Nigel Jaquiss won a Pulitzer in 2005. That apparently allows him to be a d-head to anyone he pleases for the rest of his life.
Gawd. Another walking stereotype metrosexual. Bet he knows the difference of particular kale varieties and their impact on the various regions of the tongue.
I bet he has a spandex suit, somewhere, for whatever sport he brags about doing. And FAILS at. But, guaranteed he brags about at his yuppie dinner parties. While his friend’s wives, with silver-laced bobs and Pashminas nod in ageement. “Oh, like, yeaaaah.”
The gaydar gauge just blew up.
I think they misspelled his name. I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “JACKASS”
The formal name is “RICHARD CRANIUM” but you can just call him Dick Head.
He reminds me of the time GWB and Dick Cheney called Adam Clymer an a_ _ hole and Clymer heard them do it.