Gwyneth Paltrow: Mean words hurt water's feelings

Fox News ^ | 6/5/2014 | Fox News

[Dallas59]

First she consciously uncoupled from her husband.

Then she said being criticized on social media was just like war.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has somehow trumped both!

The Oscar winning actor and mother of two believes bad vibes can bum out water.

Yes, we’re talking H2O.

[Fai Mao]

Well you know the old saying;
Those who are smart enough can and those who aren’t very smart act like they can.

She is an actress, what do you expect

[Proud2BeRight]

Be kind to your dihydrogen monoxide.

[darkwing104]

[EEGator]

She was probably stoned and watching Ghostbusters 2 last night.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.

[Da Coyote]

One really has to go to school to be this dumb.

[twister881]

Rich, clueless airhead. When the looks go (soon), nobody will GAS about her anymore.

[FlJoePa]

Damn...where was she when I was picking up dumb girls in bars?

[Viking2002]

Fer chrissakes, get the net....................

[GeronL]

celebutards: they deserve the title

[Nuocmam]

No one has ever given proof that in order to be a successful entertainer one has to have functioning brain cells. Public statements by most of them seem to indicate that the opposite is the case.

[GeronL]

Maybe it can tutor the children, since public schools are all crap

[4yearlurker]

I didn't think I could care less about Paltrow than I already did. Dumber than a fence post.

[Ditto]

I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.

I'm impressed that someone this stupid can figure out how to keep breathing!

[Portcall24]

Two men walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have H2O” and the other says, “I’ll have H2O too” and drops over dead.

[moovova]

Heaven forbid how water must feel after I’m finished with my morning marathon...uh, uhmmm...newspaper reading session.

[48th SPS]

Exactly why is the media giving this moron the time of day?
So she says stupid things. Who cares?

[twister881]

I assume she has an ample supply of felines - a few score I should think - to distribute around her “crazy cat lady” house.

[Dallas59]

I worry every time I flush...