CONFIRMED: Obama is Exceptionally Bad at Throwing a Baseball

Washington Free Beacon ^ | May 29, 2014 | Andrew Stiles

[lbryce]

A recent Free Beacon analysis found that President Obama is incapable of throwing a baseball correctly. A subsequent Washington Post analysis has confirmed these findings.

The Post created the following chart showing how well various celebrities have performed on the pitching mound. It’s not pretty:

Here’s a video of Obama’s toss:

YouTube:Girly Man Throw

[lbryce]

It's the way things are. Real men will do things in a demonstratively coordinated, masculine, physical way, while girls, women, effeminate girly men will do things in a demonstrably uncoordinated, girly man way that defines who they are, what they are. Some men excel in being multi-talented able to assume several positions pertaining to the circumstances. While Obama lacks the qualities that comprise being a good pitcher, a lot of it to do with the extra work required, he's known to be an excellent catcher, essentially just lying there in the same position and letting the pitcher choose the areas he prefers most, while Obama has a natural proclivity to take it all in.

[dfwgator]

In other words, he’d fit right in on the Diamondbacks’ staff.

[molson209]

I bet he could pick it up if he sat on it

[CMailBag]

Probably the result of his earlier concussion, while playing football.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Not as bad as 50 Cent though... Wow.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2077583-50-cent-throws-out-dreadful-first-pitch-at-new-york-mets-game

[Wyatt's Torch]

Seeing that chart I’m surprised Maddux’s wasn’t 1.5” off the outside corner...

[Fido969]

Boy, I think the “wise Latina” missed her calling.

[gaijin]

http://i41.tinypic.com/kd22p4.jpg

[Dr. Sivana]

while girls, women, effeminate girly men will do things in a demonstrably uncoordinated, girly man way that defines who they are, what they are.

So, where does that place Sotomayor, whose spot is actually pretty good. And how did Nolan Ryan get where he was?!

[Qiviut]

Obama is Exceptionally Bad at Throwing a Baseball

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It’s because he actually was a football player and may have gotten a concussion, don’t cha’ know. He only goes for manly, knock-em-down sports like football, not that sissy baseball stuff. [/sarc]

[cdga5for4]

This four-year-old is much better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLrdteoQg18

[musicman]

"CONFIRMED:
Obama is Exceptionally Bad
at Throwing a Baseball"



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[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I’m betting that if it were a pillow...he’d bite it.

[tioga]

I doubt the they had baseball in Thailand and when he got back to the states he joined the Choom Gang...guessing they were too into drugs to have a pick up game of baseball.

[GeronL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy-kjLk761M

[FlJoePa]

One of the hottest women in the world can throw better than him:

[Uncle Chip]

Are his throws worth any more than 50 Cents???

[musicman]

Wow!!!!!!

[twister881]

An Actual Man Throwing Out the First Pitch

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Limp wrists.