Cold Ethel
Makin love by the refrigerator store firelight.
It’s twenty years later. If we could find them now, my guess is that she got the house AND the car AND payments and has moved on to another man.
And one week after they were happily married, they both were killed in cold blood in a random drive by shooting.
Ain’t karma a bitch?
—recall when this first was published—hard to believe it has been 22 years—
“Ann, I usually don’t rob on the first date, but what the heck.”
Glad Ann laid it on the line for these creeps
Damian Williams, Antoine Miller, Henry Watson, Gary Williams, Anthony Brown and Lance Parker were nicknamed “The L.A. Four”—though they were actually six—and were the main perpetrators of Reginald Denny’s beating. Williams was the only one who actually served time for the time, doing four years of a ten-year sentence for striking Denny on the head with a concrete cinderblock. In 2000, Williams was convicted for participation in a drug-related murder and is currently serving a 46-year sentence. Watson was also convicted for beating Denny, but only of a misdemeanor assault and was freed after the trial. Watson too was later jailed again, this time for three years on a drug conviction; today he’s the owner of a limousine rental company. The other four were cleared of all charges. Miller was later killed in a nightclub shooting.
Isn’t the old saw that looting during a riot is just the people taking out their anger at predatory business people who have wronged the community? Looting a dry cleaners? You’re grabbing your neighbor’s stuff, and all of it used (but hopefully clean..)
This is clearly the most fake letter ever published by the Abby/Ann folks.
There used to be a whole industry among Ivy League college guys to try to write phony letters to get them published. Later, it was “Dear Penthouse Forum, I always thought these letters were fake, until...”
This is funny, but “The Onion” funny, not reality.