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POLITICAL STALKING.
Original Content | 5/15/2014 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/15/2014 7:18:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Harry Reid has always been obstinant and churlish, but in recent weeks, we can add the descriptors 'disturbingly obsessed'.

The target of Reid's Orwellian Five Minute Hates are the Koch Brothers -- in particular, Charles G. and David H. Koch. The Koch's are an inoffensive pair of brothers who contribute, legally, to conservative and libertarian causes. This appears to enrage Mr. Reid, as evidenced by his continuing rants about these two people from the Senate Floor. in the last year, Reid obsessively derided these two American citizens, as evidenced in the following news stories:

  1. Harry Reid Backs Constitutional Amendment To Limit Koch Brothers’ Influence

  2. The world according to Harry: Koch bros. ‘one of the main causes’ of climate change

  3. Reid Ties GOP Filibuster of Minimum Wage Bill to Koch Brothers

    Lest we think that these are the exaggerations of the media, here are more examples right from Harry Reids little stalker website.

  4. The House GOP Budget: “It is frustrating for Americans because it does not reflect what they envision for this nation. In fact, the Ryan Budget more closely resembles the wants of the multi-billionaire Koch brothers. It is the Koch budget.”

  5. Slowing Down Aid to Ukraine: “A few radical Republicans delayed this aid package by an entire week in order to protect the Koch brothers and billionaires like them. It’s hard to believe. But that’s the truth.”

  6. Attacks on the Federal Health Care Law: “The Koch Brothers are spending hundreds of millions of dollars telling Americans that Obamacare is bad for them. But the Kochs should stick to what they know – the oil business. Because the truth is simply more powerful than any myth, any legend or any false political ad.”
There is something very disturbing about a lawmaker who identifies and demonizes a private citizen or citizens from the Senate Floor, but there is a serious cause for alarm when the lawmaker mentions these citizens over 100 times in a mere three months time.

In the real world -- the world you and I live in -- we would be arrested and charged with Criminal Stalking or some other form of Harassment, if we did one-tenth of the things Reid has done to the Kochs.

It appears that lawmakers do not need to live by the rules we live by, so, in the spirit of attempting to take some of the burden of Koch Blaming, I submit this to Harry Reid. Perhaps it will save him some work:

Dear Harry Reid,
I noted you hadn't condemned the Koch Brothers this morning. I thought maybe you were getting 'writers block' and could not think of anything to blame them for today. In the interests of being a bi-partisan, helpful citizen, I offer you these:

The Koch Brothers cause global warming, infanticide, glacial formation, the sinking of the Titanic, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and fire ants. The Koch Brothers are the cause of late mail, lack of adequate punctuation, the heartbreak of psoriasis, and feminine itching. The Koch Brothers are the cause of fixed greyhound races, the metric system, errors in longitudinal measurements, and smaller portions. The Koch Brothers are the cause of angry wives, Speedos on fat people, mismatched socks, and mold on cucumbers. The Koch Brothers are the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse, interstellar planetary collisions, muteness in albinos, and killer bees. The Koch Brothers are the cause of gingivitis, off-key chorus singing, air inversions, and incremental floods. The Koch Brothers are the cause of fans that quit, entropy, soap shards in the shower, and fat girls. The Koch Brothers are the cause of cold oatmeal, excessive blogging, sweat stains, and misfires in 9mm ammunition. The Koch Brothers are the cause of cabinet doors that do not line up, cracks in the sidewalk, the scourge of heroin, and every plane crash since 1972. The Koch Brothers are the cause of John McCain, senility, traitorism, and infiltration by the left (but I repeat myself). The Koch Brothers are the cause of low toner, high transmission rates, delivery service price increases, and gaudy shirts. The Koch Brothers are the cause of splinters, earth tremors, Gamma ray emission by the element Lawrencium, and the lack of hobbits in real life. The Koch Brothers are the cause of Facebook monitoring, trigger happy SWAT teams, pencil-neck geeks, and the Yellowstone Caldera. The Koch Brothers are the cause of Russia, France, Sweden, and Zambia. The Koch Brothers are the cause of carbon buildup, broken bungee cords, bad lap dances, and a lack of friendly greetings in cities. The Koch Brothers are the cause of paper cuts, whirlpools, thunder, and machine disconnects. The Koch Brothers are the cause of honey badgers, rigidity, painful exercise, and linear contraction. The Koch Brothers are the cause of Nancy Pelosi, botox overdoses, pure insanity, and Alzheimers (but I repeat myself). The Koch Brothers are the cause of regression analysis, micro-stamping, failed unions, and misaligned microwave towers. The Koch Brothers are the cause of blurry lenses, spider bites, stains, and legless crocodiles. The Koch Brothers are the cause of missing keyboard keys, unexpected phone calls, broken pottery, and squeaking doors. The Koch Brothers are the cause of warning labels on appliances, erectile dysfunction, waterspouts, and potholes. The Koch Brothers are the cause of canker sores, narcissistic Presidents, leaking toilets, and crack addiction. The Koch Brothers are the cause of corroded pennies, locomotive derailments, internet trolls, and wardrobe failures. The Koch Brothers are the cause of ADHD in the clergy, Blue Screens of Death on personal computers, the French Revolution of 1789, and thorns. The Koch Brothers are the cause of bad Muppet shows, holes in circus nets, the NFL going all-queer, all-the-time, and Sandra Fluke's birth-control deficit. The Koch Brothers are the cause of Israel's problems with Syria, excessive salt in the Pacific Ocean, the disappearance of Malaysian Air flight 370, and infomercials. The Koch Brothers are the cause of low-calorie diet soda, smudges on the Xerox, dry technical text, and animal abuse. The Koch Brothers are the cause of glass shards, bad pudding, hair cancer, and sun-dried dead worms. The Koch Brothers are the cause of porcelin stains, droughts, turbulence above 10000 feet, and power brown-outs. The Koch Brothers are the cause of low scores on Angry Birds, weak tea, Michael Jackson's early demise, and Micheal Jackson. The Koch Brothers are the cause of bad combovers, Chris Matthews, alcoholism, and spittle (but I repeat myself). The Koch Brothers are the cause of failed sitcoms, knots you cannot get undone, overly-rare hamburgers at restaurants, and Miley Cyrus.

