Posted on 04/24/2014 6:35:38 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
Two Colorado fourth graders were busted for selling marijuana at their elementary school, prompting officials today to urge adults to keep their weed locked away from kids....
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NEVER would have seen this coming....
/s (yeah... I know....)
Boy, Junior Achievement isn’t what it used to be.
Ahh, you’ve got yer Kipling goin’ on today!!!
Can’t have Rudyard running about anymore, lad... why, men might start remembering they’re supposed to BE men again, after all!!!
If, by Rudyard Kipling
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175772
Thanks.........didn’t know an age limit.
Do you enjoy Kipling?
I don’t know, I’ve never kippled..................
“if it is truly the case, as it seems to be that pot consumption has been legalized in CO, why would school “officials” care?”
Legalizing pot does not mean for children any more than booze or tobacco. But you knew that.
What’s illegal about selling pot in CO? I thought it was legal now. I now they can’t give out aspirin, but marijuana is just fine.
The case should be thrown out and CO needs more laws of course.
“...I’ve never kippled...”
I did, once... and when I woke up, I was in the alley, and there were dogs... and some fat Siberian hooker with a hair bigger than Stalin’s had my wallet...
It wasn’t pretty...
according to the pot heads, pot is good for you! they should be handing this stuff out for free to kids in school if it’s so good for you!
But, yeah... I like Kipling’s writings.
Different era... which I happen to like.
You were Kipling in the wrong place..................
The Siberian hooker didn’t think so...
She smelled like a Yak... or maybe it was me, I dunno....
That’s pretty much what I was thinking.
You may get off lightly for selling weed in school, but God forbid you point a finger and say “Pow!” or wear a pro-gun or defense-of-marriage T-shirt to school!
How would you know?.....................
You’re going to have to trust me on this one...
Maybe it was Llama... they all look alike to me...
“She smelled like a Yak... or maybe it was me, I dunno....”
At least you’re moving up. From Yak to Siberian Hooker, to ?
“...From Yak to Siberian Hooker, to...”
I keep my standards low... that way, I’m always frigging amazed...
“Aw, but the consumption of alchohol by minors is illegal! Is there an age limit on the consumption of pot?”
Yes. 21.
You went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two?....................
... and chewed my arm off to get away...
(it grew back...)...
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