Posted on 04/22/2014 9:38:24 AM PDT by tom h
Dear Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky:
Welcome to advanced gestation! Since you’re new around here, I thought you’d like to know a little bit about what makes you so special. The reason is, you’re going to live your whole life in make-believe!
Do you know the fairy stories about a princess in a castle? Well, you get to be that real-life prince or princess, in a real-life castle where Mommy Chelsea is also a princess, Grandma is about to be crowned Queen, and Grandpa Bill is a retired ex-King with lots of helpful advice on ruling the kingdom ...
When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill ...
The best part of your make-believe Clinton-Mezvinsky life is that people will pretend you’re good at things ...
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
This little will sure keep Hillary busy.
Dear Baby Clinton,
Consider yourself lucky to have “Clinton” as a surname otherwise Grandma would have demanded you be thrown on the garbage pile a week ago.
Nope, no bias there.
Oh yes, do not pay attention when you hear people comment on just how unattractive you are; just remember that you have such a wonderful personality.
>>The author of this letter forgot to remind Baby Clinton that her mother can, at a whim, decide to abort her, thereby degrading her status from “baby” to “fetus” or “foreign uterine matter.”<<
Oh no no no no.
Abortion is NEVER for rich White people. It is a “right” preserved purely for the colored and the poor.
However, if the amnio comes back with indicators of Downs Syndrome, you can 100% expect that chelsea will have a “miscarriage.”
OUCH !
The story is a pretty good slam at the whole Clinton clan.
True, this - though I’m still snickering at what gets filed under the topic of “News” these days. Then again, it was the ‘Post’.
Who’s to say there aren’t a few baby Clintons being poked and prodded in university labs?
> The story is a pretty good slam at the whole Clinton clan.
I don’t know if it will have the intended effect though. The guy will probably be found in a ditch with a small red dot that the coroner won’t see or just dismiss as a mosquito bite.
Yeah, no punches pulled.
Isn’t it interesting how excited the leftist establishment is about Chelsea’s pregnancy? Have you read anything that refers to the baby as a foetus?; or a blob of cells/tissue?
For some reason, Chelsea’s pregnancy is all about a little person who will be Bill & Hillary’s grandchild, not some product of a gestational accident. I just wish these liberal folks would take a step back, and respect all unborn life.
Here’s my conspiracy theory. She isn’t really pregnant, and in a few months(before she has to show, unless she uses padding), she will have a misfortunate miscarriage and that will gin up all kinds of sympathy for gramma hellary.
Yes, when I first saw the letter I thought it was going to point out that the only reason it was being called Chelsea Clinton’s “baby” was because the cluster of cells were a WANTED cluster of cells, otherwise it would be a “fetus” in danger for it’s very life at any and all stages of the pregnancy. He missed on that point for sure.
When you’ve been naughty and get caught, just say: “Bush’s fault”!
Jeez, Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell. The older she gets, the more pronounced it is.
Maybe that's what he was thinking when he said,while in Federal prison,that he'd "have to roll over one more time" for the Former Twelfth Lady.
I read the article.
Jeez, Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell. The older she gets, the more pronounced it is.
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In spite of the plastic surgery undertaken to minimize the resemblance as much as possible.
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