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Gwyneth Paltrow: Mean words hurt water's feelings
Fox News ^ | 6/5/2014 | Fox News

Posted on 06/05/2014 6:08:10 PM PDT by Dallas59

First she consciously uncoupled from her husband.

Then she said being criticized on social media was just like war.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has somehow trumped both!

The Oscar winning actor and mother of two believes bad vibes can bum out water.

Yes, we’re talking H2O.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: California
KEYWORDS: badtrips; brentwood; bummer; california; getoutandstayout; greenieweenies; gwynethpaltrow; gwynethpaltry; hollywood; karma; obamanation; oscarweiner; oscarwinner; paltrow; water; waterhasfeelings
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1 posted on 06/05/2014 6:08:10 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

Well you know the old saying;
Those who are smart enough can and those who aren’t very smart act like they can.

She is an actress, what do you expect


2 posted on 06/05/2014 6:11:03 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: Dallas59

Be kind to your dihydrogen monoxide.


3 posted on 06/05/2014 6:11:08 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Dallas59


4 posted on 06/05/2014 6:12:15 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Forgive but don't forget)
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To: Dallas59

She was probably stoned and watching Ghostbusters 2 last night.


5 posted on 06/05/2014 6:12:36 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Dallas59

I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.


6 posted on 06/05/2014 6:12:58 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Dallas59

One really has to go to school to be this dumb.


7 posted on 06/05/2014 6:13:06 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Dallas59

Rich, clueless airhead. When the looks go (soon), nobody will GAS about her anymore.


8 posted on 06/05/2014 6:14:46 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

Damn...where was she when I was picking up dumb girls in bars?


9 posted on 06/05/2014 6:15:10 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: Dallas59

Fer chrissakes, get the net....................


10 posted on 06/05/2014 6:16:04 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
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To: Dallas59

celebutards: they deserve the title


11 posted on 06/05/2014 6:16:17 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Dallas59

No one has ever given proof that in order to be a successful entertainer one has to have functioning brain cells. Public statements by most of them seem to indicate that the opposite is the case.


12 posted on 06/05/2014 6:17:03 PM PDT by Nuocmam
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To: Ouchthatonehurt; a fool in paradise

Maybe it can tutor the children, since public schools are all crap

13 posted on 06/05/2014 6:18:01 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Dallas59
I didn't think I could care less about Paltrow than I already did. Dumber than a fence post.
14 posted on 06/05/2014 6:18:36 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt
I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.

I'm impressed that someone this stupid can figure out how to keep breathing!

15 posted on 06/05/2014 6:19:15 PM PDT by Ditto
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To: Proud2BeRight

Two men walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have H2O” and the other says, “I’ll have H2O too” and drops over dead.


16 posted on 06/05/2014 6:19:35 PM PDT by Portcall24 (aer)
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To: Dallas59

Heaven forbid how water must feel after I’m finished with my morning marathon...uh, uhmmm...newspaper reading session.


17 posted on 06/05/2014 6:19:52 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Dallas59

Exactly why is the media giving this moron the time of day?
So she says stupid things. Who cares?


18 posted on 06/05/2014 6:20:16 PM PDT by 48th SPS
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To: Dallas59

I assume she has an ample supply of felines - a few score I should think - to distribute around her “crazy cat lady” house.


19 posted on 06/05/2014 6:22:13 PM PDT by twister881
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To: moovova

I worry every time I flush...


20 posted on 06/05/2014 6:22:32 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
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To: 48th SPS

There are at least 3-4 cable TV channels that do nothing but talk about celebutards 24-7 not to mention all of the daytime talk shows and other chat trash shows.

I have no idea why so many people are so fascinated by the weirdos.


21 posted on 06/05/2014 6:22:32 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Dallas59
"I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack."


22 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:08 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: moovova

Downright depressed, I would imagine 8-|


23 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:12 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

I was just talking with a PHD this week who was telling me how microwaved water, allowed to cool, kills plants, she uses her microwave only for storage.


24 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:25 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: Dallas59

Don’t worry,every time a toilet flushes another liberal gets it’s brains.


25 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:29 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Dallas59

The water went into vials having various labels on it.

But there’s one catch. The labels were showing to the outside.


26 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:44 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Cicero

“But I’m the cutest...”


27 posted on 06/05/2014 6:26:34 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Dallas59

She’s pretty but regarding water, she’s a wash-out.


28 posted on 06/05/2014 6:26:35 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Dallas59

uh...I thought some clod had misspelled “waiter”......


29 posted on 06/05/2014 6:27:07 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Dallas59

The oceans are salty because they spend so much time crying salty tears. < /eyeroll>


30 posted on 06/05/2014 6:29:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Dallas59

and now you know why attempts to use facts and science in arguments with liberals is a waste of time.


31 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:10 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Cicero

“My brains used to be in my b00bs, but then I got these plastic jobs, and all the grey matter disappeared.


32 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:19 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

I built a house in rural Illinois where the water had a bit of a temper. So, I installed a Waterboss, added the Salt, and told it, “No hard feelings.”


33 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:41 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: Dallas59

Does this glass make me look fat ???


34 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:47 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Ouchthatonehurt
I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.

Yeah, me too! But can it Venn diagram a sentence?

35 posted on 06/05/2014 6:31:08 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Da Coyote

PUBLIC school, in fact


36 posted on 06/05/2014 6:31:33 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Cicero

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/Ooo-eee.wav


37 posted on 06/05/2014 6:34:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

She is as dumb as a glass of water. I’m sorry, is that an insult to you or the glass of water?


38 posted on 06/05/2014 6:34:41 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

“Yeah, me too! But can it Venn diagram a sentence?”

Not if it’s depressed from something vile written on its vile.


39 posted on 06/05/2014 6:36:01 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Portcall24

Time to outlaw high oxygen capacity hydrogen oxides.


40 posted on 06/05/2014 6:40:21 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: Dallas59

“I worry every time I flush...”

I swear, I think I hear little screams.


41 posted on 06/05/2014 6:41:57 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Cicero
Explains why so many commenter looks are looking down on her.

She may seem happy, but her heart is clearly not in that dress.

42 posted on 06/05/2014 6:44:02 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: Cicero

Show us one of what she really looks like.


43 posted on 06/05/2014 6:45:05 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: ansel12

PhD in what? Education?


44 posted on 06/05/2014 6:47:50 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: FredZarguna

Psychology, she is a successful therapist that I have known a lot of years,

Next time I see her, I will introduce her to Snopes.


45 posted on 06/05/2014 6:49:30 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: ansel12; Cicero
I would gladly wake up next to this every morning.

Evrey morning.

46 posted on 06/05/2014 6:49:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

Crazy ass nucking futball...


47 posted on 06/05/2014 6:49:48 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: Dallas59

One by one. All the modern day actresses who I felt were so attractive until they opened their mouths.


48 posted on 06/05/2014 6:50:21 PM PDT by willk (everyone)
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To: Dr. Sivana

A cationary tale.


49 posted on 06/05/2014 6:50:27 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: Dallas59

You’ll never be anything but a fluid at Standard Temperature and Pressure.
Your mother and two fathers bond at 104.5 degrees.
Water has two H daddies.
Polar solvents need not apply.
You are the supernatant of urine.


50 posted on 06/05/2014 6:52:16 PM PDT by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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