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From Hunters & Fishermen to Greenies on Earth Day: Youre Quite Welcome!
Townhall.com ^ | April 26, 2014 | Humberto Fontova

Posted on 04/26/2014 5:12:51 AM PDT by Kaslin

"Over four decades ago, Americans from all walks of life came together to tackle a shared challenge," declared President Obama in his Earth Day address. "The first Earth Day was a call to action for every citizen, every family, and every public official. It gave voice to the conservation movement."

In fact, well before the first Earth Day, millions of Americans "came together" in a “conservation movement.” Alas, to President Obama and most of his staff those millions of Americans mostly belonged to those insufferable rustics who “cling to guns and bibles.” To wit:

The Pittman-Robertson Act (1937) imposed an excise tax of 10 per cent on all hunting gear. Then the Dingell-Johnson act (1950) did the same for fishing gear. The Wallop-Breaux amendment (1984) extended the tax to the fuel for boats. All of this lucre goes to "protect the environment" in the form of buying and maintaining National Wildlife Refuges, along with state programs for buying and maintaining various forms of wildlife habitat.

For the last couple of decades hunters and fishermen have contributed over $1.5 billion per year towards Senator Gaylord Nelson’s (Earth Day "founder") lofty goal. To date, hunters and fisherpersons have shelled out over $20 billion "on behalf of the environment." A study by the National Shooting Sports Foundation found that for every taxpayer dollar invested in wildlife conservation, hunters and fishermen contribute nine.

So please note: to "preserve nature," they don’t tax Birkenstock hiking boots and Ying-Yang pendants – but do tax my shotgun. They don’t tax Yoga manuals and Tofu tid-bits wrapped in recycled paper – but do tax my 30.06 deer rifle. They don’t tax binoculars or birding Field Guides with cutesy photos of the red-cockaded woodpecker and spotted Owl – but do tax the shotgun shells I blast at Mallards before arraying on my grill as Duck-K-Bobs (cooked rare and lovingly basted with plenty of butter, Cajun seasoning and teriyaki sauce).

Going further, they don’t tax Kayaks and rock climbing picks and ropes – but do tax my compound bow and rifle scope. They don’t tax the plastic water bottles on Mountain bikes (or the mountain bike itself, come to think of it) or the cutesy spandex shorts these yo-yos wear – but do tax my duck decoys and camo pants. They don’t tax Yanni and Enya CDs – but do tax the arrows I fling at Bambi before he sizzles on my grill as Bambi-burger (lovingly draped with thick bacon slices that dribble their appetizing fat into the meat while cooking. Then a chunk of cheddar cheese melted on top.)

You talk about a "Cheeseburger in Paradise," Jimmy Buffet! Try one from Bambi!

Ten cents of every dollar I spent on my hunting and fishing toys (I'd cite the total but my wife might read this) funds Federal and State "conservation" programs. From my guns and ammo to my duck calls and decoys, from my rods and reels to my lures and gaffs, from my trolling motor to the very fuel for my outboard – ten cents of every dollar in this ghastly expenditure funds habitat for Spotted Owls, Red Cockaded Woodpeckers, Bald Eagles, Ospreys, Manatees, Snail darters, Black-Footed Ferrets, California Condors, Florida Panthers and Sea Otters.

None of these creatures (from what I hear) make a decent Gumbo or even a passable Chili. I must be crazy. But I have no choice. And this avalanche of tax dollars comes on top of those I fork over for the stacks of licenses, and permits, and stamps I'm required to have before I set a foot afield or set my boat afloat. Last season these totaled $500. (But sweetie! There are huge fines for hunting and fishing without them!)

And all the above is on top of my voluntary dues and assorted donations to such as Ducks Unlimited. (But snookums! I thought you loved the duck print I brought home at 2: 45 AM from the DU Banquet/auction? And especially the picture of me with the nice Hooters girl who worked the keg in her camo bikini?) According to the National Shooting Sports Foundation these donations to such as DU, Pheasants Forever, etc. total $300 million a year.

