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[ Spoof / Parody / Nonsense / Prank ] Council of Islamic Ideology Declares Women’s Existence Anti-Is
[Spoof/Prank/Parody/Satire site] Pakistan Today "Telling it like it almost never is." ^ | March 15, 2014

Posted on 05/13/2014 6:30:05 PM PDT by lbryce

Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic.

After declaring women to be un-Islamic, Shirani explained that there were actually two kinds of women – haraam and makrooh. “We can divide all women in the world into two distinct categories: those who are haraam and those who are makrooh. Now the difference between haraam and makrooh is that the former is categorically forbidden while the latter is really really disliked,” Shirani said.

He further went on to explain how the women around the world can ensure that they get promoted to being makrooh, from just being downright haraam. “Any woman that exercises her will is haraam, absolutely haraam, and is conspiring against Islam and the Ummah, whereas those women who are totally subservient can reach the status of being makrooh. Such is the generosity of our ideology and such is the endeavour of Muslim men like us who are the true torchbearers of gender equality,” the CII chairman added.

Officials told Khabaristan Today that the council members deliberated over various historic references related to women and concluded that each woman is a source of fitna and a perpetual enemy of Islam. They also decided that by restricting them to their subordinate, bordering on slave status,

(Excerpt) Read more at pakistantoday.com.pk ...


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KEYWORDS: humor; islam; misogyny; parody; satanic Comment #1 Removed by Moderator

To: lbryce

This has to be a parody. Everybody knows that in Islam women are property


2 posted on 05/13/2014 6:33:19 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: lbryce

I knew Islamics were anti-female. Those non human POS are child rapists and queers.


3 posted on 05/13/2014 6:36:52 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: lbryce

Haha. Can not be real.


4 posted on 05/13/2014 6:37:56 PM PDT by WriteOn (Truth)
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To: WriteOn

Fake but accurate.


5 posted on 05/13/2014 6:42:00 PM PDT by Nevadan
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To: lbryce

Seriously? Is this a parody? Do they not realize that without women they themselves cannot exist? This has got to be satire.


7 posted on 05/13/2014 6:45:32 PM PDT by WTFOVR (I find myself exclaiming that expression quite often these days!)
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To: lbryce

I asked my wife about this and she disagreed with them...


8 posted on 05/13/2014 6:46:01 PM PDT by terycarl (common sense prevails over all else)
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To: lbryce

Does this mean they will finally join the 21st century, and quit hunting and capturing them for slaves and concubines, and harems?


9 posted on 05/13/2014 6:48:32 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: lbryce
This could be parody, but it is a legitimate newspaper:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan_Today

Wikipedia states it is “Liberal to Moderate” leaning.

My guess is that this newspaper's offices will mysteriously disappear in the next month.

10 posted on 05/13/2014 6:54:42 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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11 posted on 05/13/2014 6:58:11 PM PDT by Agamemnon (Darwinism is the glue that holds liberalism together)
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To: lbryce

Logo says: From Khabaristan Today - telling it like it almost never is
Clearly a parody site


12 posted on 05/13/2014 6:59:22 PM PDT by Nevadan
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To: Nevadan
Logo says: From Khabaristan Today - telling it like it almost never is Clearly a parody site

"Oh, you're no fun, anymore."

13 posted on 05/13/2014 7:00:56 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeMind

This is parody. The “author” has other implausible columns available if you click the name “Khabaristan Today.”


14 posted on 05/13/2014 7:07:31 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: lbryce

I think you were had by an Islamic parody.


15 posted on 05/13/2014 7:08:28 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: lbryce

Women are only deemed a necessary evil —’for breeding only. For purposes of pleasure, muslim males much prefer goats, camels and little boys.


16 posted on 05/13/2014 7:12:16 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: lbryce

Goats, Camels and Little Boys were getting jealous.


17 posted on 05/13/2014 8:23:37 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: ConservativeMind

Actually,I found it at the social media site Google Plus where several women have taken up its cause, planting the article at various points at the site So I’d have to say, they’re causing all this hysteria about it.I will post them within the next few minutes.


18 posted on 05/13/2014 8:29:06 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Hussein Obama:The Worst is Yet to Come)
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To: lbryce

Some of them practically dress like that already.


20 posted on 05/13/2014 8:48:10 PM PDT by Luke21
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To: lbryce

And if you notice from the post it was first started by a guy named Michael Powers.


21 posted on 05/13/2014 8:49:23 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Hussein Obama:The Worst is Yet to Come)
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To: lbryce

Thanks Allah forrr little camelzz

22 posted on 05/13/2014 8:51:50 PM PDT by DTA
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To: lbryce

How is this satire?


23 posted on 05/13/2014 9:08:21 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Talisker

See post #12


24 posted on 05/13/2014 9:46:32 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Hussein Obama:The Worst is Yet to Come)
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To: lbryce
See: Banish Them to Their Beds and Scourge Them!
25 posted on 05/13/2014 10:02:20 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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26 posted on 05/13/2014 10:09:05 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: lbryce

Don’t feel bad about it. The entire article was about 98% accurate on how Muslim men think of and treat their women. It was just slightly over the top.


27 posted on 05/13/2014 11:34:00 PM PDT by Nevadan
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To: ConservativeMind
This could be parody, but it is a legitimate newspaper:

It's a spoof.

A clue comes from the sidebar on the left of the article: "Khabaristan Today - Telling it like it almost never is."
28 posted on 05/14/2014 4:37:17 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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