Hope that helps heaps.
Love,

Laz


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1 posted on 05/15/2014 7:18:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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2 posted on 05/15/2014 7:20:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
The Koch Brothers are the cause of cold oatmeal, excessive blogging

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

3 posted on 05/15/2014 7:23:10 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz
The Koch Brothers are the cause of glass shards, bad pudding, hair cancer, and sun-dried dead worms.

ba$tards.

4 posted on 05/15/2014 7:23:14 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lazamataz

If they are busy doing all these bad things, how do they have time to make their big bucks (LOL)?


5 posted on 05/15/2014 7:27:27 AM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Lazamataz

LOL. I thought all of that was Bush’s fault. That is what 0 bummer keeps telling people.

Good one Laz.


6 posted on 05/15/2014 7:31:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: humblegunner

I knew that one would get to you.


7 posted on 05/15/2014 7:34:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Bill of attainder on steroids.

Harry Reid seems to have read the U.S. Constitution in close detail and is determined to violate every provision and concept of personal liberty before he is ridden out of office on a rail


8 posted on 05/15/2014 7:39:03 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: humblegunner

How did I know you would pick up on that point?


9 posted on 05/15/2014 7:40:40 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd; humblegunner

Still waiting for him to pick up on the Beiber reference.


10 posted on 05/15/2014 7:42:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
There is something very disturbing about a lawmaker who identifies and demonizes a private citizen or citizens from the Senate Floor, but there is a serious cause for alarm when the lawmaker mentions these citizens over 100 times in a mere three months time.

Wait, are you talking about the Koch Brothers, or Cliven Bundy?

11 posted on 05/15/2014 7:44:19 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lazamataz
The Koch Brothers are the cause of missing keyboard keys, unexpected phone calls, broken pottery, and squeaking doors. The Koch Brothers are the cause of warning labels on appliances, erectile dysfunction, waterspouts, and potholes. The Koch Brothers are the cause of canker sores, narcissistic Presidents, leaking toilets, and crack addiction. The Koch Brothers are the cause of corroded pennies, locomotive derailments, internet trolls, and wardrobe failures.

There is something very disturbing about a lawmaker who identifies and demonizes a private citizen ... from the Senate Floor..

LOL - great one Laz. I suspect Harry Reid's petty, jealous, and small...

12 posted on 05/15/2014 7:45:28 AM PDT by GOPJ (Obama - when will you tell radical muslims to stop clinging to their guns & religion?)
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To: Lazamataz

Enlarged pores..you forgot enlarged pores...other then that, pretty much a complete list. Good job.


13 posted on 05/15/2014 7:55:56 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (waiting for my Magic 8 ball to give me an answer)
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To: Lazamataz
Traumatic brain injury?

Senate's Reid in hospital for observation

14 posted on 05/15/2014 7:57:36 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Lazamataz

The Koch Bros are the cause of kids refusing to eat Moochelle’s lunches.


15 posted on 05/15/2014 7:58:05 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Unions are an Affirmative Action program for Slackers! .)
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To: Beagle8U

The Koch Bros are also the cause of Putin eating Obama’s lunch.


16 posted on 05/15/2014 8:00:45 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Unions are an Affirmative Action program for Slackers! .)
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To: Lazamataz
The letter's a hilarious masterpiece! I read it twice, laughing out loud both times.

I think Harry's just a hair's breadth away from a complete break from reality.

I expect him to forget where he is any minute now, pop his dentures out on the Senate floor and start picking out food particles (also the Koch Bros. fault) in the middle of one of his rants.

17 posted on 05/15/2014 8:09:04 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge

:)


18 posted on 05/15/2014 8:14:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Did you remember to list Toenail Fungus? I swear I heard the Koch brothers were spreading it....


19 posted on 05/15/2014 8:18:25 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (If stupid ever reaches $150 a barrel then I want the drilling rights to Maxine Water's head.)
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To: Lazamataz

For facebook thumbnail.

