Skip to comments.Vatican Canonizes Two Dead White Guys, Ignores Obama
Posted on 04/28/2014 3:18:24 AM PDT by wetphoenix
While some undoubtedly ignorant people today made much ado about the nothing engendered in the Vatican's redundant elevation of two dead old white males into so-called "sainthood", reasonable people are asking a more important question: "Why was Barack Obama ignored?""It is obviously blatant racism," said a non-white hispanic writer for the famous and intellectually impressive New York Times. "After all," he added with less outrage than we had expected, "Obama won a NOBEL PRIZE FOR CHRISSAKES! If THAT doesn't qualify him for sainthood, what the hell does?""And by the way," he continued with more outrage than we had expected, "why the hell are you asking a MALE writer? Why don't you talk to some WOMYN, you sexist neanderthal?"Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) stated for the record, "This proves what I've been saying since I thought of it a couple of minutes ago," Reid said. "The Catholic Church is nothing but another front for the Koch Brothers. 'Koch' and 'Pope' are both spelled with 4 letters with an 'o' as the second letter. Do I have to draw you a picture?"Surprised by the controversy, apologists for the Catholic Church were quick to proffer the weak excuse that candidates must have miracles attributed to them, somehow implying that this requirement would rule Obama out. But even these non-believers have to concede that Obama's mere election to the presidency in mean, racist America was a divine event in itself, a supernatural occurrence only overshadowed by Saint Barack's greatest wonder of all, the Miracle of Free Healthcare for Everyone (aka the Affordable Care Act
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Can’t he sign a Executive Order to make himself a Saint?
First Saint Obama...
then Saint Romney...
Then Saint Hillary..
and so on...
Our Bathhouse of St. Barry?
Point of order, is any approbation by mere mortals for a supreme deity even appropriate?
Odds are 55-45 that this is satire.
I think that's already been taken care of by his people:
No living person can be declared a saint, ever.
100 - 0 would be more like it!!
Satan owns him.
Well, a first step on the road to sainthood usually involves a funeral. That said, I’ve said too much. BTW, hello to all my friends at the NSA.
Good one! Right to the point.
I think he’s gonna get voted in next time around. LOL!
I love the PC. Some sick funny stuff on their site.
Well, the one requirement to be canonized that can’t be gotten around is that you have to be dead. I would be thrilled for Obama, to step up, repent of all publicly, proclaim the Kingship of Christ, and the be taken down by a Muslim bullet on the spot before he can regress.
They could have at least included Saint Trayvon.
St.[sic] 0bama's REAL father
As appropriate as another man forgiving your sins.
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