Skip to comments.Spokane Co. Sheriff memo: No sex on duty
Posted on 06/03/2014 8:39:18 PM PDT by smokingfrog
Spokane County Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich sent out a memorandum to his deputies stating that sex on duty was not tolerated.
Spokane County deputy Scott Kenoyer got his job back in May after he admitted to having sex while on duty. The sheriff first fired him, but an arbitrator found that the consequence was too severe. Sheriff Knezovich said Kenoyers case and others like it forced him to send out a memo making it clear that having sex on duty would not be tolerated.
Other sheriffs in counties surrounding Spokane said they never needed to send out a letter like the one Sheriff Knezovich sent. Sheriff Knezovich said he felt like he had no choice.
I never dreamt I'd ever even see such a memo," Knezovich said. "I'm shocked I had to make this statement. Sex on duty is not tolerated, nor is lying.
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Can they still shoot dogs?
Wait a minute. Is this in the employee handbook?
What about the collective bargaining process?
Apparently they can still shoot dogs on taxpayer dime
Where’s the extortion?
What about sex with the dogs they shoot?
Well, I guess they can still have a “Monica” since that’s not sex.
Then I thought of the cop that got fired because his phone or radio clicked on while he was having sex on duty. I think this was the guy!
George Costanza: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
Ha! Beat me to it!!
This conduct should be covered in their department’s General Orders.
Deputies with external plumbing stripping below the waist on breaks and playing ‘donut horseshoes’ ... what about that?
No sex, no lying, no dog-shooting, no donut horse-shoes.
What’s the point of being a law officer?
Hey, it was the mid 1970s, we boomers were plentiful and jobs were hard to come by.
One day, a call comes in asking if they also had Sexauer feed for the chicks.
Replies my friend "Sex hour? Hell, we don't even get a coffee break!"
If they don’t raise the minimum wage I’m going on strike for restoration of the other benefits.
Remember, if you have sex on duty, you’re not just doing what you are doing with who you are doing it with, you’re doing it to all the taxpayers, too.
Diagram that lead sentence. I get "people are free."
No one said they can’t toss a bomb into a baby’s crib, either.
If I were the hiring officer, I would have lost all trust in this man’s decision making skills. Sex @ work, for an Officer of the law? Stop it! At very least that stunt would disqualify him for being on the street. I forced by the damn arbitrator to take him back in employment, it would be in a diminshed capacity, subject to change after the next job review. A clever manager knows that two can play this little game.
If this deputy lied about sexual activity while on duty, I can’t believe he didn’t get fired. Most departments have “Giglio” restrictions on employment because a history if dishonesty is admissible by the defense in any court case the deputy is involved in.
Diagramming sentences, though an interesting puzzle for those of us old enough to remember standing in front of the class with chalk in hand at the blackboard being pelted with spitballs from classmates when the teacher wasn’t looking, has gone the way of cursive handwriting and it is a sad testament of the education system of today.
Diagram that one, smartypants.