t being ‘punished with a baby’?


25 posted on 04/22/2014 10:19:37 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: tom h

And barely a peep from the MSM when Jenna gave birth and GW became a grandfather almost exactly one year ago this month.


26 posted on 04/22/2014 10:21:42 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: tom h
He's exactly right, the Hildebeast666 will parade that kid around as a distraction from her evil when she runs for Dictator for life. "What a difference I make! Did you see the baby?"


27 posted on 04/22/2014 10:29:29 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: tom h

I can’t get over the fact that the daughter uglier than the family dog found a Jew-daddy, that the family approved of.

( I know it sounds base, but the Clintons were never pro-Israel, either.)


28 posted on 04/22/2014 10:30:59 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: tom h

If the nation follows its current path to disaster you should consider finding another country to live in and raise a family.


29 posted on 04/22/2014 10:33:14 AM PDT by mulligan (I)
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To: freedumb2003

Chelsea is 35 years old; which is, I believe, used to be the threshold age of pregnancy for Downs’ syndrome births.

http://www.medhelp.org/search?query=down%27s+syndrome+pregnancy+at+35+risks


30 posted on 04/22/2014 10:34:48 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: tom h

Presidential exploration bid committee being formed as we speak.


31 posted on 04/22/2014 10:45:26 AM PDT by YHAOS
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To: tom h

Dear spawn of satan 2 dont ever forget your grandmom killed your biological granddad so watch your back and try not to get tangled in all the strings that will be attached to your limbs at birth.


32 posted on 04/22/2014 10:46:25 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government should fear us.)
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To: Biggirl

Her name when discussing her henceforth should be Granny Clinton.
If you want to use her full name, that would be Benghazi Granny Clinton.


33 posted on 04/22/2014 10:47:31 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: tom h

Looks like Webster is about to become a grandpa....


34 posted on 04/22/2014 10:50:22 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: tom h
The entire column made me LMAO, but this comment ... ... made me pass coffee through my nose. LOL ...
35 posted on 04/22/2014 11:09:27 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: tom h

Does anyone remember the smiling guy that was the trademark for Steeplechase Park in Coney Island? CCM has a striking resemblance.


36 posted on 04/22/2014 12:16:39 PM PDT by Inwoodian
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To: sodpoodle

Yes, 35 was the measure, yet I’ve met younger and older mothers of down syndrome children. I know a family whose first child had downs and the younger 4 didn’t. So while it seems age plays a factor, it certainly isn’t the only factor.


37 posted on 04/22/2014 12:49:24 PM PDT by This I Wonder32460
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To: tom h

Yeah, it’s a little strange to hear leftists refer to this “clump of cells” as an unborn “child”.


38 posted on 04/22/2014 1:01:21 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: tom h

Holy crap, Chelsea’s father is not webb hubble. It’s Edger Bergen’s other dummy, not Charlie.


39 posted on 04/22/2014 1:23:39 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: House Atreides

Nope, Edger Bergen’s other dummy.


40 posted on 04/22/2014 1:26:20 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: sodpoodle

The fact that she is an inbred hillbilly might matter.


41 posted on 04/22/2014 1:27:58 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: This I Wonder32460

In my own family - My mother had 6th child at 42. One niece had 1st child at 40, 2nd at 43. One niece had 1st child at 43. No problems. All very bright healthy children. I expect that when families had 10-12 kids over a period of 20 years - this might not have been so unusual.


42 posted on 04/22/2014 2:45:54 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: tom h

Please Chelsea...put your money with your mouth is and abort the baby.


43 posted on 04/22/2014 2:53:37 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Conseravtives are all that's left to defend the Constitution. Dems hate it, and Repubs don't care.)
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To: alancarp

I think they are already making a movie about Chelsea’s unborn. I saw the previews for Rosemary’s Baby remake being aired. Yeah, this is nasty, I suppose, but I hate what liberals believe.


44 posted on 04/22/2014 3:38:15 PM PDT by Catsrus (A)
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45 posted on 04/22/2014 10:50:19 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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46 posted on 04/22/2014 10:50:20 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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