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Sex-mad rodent Randy escapes male-only enclosure and gets 100 females pregnant
Metro [UK] ^ | 6 Jun 2014

Posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A highly-sexed guinea pig broke out of its animal sanctuary enclosure and had sex with 100 females, park officials say.

The rodent, nicknamed Randy by staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, is now set to father around 400 babies after getting nearly all of them pregnant.

Manager Richard Craddock said Randy looked like he ‘had a very good time’ after staff spotted the exhausted animal snoozing on a pile of straw.

‘We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females,’ he explained.

‘We don’t know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population.’

Mr Craddock added: ‘He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly he’s got a lot of bragging to do.

‘He must have been quite a busy boy to get round that many girls.’

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1 posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
You are the wind beneath my wings.


2 posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Randy has an appropriate name.


3 posted on 06/09/2014 8:24:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise

Randy is a family type of guy


4 posted on 06/09/2014 8:24:27 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

5 posted on 06/09/2014 8:24:51 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The rodent, nicknamed Randy....

Yeah....we get it. However, now that he's got so many on the way, Shawn Kemp fits, too.

6 posted on 06/09/2014 8:25:25 PM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

7 posted on 06/09/2014 8:26:17 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wow, shoulda’ just called him Leon.


8 posted on 06/09/2014 8:26:30 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: cripplecreek

He earned it.


9 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cripplecreek

Back when the girls had hamsters as pets, the males were always escape artists. We always found them - alive - sometimes it took a few days.


10 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:35 PM PDT by Mygirlsmom (No Mo (zilla). I'm going to the Opera instead.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This strikes me as a Laz kind of thread.


11 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:35 PM PDT by madmominct
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To: GeronL

Peter Griffin, eat your heart out.


12 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: martin_fierro

Many, many ways.


13 posted on 06/09/2014 8:29:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

DINNER for the predator birds.


14 posted on 06/09/2014 8:29:06 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

...and Peruvians.


15 posted on 06/09/2014 8:29:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: madmominct; Lazamataz

I think we found Laz’s spirit animal.


16 posted on 06/09/2014 8:30:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Has a long way to catch up with Wilt Chamberlain’s record with women.


17 posted on 06/09/2014 8:31:48 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Slings and Arrows

Indeed!


18 posted on 06/09/2014 8:32:04 PM PDT by madmominct
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To: Slings and Arrows
^5 Randy!!!

Just giving credit where credit is due.

19 posted on 06/09/2014 8:32:25 PM PDT by The Cajun (tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well at least he just got the females pregnant.


20 posted on 06/09/2014 8:32:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: KC_Lion

21 posted on 06/09/2014 8:33:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cripplecreek

That homophobe!


22 posted on 06/09/2014 8:35:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This farmer has a bunch of hens that are not producing many eggs. So one morning he goes out and buys a young horny rooster in an effort to get his hens back into an egg laying mood. He names him Jimmy. That first day Jimmy lays every hen on the farm and at the end of the day the farmer finds Jimmy trying to make it with his horse. The farmer walks over to Jimmy and says, “You’ve gotta slow down or you’re going to kill yourself!” The next day Jimmy lays every hen again, and at the end of the day the farmer finds the rooster now trying to make it with his cow. The farmer walks over to Jimmy and says, “I told you, you better slow down or you’re going to kill yourself.” The following morning Jimmy lays every hen again, but this time, he lays all the other farm animals as well. The farmer finds all his animals passed out from exhaustion. In the middle of all his animals is Jimmy, laying with his legs sticking straight up in the air and buzzards circling over head. The farmer walks up to Jimmy and says, “See, I told you if you didn’t slow down, you’d kill yourself.” Jimmy opens one eye, looks at the farmer and says, “Shhh... buzzards.”


23 posted on 06/09/2014 8:37:25 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: KC_Lion

When is his rap album coming out?


24 posted on 06/09/2014 8:37:43 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Slings and Arrows

#YesAllFemaleWhistlePigs are victimized by misogynistic rapist male whistle pigs.


25 posted on 06/09/2014 8:38:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: cripplecreek

Kind of makes you wonder if this is the first time. Maybe that’s how he got that name in the first place. Teachers thought it was funny, went right over the kids’ heads.


