Posted on 04/25/2014 8:49:48 AM PDT by mgist
Avid marijuana fan Willie Nelson’s 44-year-old daughter Paula was arrested for marijuana possession on 4/20 in Menard, Texas, KXAN Austin reports.
Willie, of course, has had numerous run-ins with the law over him having weed and the law being against that.
Paula took the arrest as an opportunity to tout marijuana legalization and pimp out her new record on her Facebook page (where she also proudly posted her own mugshot):
“I want to make sure that everyone knows i am not bad mouthing the officers involved in my arrest. I know they were just doing their jobs.. And they were very nice about it.. It would have been better had they smiled and let me go on my way home. But they don’t make the laws. That is where we come in..
Speak up on ‘Legalizing’ where it counts the most in your state. It’s ‘bad people’ who make ‘bad cops’ not the police as a whole.. Like i said all of the ‘people of the law’ i met during my 4/20 adventure were great and i’m better for meeting them. I made good friends in that police station .
Nope. Meth.
So a flea was hopping down the beach when he stumbled over a Genie bottle
Genie popped out and said you get three wishes……flea said I want to be on Lassie’s butt…..that has always been my dream……so the Genie went poof and the flee was on Lassie’s butt.
About a week later the flee went hopping back to the Genie bottle……Genie said what is wrong….I thought that was your dream…..flea said, couldn’t take it….dog was bathed twice a day……groomed….it was unbearable……
Genie said, you get two more wishes…..Flea said I want to be in Willie Nelson’s beard…..Genie went poof…..flee was in Willie Nelson’s beard.
About a week later….flea went hopping back to the Genie bottle…..Genie said, what is the matter…..flea said, I couldn’t take it…..he smoked pot all the time, the liquor, beer…..It was unbearable…..
Genie said, you get one more wish…….flea thought and said, I want to be in Dolly Parton’s nether region……Genie said poof and there went the flea…….
About a week later the flea hopped back to the Jeanie bottle…..the Genie said, what happened……flea said I don’t know…..He said that was the best place ever……very soft…..always clean……then one day I woke up…….and I was back in Willie Nelson’s beard…….
Ironic date: 4-20
Well put.
I bet she wont smoke weed with ole Willie again.
Yep, not much doubt. Nice looking woman before the meth.
Looks like Willie Nelson without no teeth...
“”I’m 44....”””
Hi there, fellow 80s child.
Surprised it wasn't 24/7/365.
Walter White on speed-dial
“”...but Willie could sing.””
Yeah, he’s a talented musician. He found a niche there where he fits in well.
I also think that George Clooney is a talented actor.
I feel the same way about each of these cats. I like their work... can’t stand them personally.
I wouldn’t speculate that much.
All mugshots are bad.
The people are hungover, disheveled, been crying...
20 years ago
makes a difference
Is Willie gonna have “release my Daughter” concert? I know he’ll blame it on IRS harassment just because he feels he doesn’t have to pay taxes.
WOAH! Pretty rough looking for 44. I’m nearly 60 and have to say I don’t look anywhere near that bad. Glad I took care of myself all these years!
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