As mentioned, just last year, hunters and fishermen (not birdwatchers, not rock-climbers, not kayakers, not nature-hikers) "contributed" $1.5 billion "big ones" “dollarinies,” “donuts” (to quote Steve Martin as The Jerk) to purchase and maintain places for greenie-weenies to frolic and nature-watch.

You'd think some thanks might be in order from these freeloaders – from the smarmy crowd not forced to buy any "Bird-Watching stamp" or "Hiking stamp," or "Kayaking stamp", or "Rock Climbing Stamp," or Yanni-Listening Stamp," or "Quartz-Crystal-Gazing-Stamp." You'd think Tofu-munchers might appreciate us hunters' funding habitat for their spotted owls, kangaroo rats, snail darters and louseworts, and bankrolling the scenery on their "nature trails" as they self-righteously plod along in their "earth-friendly" Birkenstocks and granola-flecked frocks., quartz crystals rattling in their pockets en route to a hillside Sunrise worship, crystal-gaze and Enya-listen.

We pay our way – in fact, we pay the hikers and bird-watchers way too. But rather than going afield as passive voyeurs, rather than regarding nature as a Disney cartoon, we accept nature's diktats. We revel in our role as full-fledged participants in her cycle of fang and claw (but add bullets, buckshot, broadheads, treble hooks and gaffs to the primal drama).

You'd think the voyeurs might throw us a bone every now and then? Well, think again. Here's the Sierra Club's official position: "Wild animals should not be valued principally in terms of whether they can serve as targets. As members of the family of life, we should respect the moral right of all creatures to exist, to be free of unnecessary predation…”

Fine. But try telling my family and tailgate party-chums those Bambi-burgers are “unnecessary.”

Anyway, you’re quite welcome, Greenies.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: banglist; earthday; greenies; hunting

1 posted on 04/26/2014 5:12:52 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

I love an outdoorsman


2 posted on 04/26/2014 5:27:49 AM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Kaslin

That article made me HUNGRY! :-)


3 posted on 04/26/2014 5:33:33 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: yldstrk
I prefer an Outdoors-woman!


4 posted on 04/26/2014 5:35:56 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: Kaslin

“It gave voice to the conservation movement...”

Nope. It gave voice to the COMMUNIST conservation movement.

Previously the conservation movement only wanted to preserve a few things that were especially rare or return to it’s original state areas that had been mined out or otherwise desolated. They didn’t want to stop economic expansion or tell anyone how to live.


5 posted on 04/26/2014 5:47:22 AM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Kaslin
As members of the family of life, we should respect the moral right of all creatures to exist, to be free of unnecessary predation…

On which planet are they talking about? Because Earth certainly is not free of predation; there is not a species on earth that is not part of the predator/prey relationship.

6 posted on 04/26/2014 5:49:03 AM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: KC_Lion

She’s awesome!


7 posted on 04/26/2014 5:51:38 AM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Kaslin

I love Humberto’s articles; but name calling ? Really ??


8 posted on 04/26/2014 5:53:09 AM PDT by onona (I’ve pretty much given up on sanity returning.)
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To: onona

What do mean by name calling?


9 posted on 04/26/2014 6:01:06 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: onona

Name calling? He did call them “freeloaders”. If the shoe fits.......

Seriously, a mid-length, fairly well written piece exposing how sportsmen fund wildlife and you object to one word? Damn leftist enviroweenies(is that name-calling?) are trying to end hunting and fishing. Have you heard the names they call hunters? And you object to them being called freeloaders?


10 posted on 04/26/2014 6:06:01 AM PDT by saleman
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To: exDemMom

Hmmmm. Unnececessary predation. I guess that’s why deer in the New England areas enjoy frolicking in traffic then. :>} Time to thin the herd. Yummy!


11 posted on 04/26/2014 6:07:57 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Redneck. Race: Daytona 500)
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To: Kaslin

Thank you!

I will be sharing this one extensively!!


12 posted on 04/26/2014 6:28:16 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey

You’re welcome


13 posted on 04/26/2014 7:01:50 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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