Skip to comments.[ Spoof / Parody / Nonsense / Prank ] Council of Islamic Ideology Declares Women’s Existence Anti-Is
Posted on 05/13/2014 6:30:05 PM PDT by lbryce
Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CIIs 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic.
After declaring women to be un-Islamic, Shirani explained that there were actually two kinds of women haraam and makrooh. We can divide all women in the world into two distinct categories: those who are haraam and those who are makrooh. Now the difference between haraam and makrooh is that the former is categorically forbidden while the latter is really really disliked, Shirani said.
He further went on to explain how the women around the world can ensure that they get promoted to being makrooh, from just being downright haraam. Any woman that exercises her will is haraam, absolutely haraam, and is conspiring against Islam and the Ummah, whereas those women who are totally subservient can reach the status of being makrooh. Such is the generosity of our ideology and such is the endeavour of Muslim men like us who are the true torchbearers of gender equality, the CII chairman added.
Officials told Khabaristan Today that the council members deliberated over various historic references related to women and concluded that each woman is a source of fitna and a perpetual enemy of Islam. They also decided that by restricting them to their subordinate, bordering on slave status,
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This has to be a parody. Everybody knows that in Islam women are property
I knew Islamics were anti-female. Those non human POS are child rapists and queers.
Haha. Can not be real.
Fake but accurate.
Seriously? Is this a parody? Do they not realize that without women they themselves cannot exist? This has got to be satire.
I asked my wife about this and she disagreed with them...
Does this mean they will finally join the 21st century, and quit hunting and capturing them for slaves and concubines, and harems?
Wikipedia states it is “Liberal to Moderate” leaning.
My guess is that this newspaper's offices will mysteriously disappear in the next month.
Logo says: From Khabaristan Today - telling it like it almost never is
Clearly a parody site
"Oh, you're no fun, anymore."
This is parody. The “author” has other implausible columns available if you click the name “Khabaristan Today.”
I think you were had by an Islamic parody.
Women are only deemed a necessary evil —’for breeding only. For purposes of pleasure, muslim males much prefer goats, camels and little boys.
Goats, Camels and Little Boys were getting jealous.
Actually,I found it at the social media site Google Plus where several women have taken up its cause, planting the article at various points at the site So I’d have to say, they’re causing all this hysteria about it.I will post them within the next few minutes.
Some of them practically dress like that already.
And if you notice from the post it was first started by a guy named Michael Powers.
Thanks Allah forrr little camelzz
How is this satire?
See post #12
Don’t feel bad about it. The entire article was about 98% accurate on how Muslim men think of and treat their women. It was just slightly over the top.