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CONFIRMED: Obama is Exceptionally Bad at Throwing a Baseball
Washington Free Beacon ^ | May 29, 2014 | Andrew Stiles

Posted on 05/29/2014 1:43:09 PM PDT by lbryce

A recent Free Beacon analysis found that President Obama is incapable of throwing a baseball correctly. A subsequent Washington Post analysis has confirmed these findings.

The Post created the following chart showing how well various celebrities have performed on the pitching mound. It’s not pretty:

Here’s a video of Obama’s toss:

YouTube:Girly Man Throw

(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: girlyman
It's the way things are. Real men will do things in a demonstratively coordinated, masculine, physical way, while girls, women, effeminate girly men will do things in a demonstrably uncoordinated, girly man way that defines who they are, what they are. Some men excel in being multi-talented able to assume several positions pertaining to the circumstances. While Obama lacks the qualities that comprise being a good pitcher, a lot of it to do with the extra work required, he's known to be an excellent catcher, essentially just lying there in the same position and letting the pitcher choose the areas he prefers most, while Obama has a natural proclivity to take it all in.
1 posted on 05/29/2014 1:43:09 PM PDT by lbryce
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To: lbryce

In other words, he’d fit right in on the Diamondbacks’ staff.


2 posted on 05/29/2014 1:44:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: lbryce

I bet he could pick it up if he sat on it


3 posted on 05/29/2014 1:44:56 PM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: lbryce

Probably the result of his earlier concussion, while playing football.


4 posted on 05/29/2014 1:45:25 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: lbryce

Not as bad as 50 Cent though... Wow.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2077583-50-cent-throws-out-dreadful-first-pitch-at-new-york-mets-game


5 posted on 05/29/2014 1:46:11 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: lbryce

Seeing that chart I’m surprised Maddux’s wasn’t 1.5” off the outside corner...


6 posted on 05/29/2014 1:47:18 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: lbryce

Boy, I think the “wise Latina” missed her calling.


7 posted on 05/29/2014 1:47:42 PM PDT by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: lbryce

http://i41.tinypic.com/kd22p4.jpg

8 posted on 05/29/2014 1:47:45 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: lbryce
while girls, women, effeminate girly men will do things in a demonstrably uncoordinated, girly man way that defines who they are, what they are.

So, where does that place Sotomayor, whose spot is actually pretty good. And how did Nolan Ryan get where he was?!
9 posted on 05/29/2014 1:48:08 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: lbryce

Obama is Exceptionally Bad at Throwing a Baseball

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It’s because he actually was a football player and may have gotten a concussion, don’t cha’ know. He only goes for manly, knock-em-down sports like football, not that sissy baseball stuff. [/sarc]


10 posted on 05/29/2014 1:48:34 PM PDT by Qiviut (Obama: A Caesar at home & a Chamberlain abroad, dividing the country & uniting the world against us.)
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To: lbryce

This four-year-old is much better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLrdteoQg18


11 posted on 05/29/2014 1:48:47 PM PDT by cdga5for4
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To: lbryce; All
"CONFIRMED:
Obama is Exceptionally Bad
at Throwing a Baseball"


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12 posted on 05/29/2014 1:49:42 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: lbryce

I’m betting that if it were a pillow...he’d bite it.


13 posted on 05/29/2014 1:52:44 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: dfwgator

I doubt the they had baseball in Thailand and when he got back to the states he joined the Choom Gang...guessing they were too into drugs to have a pick up game of baseball.


14 posted on 05/29/2014 2:00:12 PM PDT by tioga (WFTD...be there or be square.)
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To: musicman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy-kjLk761M


15 posted on 05/29/2014 2:01:31 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: lbryce
One of the hottest women in the world can throw better than him:


16 posted on 05/29/2014 2:04:44 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: lbryce

Are his throws worth any more than 50 Cents???


17 posted on 05/29/2014 2:06:06 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: GeronL

Wow!!!!!!


18 posted on 05/29/2014 2:10:12 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: lbryce
An Actual Man Throwing Out the First Pitch
19 posted on 05/29/2014 2:13:29 PM PDT by twister881
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To: lbryce

Limp wrists.


20 posted on 05/29/2014 2:19:24 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: lbryce
Wait. What happened to Nolan Ryan?

His was at shoulder level, behind the batter.

21 posted on 05/29/2014 2:22:35 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: lbryce; All
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this female soldier's grenade toss fail, is Ø's pitching.

Here

Back to the grenade. I guess GI Jane didn't get the word that the grenade is not for face-to-face combat.

22 posted on 05/29/2014 2:35:23 PM PDT by QT3.14
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To: CMailBag

Good at throwing an election, though.


23 posted on 05/29/2014 2:37:32 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: CMailBag

I read that and wondered what excuse is he using it in advance or?


24 posted on 05/29/2014 2:39:34 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten Bastard OffSpring of Satan and Medusa.)
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To: lbryce

Let’s not forget Kerry’s girly toss at Fenway. We FReeped him the next day.


25 posted on 05/29/2014 2:48:55 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi or Atty General Holder, who brought more guns to Mexico?)
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26 posted on 05/29/2014 3:10:20 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
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To: lbryce
, he's known to be an excellent catcher, essentially just lying there in the same position

Doesn't need a comment.

27 posted on 05/29/2014 3:11:58 PM PDT by AU72
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To: lbryce

Nolan Ryan did not miss behind the batter. That was a message pitch. As for Obama, I throw better than him even when I am throwing Inigo Montoya style (I am not left handed).


28 posted on 05/29/2014 3:16:51 PM PDT by yawningotter
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To: Dr. Sivana

As a man, of course.

You think she was hired at the Supreme Court because she was a woman?


29 posted on 05/29/2014 3:16:58 PM PDT by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: gaijin

Queer Boy; what else can be said.


30 posted on 05/29/2014 3:48:23 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: 5th MEB

Bowing and kissing the hand of foreign leaders is more up his ally. How can you throw a baseball with a weak back bone.
Bad thing is it paints America as the same as this pansy!
I would hate to think of an Obama address on the aftermath of Dec 7 1941!


31 posted on 05/29/2014 4:03:25 PM PDT by DocJhn
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To: FlJoePa

32 posted on 05/29/2014 4:39:36 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rodamala
Anna:


33 posted on 05/29/2014 4:47:22 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: lbryce

Obama is incapable of throwing a baseball correctly

He sure can throw the Bull Crap around.


34 posted on 05/29/2014 5:00:09 PM PDT by bikerman (Imagination is more important than intelligence)
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