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McDonald's New Mascot Will Scare Your Children Away from Happy Meals
MSN News/The Wire ^ | 5-20-14 | By Polly Mosendz

Posted on 05/21/2014 12:01:26 AM PDT by kingattax

Meet Happy, McDonald's terrifying new mascot. Happy is the new ambassador of the restaurant's new healthy Happy Meals. Maybe McDonald's is trying to scare children into eating their vegetables.

Happy is the "ambassador for balanced and wholesome eating." He is encouraging kids to eat the healthy Happy Meal options: fruits, vegetables, low-fat dairy and water or juice. He is especially welcoming of the new Low Fat Strawberry Go-Gurt. Because nothing says "finish your carrot sticks" like a psychotic stare from the side of a box.


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makes "ronald" and the "hamburglar" look normal.

no doubt some mobama-lovin idiot designed that piece of crap.

1 posted on 05/21/2014 12:01:26 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

Looks like the Happy Meal is about to eat your kid.


2 posted on 05/21/2014 12:03:14 AM PDT by Hugin
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To: kingattax; Hugin

3 posted on 05/21/2014 12:05:04 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

2ndDV, thats BEYOND scary !


4 posted on 05/21/2014 12:06:03 AM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: kingattax

They have used this in the Russian McDonalds for the last year or two. I agree, it’s quite creepy.


5 posted on 05/21/2014 12:07:06 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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To: Hugin

With the arms like big ears, the insincere smile, and the fake eyes, I mistook it for Obama!


6 posted on 05/21/2014 12:07:37 AM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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To: kingattax

Honestly, I always thought the current McDonald’s mascot was even creepier. Heck I’d prefer this mascot if you would just get rid of the old one.


7 posted on 05/21/2014 12:10:38 AM PDT by Corporate Democrat
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The scowl that killed an appetite.


8 posted on 05/21/2014 12:14:23 AM PDT by funfan
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To: kingattax
Apparently, this was created out of Paris. You can find commercials on YouTube. Here is one as an example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r9mo8Bromg

Sorry, I don't know how to hot link here.

9 posted on 05/21/2014 12:14:27 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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To: Cowboy Bob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r9mo8Bromg


10 posted on 05/21/2014 12:17:49 AM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Nice. Hey, haven’t they proven, just this past week, that fat is not bad for you? Especially children need fats, even animal fats, for nourishment. Recently I went high fat myself (butter, non non-fat yogurt, etc), I didn’t gain weight (I don’t eat a lot) and I feel great, good cholesterol went way up.


11 posted on 05/21/2014 12:21:19 AM PDT by punditwannabe
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To: punditwannabe

That’s what they’re saying, which is what the late Dr. Atkins always said.


12 posted on 05/21/2014 12:24:31 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

FUN FACT! Fast Foods wrapped in paper printed with Michelle Obama’s frowning face tend to go stale far more quickly than fast foods wrapped in paper printed with pictures of Sarah Palin’s smiling face. No one knows exactly why./


13 posted on 05/21/2014 12:25:41 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: kingattax

A little weird, but I find the original version of Ronald McDonald considerably creepier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO57P3xKUko

I don’t like clowns much.


14 posted on 05/21/2014 12:27:49 AM PDT by DemforBush (A repo man is always intense.)
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To: lee martell

another FUN FACT.

ants and cockroaches will not touch Fast Foods wrapped in paper printed with Michelle Obama’s frowning face


15 posted on 05/21/2014 12:30:27 AM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: lee martell

No one but Todd and Barry, that is.


16 posted on 05/21/2014 12:30:44 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: kingattax

But the cockroaches do bow to it, since it is their queen.


17 posted on 05/21/2014 12:31:33 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

lol..true


18 posted on 05/21/2014 12:33:20 AM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

mcbitch meal.


19 posted on 05/21/2014 12:37:37 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: kingattax

They’re on crack at McD’s HQ aren’t they?


20 posted on 05/21/2014 1:40:49 AM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

it’s nice they gave you toilet paper and a convenient receptacle for when you’re done processing the ‘food’


21 posted on 05/21/2014 2:42:19 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Bullish

Either that or they are just gutless and caving to the regime hoping they won’t be targeted by a number of the alphabet agencies.


