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Marijuana use may affect the size and shape of men's sperm
FoxNews ^ | 5 Jun 2014 | Loren Grush

Posted on 06/06/2014 7:14:49 AM PDT by shove_it

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“There are fewer risks than people think, and that makes sense to me,” Pacey said. “The single thing that affects fertility is how big your testicles are. If you’re blessed with big testicles, you’ll produce more sperm.”

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dopersrights; fertility; idiocracy; legalpot; whythecallitdope; wod
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1 posted on 06/06/2014 7:14:49 AM PDT by shove_it
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To: shove_it

More testicle talk.


2 posted on 06/06/2014 7:18:50 AM PDT by Lisbon1940
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To: shove_it

If marijuana promotes birth control then shouldn’t my employer be required to provide me with a monthly stash for free?


3 posted on 06/06/2014 7:19:28 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: circlecity

And they swim backwards.


4 posted on 06/06/2014 7:21:29 AM PDT by boomop1 (term limits will only save this country.)
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To: shove_it

Libertarians have small festivals?


5 posted on 06/06/2014 7:21:40 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: shove_it

You would think visible-to-the-naked-eye results would be an incentive to quit, but maybe they don’t remember what used to be.

Even a chronic stoner would still care, if he remembered.


6 posted on 06/06/2014 7:21:51 AM PDT by heartwood
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To: shove_it

What is this? We’ve known pot affects sex hormones since the ‘70s It gives men boobs and affects women’s fertility

Pot is bad it’s worse than cigarettes and worse than soda and all the carp they eat at school which is now also banned- to the point where kids are going hungry and unable to learn effectively

Yet it’s being hailed. By the obama admin

Insanity


7 posted on 06/06/2014 7:21:58 AM PDT by stanne
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To: shove_it

That settle it then, we need to keep putting people in cages for smoking it.


8 posted on 06/06/2014 7:22:20 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: shove_it
Altered sperm of marijuana smoker:


9 posted on 06/06/2014 7:22:38 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: heartwood

Wait, when I read the article, pot has only microscopic effects.

So if you start with substantial assets, that doesn’t change.


10 posted on 06/06/2014 7:23:36 AM PDT by heartwood
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To: shove_it

11 posted on 06/06/2014 7:23:37 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: shove_it
"If you’re blessed with big testicles, you’ll produce more sperm.”

Conventional wisdom is - one is blessed if you have a big delivery system for them instead.

12 posted on 06/06/2014 7:25:10 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: shove_it

13 posted on 06/06/2014 7:26:46 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: shove_it

The sperm can still swim but very slowly.


14 posted on 06/06/2014 7:30:22 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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Speedy Spermcycle - HAHAHA


15 posted on 06/06/2014 7:30:29 AM PDT by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of Obama's America)
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To: shove_it

Just more medical care needed to correct this ... Not stop the smoking, but like AIDS, after the fact medical attention. What idiots.


16 posted on 06/06/2014 7:31:13 AM PDT by George from New England (escaped CT in 2006, now living north of Tampa)
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To: headstamp 2

I had a work colleague, computer guy, who was always bragging about how he could hold down his job well even though he was a daily pot smoker his whole adult life. But, it did turn out he could not have kids. The swimmers would not swim. The flagella did not whip.


17 posted on 06/06/2014 7:33:15 AM PDT by babble-on
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To: skeeter

We need a “like” button.


18 posted on 06/06/2014 7:36:03 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: boomop1

Actually, they swim sideways. Happened to someone I know who is still childless. That’s what the docs told him.


19 posted on 06/06/2014 7:47:38 AM PDT by ponygirl (Be Breitbart.)
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To: stanne

Personally, I think all of that is exactly why the Globalist New World (Dis)Order are promoting pot. After all, don’t the Georgia Guidestones say the population must be no more that 500M worldwide? They still have a lot of damage to do.


20 posted on 06/06/2014 7:50:45 AM PDT by ponygirl (Be Breitbart.)
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To: ponygirl

That would make more sense, LOL,


21 posted on 06/06/2014 8:14:20 AM PDT by boomop1 (term limits will only save this country.)
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To: Raycpa

Libertarians have small festivals?


Rofl!!!


22 posted on 06/06/2014 8:15:42 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: ponygirl

He sounds like the (not-so) consummate Moderate…


23 posted on 06/06/2014 8:16:41 AM PDT by mikrofon (Friday BUMP)
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To: shove_it

Jeopardy Question: How come Bill Clinton never slipped one past the goalie in all those years?


24 posted on 06/06/2014 8:19:07 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: heartwood

Marijuana relieves daily cares, shrinking testicles are just one more care to be relieved.


25 posted on 06/06/2014 8:20:53 AM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: stanne
Pot is bad it’s worse than cigarettes and worse than soda and all the carp they eat at school

We only had carp on Fridays.

26 posted on 06/06/2014 8:29:51 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: shove_it

Mini skirts made women’s knees fat back in the mid sixties.


27 posted on 06/06/2014 9:18:28 AM PDT by Chuckster (The longer I live the less I care about what you think.)
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Big Testicles, that’s me. Like two coconuts in a string bag. I just wish I had something big to go with ‘em.


28 posted on 06/06/2014 9:25:38 AM PDT by olepap (Your old Pappy)
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That’s great news - far fewer slackers will reproduce.


29 posted on 06/06/2014 10:16:03 AM PDT by aquila48
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