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Miss USA Pics 2014
EntertainmentonLine ^ | June 08, 2014

Posted on 06/08/2014 5:55:39 PM PDT by Steelfish

http://www.eonline.com/photos/12687/2014-miss-usa-contestants/387833

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http://www.eonline.com/photos/12687/2014-miss-usa-contestants/387833
1 posted on 06/08/2014 5:55:39 PM PDT by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish

God is good.


2 posted on 06/08/2014 5:59:15 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Lazmataz

Laz Alert!


3 posted on 06/08/2014 6:03:44 PM PDT by Baynative (How much longer will the media be able to prop up this administration?)
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To: Steelfish

Evolution, my azz. That right there proves there is a God.


4 posted on 06/08/2014 6:06:05 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
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To: Steelfish

Judging by one photo, Miss Delaware could win the Pamela Anderson lookalike contest.


5 posted on 06/08/2014 6:10:09 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Viking2002

Nope. just a good surgeon and makeup artist. look close at those pics and “visualize no makeup”. Some would be truly scary. Most average.


6 posted on 06/08/2014 6:10:20 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Steelfish

Very cheesy and borderline trashy.


7 posted on 06/08/2014 6:13:51 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: Steelfish

Arizona or California gets my vote.


8 posted on 06/08/2014 6:16:44 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Steelfish

Upon further review, ..... UTAH.

Wow!


9 posted on 06/08/2014 6:19:07 PM PDT by boycott
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To: Steelfish

Sweet Baby Cheeses!!!!

Babeland!!!


10 posted on 06/08/2014 6:20:20 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Rodamala

So are the plastic surgeons...


11 posted on 06/08/2014 6:20:52 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: PistolPaknMama

Agreed


12 posted on 06/08/2014 6:23:27 PM PDT by StoneWall Brigade (Howard Phillips Conservative)
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To: ConservativeStatement

One of Miss Delaware’s nipples is peeking out at us!


13 posted on 06/08/2014 6:24:23 PM PDT by Maine Mariner
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To: Rodamala
God is good GREAT!.
14 posted on 06/08/2014 6:27:13 PM PDT by LibFreeUSA
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To: Steelfish
I'm not all about looks but these gals are really miss America contestants?

I see cuter, more well endowed and more natural girls on my block every day here by NYU

15 posted on 06/08/2014 6:27:35 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: Steelfish

They all look the same. I’ll take a slightly plump brunette with pretty eyes and plump lips over these kittens any day.


16 posted on 06/08/2014 6:28:01 PM PDT by golux
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To: Maine Mariner

No. No ‘nipple’ exposure. Look ‘closely’ (if you can). That’s a curved lock of hair.


17 posted on 06/08/2014 6:29:24 PM PDT by LibFreeUSA
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To: LibFreeUSA

I did look closely and I was hoping I was right but I think you are. Darn!


18 posted on 06/08/2014 6:32:30 PM PDT by Maine Mariner
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To: Steelfish

Never guilty.


19 posted on 06/08/2014 6:32:31 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: Steelfish
I'm sorry, but I'm a leg man. Not a good photo of a good leg in the bunch of them. This photog is a fraud. Why would anyone crop off the calves of these beauties?
20 posted on 06/08/2014 6:33:41 PM PDT by deweyfrank
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To: Steelfish

California, Delaware, West Virginia.


21 posted on 06/08/2014 6:37:16 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: boycott

Utah is in my top four, but I don’t think it’s fair to the other girls to start with Alabama, she’s a hard act to follow.
Illinois isn’t to shabby either.


22 posted on 06/08/2014 6:37:48 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Norm Lenhart

‘Visualize no makeup’. As we used to say back in the day, “That’s why God created light switches.”


23 posted on 06/08/2014 6:40:03 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
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To: Maine Mariner

Ha. PEEK-A-BOO! LMAO


24 posted on 06/08/2014 6:41:27 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
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To: Viking2002

Why not just get one that doesn’t need negative wattage? Worked for me ;)


25 posted on 06/08/2014 6:42:59 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Steelfish

I am delighted to see all the brunettes.

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26 posted on 06/08/2014 6:43:50 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Norm Lenhart
Well, yeah, but when you're 20, things like geographic location, variety, and availability of alcohol can limit what you can choose from the menu.........
27 posted on 06/08/2014 6:52:18 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
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To: Viking2002

The conservative solution of course is to get a job and a car. the rest falls naturally into place. And without the bad memories of bovine companionship....not that I would have ever partook in anything less than the best you understand..... nope....I deny it all. Besides, what difference, at this point, does it make ;)


28 posted on 06/08/2014 6:56:43 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: beethovenfan

“...Almost Heaven...West Virginia...Blue Ridge Mountains...Shenandoah River...”


29 posted on 06/08/2014 7:01:14 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Norm Lenhart
Again, back in the day, that's what was known as 'hoggin' it'. Not that I claim any involvement, nor can any evidence to the contrary be produced that I was complicit in any of that sort of base behavior, either.

The Polaroids have long since been burned.

30 posted on 06/08/2014 7:09:04 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
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To: Steelfish

I liked the long gown shots. The “so-called sexy” shots with the beads and instruments made them all look like sluts. The make-up is waaaaay over done. It doesn’t make them look any more beautiful, just not as easy to recognize! How would one choose Miss Congeniality (if they still do) from those pictures? None of them look like nice girls in those poses.