22 posted on 05/21/2014 2:50:33 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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To: Cowboy Bob

They have used this in the Russian McDonalds

And look what happened: took the Crimea and are threatening the rest of Ukraine.

Evil Box!


23 posted on 05/21/2014 3:01:28 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Without McDonald's Corp, there would be thousands of unemployed Art History and Wymens Studies graduates.

24 posted on 05/21/2014 3:30:19 AM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The Beard is not amused...but I am!


25 posted on 05/21/2014 3:31:36 AM PDT by twister881
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“Without McDonald’s Corp, there would be thousands of unemployed Art History and Wymens Studies graduates.”

In my area McDonald’s seem to be exclusively staffed by Hispanics (regardless of whether it is a white, Hispanic, or black area). Art history and wymens studies graduates don’t actually want to work (hence those majors).


26 posted on 05/21/2014 3:33:54 AM PDT by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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O’Barry goes on the two handled Toddler Mug.


27 posted on 05/21/2014 3:35:22 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: Hugin

I thought it would be a picture of mooooooooooochele.


28 posted on 05/21/2014 4:37:05 AM PDT by chiefqc
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To: kingattax

Looks like a big marketing McStake to me..


29 posted on 05/21/2014 4:38:33 AM PDT by IamConservative (If fighting fire with fire is a good idea, why do the pros use water?)
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To: DemforBush

Creepy Japanese McDonalds Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUCu_9GoTJI


30 posted on 05/21/2014 4:46:34 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: kingattax

“Get in the box, kid... ...NOW!”


31 posted on 05/21/2014 4:57:47 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Now THAT is lot scary than a psychotic cardboard box...


32 posted on 05/21/2014 4:58:17 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: Swordmaker

Well, it IS red.


33 posted on 05/21/2014 4:58:52 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: Islander7

True enough.

They perform a great public service by helping to keep people like that off the streets...


34 posted on 05/21/2014 5:01:20 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: kingattax
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35 posted on 05/21/2014 5:05:43 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: kingattax

looks like something Michelle would dream up...


36 posted on 05/21/2014 5:22:44 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Tennessee Nana

What makes you think it wasn’t her idea?


37 posted on 05/21/2014 5:25:04 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Now that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time...thanks.


38 posted on 05/21/2014 5:26:09 AM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: Hugin

In Amerika, Happy Meal eats you.


39 posted on 05/21/2014 5:26:23 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

do we rip off her face to get the game pieces ???


40 posted on 05/21/2014 5:26:43 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Hugin

He . . She . . It . . whatever it is . . has enough TEETH to eat New York!


41 posted on 05/21/2014 5:45:02 AM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That’s the most terrifying Mc’D’s mascot I’ve ever seen....


42 posted on 05/21/2014 5:47:10 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Bible Summary in a few verses: John 14:6, John 6:29, Romans 10:9-10)
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To: retrokitten
Because nothing says "finish your carrot sticks" like a psychotic stare from the side of a box

Hahaha!

43 posted on 05/21/2014 6:01:00 AM PDT by silent_jonny ("I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" -- Phillipians 4:13)
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To: kingattax
"If I had a son, he'd look like Happy".

Leni

44 posted on 05/21/2014 6:08:53 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: kingattax

It’s how the state views people.


45 posted on 05/21/2014 6:28:53 AM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I long for the day when Mooch’s mug is featured on a “have you seen...” milk carton.


46 posted on 05/21/2014 7:18:36 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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To: kingattax

"Eat your Big Mac!"

47 posted on 05/21/2014 7:37:08 AM PDT by Gritty (Climate hysterics shriek on. Loud and apocalyptic is the only setting on the machine.-Mark Steyn)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I haven't been to a McD's in years.

Thst image scared me so much, I won't go McD's for another 50 years...and I'll be dead before that.

FMCDH(BITS)

48 posted on 05/21/2014 9:41:52 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: silent_jonny

Hahaha! It’s terrifying!


49 posted on 05/22/2014 4:45:59 PM PDT by retrokitten
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yet McDonalds is going low fat, even in their happy meals. I hate the food police.


50 posted on 05/23/2014 5:06:42 PM PDT by punditwannabe
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