26 posted on 06/09/2014 8:40:33 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: ansel12

Laz is taking notes.


27 posted on 06/09/2014 8:42:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cripplecreek

Arm the female whistle pigs!


28 posted on 06/09/2014 8:43:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Here he is now:

>http://www.google.com/search?q=dead+guinea+pig&client=safari&rls=en&tbm=isch&imgil=o9X8bFJaAPkMGM%253A%253Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ft0.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcSQhBh7Ikssp7RRqh4xebz161fz0yq-cPBQWmhwM9lvI4MTP5Xw%253B560%253B356%253BC3yhLAi_qVUKuM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.dreamhost.com%25252Fdreamscape%25252F2008%25252F10%25252F01%25252Flets-save-our-environment-harder%25252F&source=iu&usg=__TIpVByKDtqThWAHrdP0YsVcXSRI%3D&sa=X&ei=sX-WU-eMMYaZyAS8qIHYDA&ved=0CCYQ9QEwAQ&biw=1419&bih=1009#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=o9X8bFJaAPkMGM%253A%3BC3yhLAi_qVUKuM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dreamhost.com%252Fdreamscape%252Ffiles%252F2008%252F10%252Fdeadpig.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dreamhost.com%252Fdreamscape%252F2008%252F10%252F01%252Flets-save-our-environment-harder%252F%3B560%3B356<


29 posted on 06/09/2014 8:47:27 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Big Bill Clinton fan.....


30 posted on 06/09/2014 8:49:55 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: G Larry

His last words: “Soooo worth it...”


31 posted on 06/09/2014 8:49:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Intolerant in NJ

And no Hillary Rodham Guinea Pig to hold him back.


32 posted on 06/09/2014 8:51:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ansel12

Farmer buys new young rooster to replace an old one.
First day old rooster tells young one that he doesn’t want the farmer to put in in the cook pot.
So he asks the young one to race around the house and show the farmer he is still spry, by the young one lagging back.
As the run past the farmer sitting on the front porch with a neighbor, the old rooster is 5 feet in front.
The farmer picks up his shotgun and blows the young rooster to pieces.
Then tells his friend, thats the fourth queer rooster I’ve had this week.


33 posted on 06/09/2014 8:52:48 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

34 posted on 06/09/2014 8:55:06 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

That was his pick-up line.


35 posted on 06/09/2014 8:56:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL


36 posted on 06/09/2014 9:07:32 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: SeaHawkFan
Has a long way to catch up with Wilt Chamberlain’s record with women.

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

37 posted on 06/09/2014 9:14:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Always starts with a ‘hug’, lol.


38 posted on 06/09/2014 9:28:10 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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39 posted on 06/09/2014 9:31:34 PM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why am I thinking of the episode of South Park where the Peruvian Guinea pigs started causing chaos like Godzilla?


40 posted on 06/09/2014 10:02:54 PM PDT by Gefn (More cowbell)
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To: Beowulf9

Alternate caption:

“NOOO!!!! Make Richard Gere go away!!!”


41 posted on 06/09/2014 10:09:46 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Should name him, Charlie Sheen.


42 posted on 06/09/2014 10:26:13 PM PDT by Kozy
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To: Slyfox

Bump & grind ping...


43 posted on 06/09/2014 11:31:53 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: Slings and Arrows; cripplecreek
whistle pigs...

But... Guinea Pigs aren't whistle pigs.

This is a whistle pig...

Or maybe it's just a land beaver. Or a big ground squirrel. Whatever it is, we shot 'em back on the farm.

;-)

44 posted on 06/09/2014 11:58:37 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Kozy

Indeed. The only real difference is that One did a bunch of pigs, the other is a little furry rodent ;)


45 posted on 06/09/2014 11:59:20 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Gefn

Good catch.


46 posted on 06/10/2014 4:19:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s a lot of baby-mommas for one guinea pig to support!


47 posted on 06/10/2014 6:16:39 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Slyfox

LOL!


48 posted on 06/10/2014 6:28:40 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle (Want to keep your doctor? Remove your Democrat Senator.)
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To: glasseye

49 posted on 06/10/2014 6:29:54 AM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
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To: Balding_Eagle

See post @ 49


50 posted on 06/10/2014 6:30:40 AM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
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