20 posted on 05/15/2014 8:20:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Conservative4Ever

The Koch brothers shot J.R.


21 posted on 05/15/2014 8:26:27 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lazamataz
"and the lack of hobbits in real life."

LOL

Loved it

22 posted on 05/15/2014 8:31:10 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: Lazamataz
I guess Hairy Reid needed a new villain, after Rush made a fool of him.

5.56mm

23 posted on 05/15/2014 8:31:21 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Lazamataz

This is to take the focus off of George Soros.


24 posted on 05/15/2014 8:35:21 AM PDT by SC_Pete
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To: CatherineofAragon

I wish we had hobbits in real life.


25 posted on 05/15/2014 8:45:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: SC_Pete

Good point... and Shelby Adelson, and Michael Bloomberg.


26 posted on 05/15/2014 8:46:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Midgets don’t even come close.


27 posted on 05/15/2014 8:55:23 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: Lazamataz
I would've put Miley Cyrus and feminine itching in the same sentence, but that's just my sense of logic.

You missed the polar vortices, though. Perhaps a "Part II" is in order.

28 posted on 05/15/2014 9:04:59 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Lazamataz

I haven’t even read the thread yet, but I’m in a mood. So ...

Hey, baby. You can politically stalk me anytime. Hubba, hubba.


29 posted on 05/15/2014 9:26:16 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
LOL, yeah, you ARE in a mood.

I'm on the way to Texas as we speak. :)

30 posted on 05/15/2014 9:30:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner

It’s that whole “humblegunner in a skirt routine.” It’s got me in a mood.


31 posted on 05/15/2014 9:33:47 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Made me hot, too.


32 posted on 05/15/2014 9:37:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Reid is a Grade-A lunatic and a thug. What a combination.


33 posted on 05/15/2014 9:41:22 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: Lazamataz

Somewhat off-topic, but just a reminder that Harry Reid still hasn’t denied charges that he’s a pedophile.


34 posted on 05/15/2014 9:45:16 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; Lazamataz
When I wear it, it's a kilt.
35 posted on 05/15/2014 9:46:11 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Reid is a Grade-A lunatic and a thug. What a combination.

Don't change the subject, you were talking about us hitting it.

36 posted on 05/15/2014 9:55:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
The Koch brother stole your paragraph tags, too!

-PJ

37 posted on 05/15/2014 9:55:33 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: humblegunner
When I wear it, it's a kilt.

Don't be a Beiber-tease.

38 posted on 05/15/2014 9:55:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Political Junkie Too
The Koch brother stole your paragraph tags, too!

No God Please No!!!!

39 posted on 05/15/2014 9:57:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh yeah. Do YOU have a kilt?


40 posted on 05/15/2014 10:00:02 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: Lazamataz
The Koch Brothers are the newest incarnation of the Bad Times computer virus.
41 posted on 05/15/2014 10:03:21 AM PDT by Disambiguator (#hashtagline)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
If it gets me quality time with you, I'll wear a delicate summer print dress.

You will love me in a summer dress now that I'm growing a chin spike.

:)


42 posted on 05/15/2014 10:15:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t forget the Koch brothers are why the Cubs have not won a World Series since 1908.

There are not many people I expect to see go to Hell, but I believe Harry Reid is one of them. A more thoroughly corrupt, contemptible and evil man would be hard to find.


43 posted on 05/15/2014 11:15:01 AM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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To: Lazamataz
The Koch brothers gave my phone number to tele-marketers.....and they placed a

sign at the edge of our solar system in order to divert intergallactic space travelers away from us, thus preventing them from providing us with a cure to cancer and the common cold.

The Koch brothers also killed the inventor of a carburetor that would allow car engines to get 200 Miles per gallon, and they stole his plans.

44 posted on 05/15/2014 12:22:20 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
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To: Lazamataz

” Michael Jackson’s early demise, and Micheal Jackson.”

Outstanding work. :)


45 posted on 05/15/2014 12:35:56 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Hot Tabasco
The Koch brothers insisted that Star Wars Episode I include Jar Jar Binks as a major character, and also that the cantina scene in Episode IV be re-edited to make it look like Greedo shot first.
46 posted on 05/15/2014 1:08:14 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: humblegunner

A visual I really didn’t need.


47 posted on 05/15/2014 1:10:30 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: Lazamataz
You will love me in a summer dress now that I'm growing a chin spike.

You've lost weight, dropped the glasses and obviously gotten lasic surgery.......nice upgrade bro


48 posted on 05/15/2014 1:20:38 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
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To: Lazamataz
Maybe all this anger and obsession on Reid's behalf will result in a massive stroke which would rid the world of this turd permanently.

It would make me smile.

49 posted on 05/15/2014 1:21:03 PM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, Shelby’s on our side...and Bloomberg is small potatoes compared to Soros. Soros gave a closed door talk at the State Department to our diplomats—and this is the guy who said the United States was the problem with stability in the world. His funding reach is unbelievable:

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=977


50 posted on 05/15/2014 1:21:08 PM PDT by SC_Pete
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