Josh Earnest: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know about Jay Carney's Replacement

HEAVY ^ | 05/30/2014 | By Matthew Guariglia

[The Antiyuppie]

I hope that job comes with a lifetime guarantee of well-paid employment from very wealthy, young Democrats, because after doing this job for this particular boss, your reputation as a person is certainly ruined.

Which leads to the question - what will Carney do in his next position? Certainly, Kim in North Korea needs a kinder, gentler face forward...Boko Haram needs an image makeover badly...I suppose that some opportunities do exist.

[mikrofon]

To bolster his credibility, ‘Josh’ will shortly be changing his name to Frank N. Earnest ....

[all the best]

Because he wears a suit rather than lumber jack gear?

[JimRed]

7. His tap dancing will rival Shirley Temple and Bill Robinson dancing on that staircase!

I played the video of that performance, now I can't stop smiling!

[DocJhn]

Question 39 on the employment review, Can you lie as well as Jay Carney or Baghdad Bob!

[gigster]

I think that would be Jim Varney.

[depressed in 06]

Can he say “Dude?”

[kiryandil]

6. He’s a rich white guy, showing the White House’s commitment to Diversity.

"The wedding [of His Lordship Earnest & Lady Natalie] took place at the Four Seasons Hotel in D.C."

Apparently, the Arlington Day's Inn must have been booked for that weekend, so their Worships had to go slumming...

[NautiNurse]

So, he is an expert at the art of lying?

King O originally passed over Earnest for Carney as Press Secy.

[Hoodat]

When it comes to lying, Obama and Clinton are mere amateurs compared to this guy.

[mikrofon]

Moochelle "weighs in":

[MrB]

Here’s the key -

he’s willing to do things that even Jay Carney wouldn’t do.

[kiryandil]

he’s willing to do things that even Jay Carney wouldn’t do.

Hope he likes the smell of "poppers"...

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Earnest served as a congressional aide to Marion Berry from 2002-2003...” Yes!...enough said.

[bikerman]

What? Wasn’t Bagdad Bob available??

[gigster]

And, I thought Robert Gibbs was bad.This new guy has alot to
live down to.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

(from the article):"Earnest is a trusted aide to Obama, and has worked for the President since Obama’s campaign in the 2008 Iowa caucuses,
which Earnest joined in March 2007 as Iowa communications director.

Mark :"So, he is an expert at the art of lying?"

Better than that , he is expierienced at the art of DECEPTION !
Who ever heard of Obama's birth certificate prior to 2007 ?
Who ever heard of Obama's College records prior to 2007 ?
WHo ever heard of Obama's voting record prior to 2007 ?
He is the champion of moving relevent questions to irrelevency
To my mind that finesse , that subtlety,.. is more dangerous and required more skill than blatant lying !!
Which means that he is lower than a snake

[1010RD]

The new liar.

[Political Junkie Too]

Were there no African-Americans qualified for the job?

-PJ

[IronJack]

The unchallenged winner of Most Inappropiate Name — a White House press flack named “Earnest.”