31 posted on 06/08/2014 7:14:48 PM PDT by Shery (in APO Land)
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To: Maine Mariner

Well Red Right Returning


32 posted on 06/08/2014 7:15:57 PM PDT by al baby (Hi MomÂ…)
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To: Steelfish
Alabama is cute. Alaska is scrawny. Arizona actually looks like a real girl. California looks like she's already started using Botox, she can't smile normally.

Colorado is either cross-eyed or insane. Connecticut is cute. Delaware looks like a tranny. DC has too much contouring make-up on her nose. Florida looks intensely uncomfortable, like a tom-boy forced to dress up.

Georgia & Hawaii are cute. Idaho is adorable but she looks like she's 13. Illinois is pretty but her breasts look like Tupperware cups. Indiana's got some teeth on her.

Iowa's not bad but I think she's another one with wonk-eye or something. Kansas has kind of a Cute Trailer Trash look about her. Very Juliette Lewis.

Kentucky looks unnervingly like Elvis. Louisiana has Bond girl written all over her...

33 posted on 06/08/2014 7:29:22 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: A_perfect_lady
Colorado is either cross-eyed or insane...

Those are the kinda Gals that are the most fun!
34 posted on 06/08/2014 7:35:13 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Steelfish

Yes, the violin always sounds best when played by a 22 year-old woman in a bikini.


35 posted on 06/08/2014 7:35:38 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Steelfish
Maine has more forehead than neck. She's cute now but she'll age like a trucker. Maryland is pretty in an Indian with no chin kind of way. Massachusetts has this anything-to-pay-for-law school look about her.

Michigan is... interesting looking. Arabic? Minnesota is beautiful but looks perfectly capable of murdering the competition. Mississippi is awkward as a two-legged table. Girl, just get a guitar and go to Nashville.

Missouri is clearly a hit-woman assigned to take out one of the judges. Montana will write about this experience for her thesis and call it Feminism and Humor: An Uncomfortable Marriage. Nebraska intends to use her winnings to start her own catering business, I'm sure...

Oh, Nevada is cute! Oh, she's very cute. I like her. New Hampshire looks like a Kennedy by-blow. New Jersey looks like a Kardashian. New Mexico has a strange body. No visible bones. Like she's 15.

36 posted on 06/08/2014 7:41:13 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: A_perfect_lady
New Mexico has a strange body. No visible bones. Like she's 15.

She's probably a hybrid...lotsa alien abductions out there in New Mexico.
37 posted on 06/08/2014 7:47:06 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Maine Mariner

I thought it was hair upon a second look.

Did the home girl from Florida make the final cut? I just tuned into the broadcast.


38 posted on 06/08/2014 7:48:55 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Steelfish
New York may actually still have her original nose! Brave girl... North Carolina looks like a very attractive 30 year old soccer mom. Whoa, North Dakota is pretty stunning. Who'd have thought.

Ohio is bland. Rather like Ohio. Oklahoma needs to just go to nursing school. Oregon is kind of horsey. Pennsylvania looks like a short, meaty Christie Brinkley.

Rhode Island looks like the kind of waitress who slams your plate down in front of you and stares at you like "You got something to say?"

Damn, South Carolina is WALL-EYED! I mean like she can look at you and the menu at the same time. South Dakota looks like a nervous 35 year old missionary.

Tennessee looks extremely controlled. Might be unstable. Texas has a strangely flat face somehow. Can't explain it. Utah is terribly cute. She'll be a good Fox Anchorwoman some day.

Vermont is a muppet. Virginia looks like she has an IQ in the Forrest Gump range. Probably not, but she LOOKS like it.

Washington. No, no... back to the truck stop, hon. West Virginia is smiling like "Three more payments and these boobs are mine!!"

Wisconsin looks like she's already made some arrangements with certain judges. Just get me that recording contact, mister... Wyoming couldn't afford caps on her teeth so she just glued a set of dentures in front of her real teeth...

Okay, well, that was fun!

39 posted on 06/08/2014 7:57:13 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: ConservativeStatement

...and the Pawn Stars Boys go wild!...Congrats Miss Nevada!


40 posted on 06/08/2014 7:58:41 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: A_perfect_lady
Okay, well, that was fun!

Thanks! Great Stuff!
41 posted on 06/08/2014 7:59:59 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: DJlaysitup

Cam the 2013 winner issue a runoff challenge? She’d get my vote.


42 posted on 06/08/2014 8:00:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: DJlaysitup

So who’s the Top Ten finalists? I don’t have a TV...


43 posted on 06/08/2014 8:01:05 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: PistolPaknMama

What do you mean?

Miss Arizona’s fiddle matches her bikini.


44 posted on 06/08/2014 8:02:08 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Its my freedom. YES. I will be keeping it.)
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To: Steelfish

OK

Where are the They Are All Whores freepers....maybe they are thankfully asleep

My rib anytime Lord just say the word...the pleasure is all mine.


45 posted on 06/08/2014 8:12:56 PM PDT by wardaddy (we will not take back our way of life through peaceful means.....i have 5 kids....i fear for them)
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To: A_perfect_lady
So who’s the Top Ten finalists? I don’t have a TV...

Not sure - I just saw the end Miss Nevada WINS! - second place is just the first loser anyway.

OK...anybody want to do a pool on when the first sex tape hits the internet?
46 posted on 06/08/2014 8:16:29 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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