Posted on 05/31/2014 4:12:45 PM PDT by NYer
Eastside Gynecology is located in a neighborhood in New York City where very important people live in close proximity. That’s why it seems fitting that the high-end abortion clinic would appeal to nearby potential clientele by offering VIP Abortion Services.
For women with discriminating tastes, Eastside Gynecology offers “exclusive and VIP surgical services” for early and late-term abortions, surgical abortions, and manual vacuum aspirations (MVA) “for any patient who requires the utmost in service, comfort, and confidentiality.”
According to the Eastside Gynecology website:
Our VIP rooms are designed to make you feel at home, with a luxurious mahogany bed, oil paintings, Internet and TV for complete privacy and comfort. Patient escorts are allowed to stay with the patient throughout the duration of their visit at our private clinic.
Because after all, for a mother with means, when disposing of her unborn child, “service, comfort and confidentiality” are a must.
Moreover, for an East Side killing factory to have anything less than “luxurious mahogany bed[s], oil paintings,” and Internet service would not do justice to the address.
Sumptuous surroundings are not the whole picture; it gets better. If you are a woman looking to rid yourself of the inconvenience of an unwanted pregnancy and can shell out the big bucks, Eastside Gynecology says it’s willing to close down the clinic and dedicate the entire facility “Just for You.”
Think of it! Who’s more deserving of tender loving care than a woman exercising power over life and death?
That’s why, prior to and immediately after condemning a child growing in the womb to a red biohazard bag, Eastside Gynecology offers VIP Surgical Patients the option to have the “entire facility and staff dedicated solely to their needs and care.”
If money is no object, why not have the abortion providers “close the facility to any other patient on that particular day,” so that “No other patient will be scheduled or seen during your entire visit?” Who would argue that a Manhattan girl with dough deserves to have things “completely private,” not to mention an “entire staff … dedicated solely to [her] needs and [her] care alone?”
The Eastside Gynecology clinic accommodates the “needs of public figures, celebrities, and high-profile individuals… [who can]… schedule a VIP abortion appointment and Confidential Concierge Services.” That’s good to know for wealthy stars such as comedian Sarah Silverman, who “doesn’t like to admit” that she’s never had the opportunity to fulfill her dream of ridding herself of what she refers to as “goo.”
For out-of-towners like Ms. Silverman, who lives in Los Angeles but would likely refuse to dispose of her unborn child in a clinic that doesn’t have “Private Abortion Boutique Services” such as sleigh beds, flat-screen television sets, plush robes, and free Wi-Fi, Eastside Gynecology will gladly arrange “flights, car service, hotels or personal care.”
It’s good to know that for “Sex and the City” types who live on the East Side and are looking for an abortion clinic that fits their luxurious lifestyle, Eastside Gynecology is a great place to have an abortion – at least until another Manhattan clinic comes along whose VIP Abortion Services include a gourmet lunch, a post-abortion mani/pedi, and a relaxing hot stone massage.
Ping!
Chelsea’s unborn child really dodged a bullet there.
If you want a beautiful place to kill a child, that has to be at the top of the list.
“And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Moloch” Leviticus 18:21
“It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.” Luke 17:2
“Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven” Matthew 18:10
“And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great city Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all.” Revelation 18:21
NYER that look like hotel with all that accomendation
Remind me not to book a room at clinic at whatever site they advertise on
Abortion clinic.com
Gee, I wonder if they have a Gideons Bible in the nightstand.../ S
I know a few VIP’s I would like to see aborted. Oh, did I read it wrong? Damn!
Kinda glad Sarah Silverman won’t be reproducing, to tell you the truth.
The Josef Mengele Hotel of Hellspawned Genocidal Butchery and Treason.
Not yet. Say, do they have valet parking or is strictly limo service to and from.
Are the blackmail payments reasonable?
Welcome to New York. The abortion capital of the US.
Pray for an end to abortion.
You wouldn’t expect them to rub shoulders with those “minority” women who they say need abortions so much.
Well... Given the mother.. I HIGHLY suggest they put the child up for adoption.
If I were a doctor I would specialize in Diseases of the Wealthy.
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