Posted on 05/21/2014 12:01:26 AM PDT by kingattax
Meet Happy, McDonald's terrifying new mascot. Happy is the new ambassador of the restaurant's new healthy Happy Meals. Maybe McDonald's is trying to scare children into eating their vegetables.
Happy is the "ambassador for balanced and wholesome eating." He is encouraging kids to eat the healthy Happy Meal options: fruits, vegetables, low-fat dairy and water or juice. He is especially welcoming of the new Low Fat Strawberry Go-Gurt. Because nothing says "finish your carrot sticks" like a psychotic stare from the side of a box.
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it’s nice they gave you toilet paper and a convenient receptacle for when you’re done processing the ‘food’
Either that or they are just gutless and caving to the regime hoping they won’t be targeted by a number of the alphabet agencies.
They have used this in the Russian McDonalds
And look what happened: took the Crimea and are threatening the rest of Ukraine.
Evil Box!
Without McDonald's Corp, there would be thousands of unemployed Art History and Wymens Studies graduates.
The Beard is not amused...but I am!
“Without McDonald’s Corp, there would be thousands of unemployed Art History and Wymens Studies graduates.”
In my area McDonald’s seem to be exclusively staffed by Hispanics (regardless of whether it is a white, Hispanic, or black area). Art history and wymens studies graduates don’t actually want to work (hence those majors).
O’Barry goes on the two handled Toddler Mug.
I thought it would be a picture of mooooooooooochele.
Looks like a big marketing McStake to me..
Creepy Japanese McDonalds Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUCu_9GoTJI
“Get in the box, kid... ...NOW!”
Now THAT is lot scary than a psychotic cardboard box...
Well, it IS red.
True enough.
They perform a great public service by helping to keep people like that off the streets...
looks like something Michelle would dream up...
What makes you think it wasn’t her idea?
Now that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time...thanks.
In Amerika, Happy Meal eats you.
do we rip off her face to get the game pieces ???
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