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Columbia University Is Spending Millions Of Tax Dollars On Fake Climate-Change Death Voicemails
The Daily Caller ^ | 27 May 2014 | Eric Owens

Posted on 05/27/2014 10:29:31 AM PDT by mandaladon

Columbia University in New York City is spending a $5.7 million grant from the National Science Foundation to produce projects that show several conjectural scenarios that promoters of global-warming science swear will happen soon if the developed world doesn’t mend its evil ways.

One of the taxpayer-funded creations is a large series of fictitious voicemails in which people complain and gasp for breath, reports Campus Reform.

For example, in one of the pretend voicemails, set in 2065, a man tells his mother that he is really worried about dying from either rising temperatures or a huge tsunami.

“If the tsunami doesn’t get us, the heat might,” the man says. “I’m just calling to say I love you and I miss you and it might be the last time you hear my voice. Bye.”

In another fake voicemail, a woman struggles frantically for breath because she is “out of CO2 credits,” according to Campus Reform.

In still another voicemail, a man who says he is 70 laments that glaciers “are just gone now.”

Other predictions the taxpayer-funded voicemails make are that hurricanes will be exceedingly common by 2020 and that most current coastlines will “have disappeared” by 2059.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: climatechange; obama
The point is to “motivate exploration and learning of complex material.”.......................AMAZING!
1 posted on 05/27/2014 10:29:31 AM PDT by mandaladon
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To: mandaladon

These are the people that won the conception race?


2 posted on 05/27/2014 10:31:43 AM PDT by wastedyears (I'm a pessimist, I say plenty of negative things. Consider it a warning of sorts.)
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To: mandaladon
learning of complex material.

Hmm, like left foot goes in front of right, right in front of left. Repeat until destination is reached?

These people must have some nasty looking underwear, not having the smarts to clean themselves after......

3 posted on 05/27/2014 10:40:08 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: mandaladon
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE:

“I'm starving to death because the economy was destroyed by the Climate Change hoax that ruined the economies of the world.”

OR

“The quasi-military unit of the EPA is coming for me to take me to the death camp because I drove my car to work”

4 posted on 05/27/2014 11:11:11 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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To: mandaladon

“I’m broke. And cold.”


5 posted on 05/27/2014 11:15:42 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: mandaladon

And here I though Earthquakes cause Tsunami’s.


6 posted on 05/27/2014 11:38:06 AM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: PATRIOT1876
Here are some good ones form the future.

The US government goes bankrupt trying to fight Global Warming on a planet that is in an Ice Age.

US and Euroweenie black box projects designed to cool the planet actually accelerate the next fall back into the cold phase of the current ice age.

Because of the Bankruptcy the US and Europe both loose World War III to Russia, China and India who invested instead in their military.

Tens of millions are killed in the 21st century once again by governments run by sociopathic idiots.

7 posted on 05/27/2014 11:45:38 AM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: mandaladon

Is Columbia University close to the water ?


8 posted on 05/27/2014 11:56:01 AM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: mandaladon

Within our atmosphere there is a certain amount of H2O. It’s still there. It will always be there. Some will freeze. Some will thaw. Areas where it didn’t use to rain will experience floods. And areas where it did rain will experience drought. It’s a cycle.


9 posted on 05/27/2014 12:47:58 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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