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Hillary's Book Signing Rules, Regulations, Advisories, and Warnings This is how you Hillary
Truth Revolt ^ | June 11, 2014 | Caleb Howe

Posted on 06/11/2014 2:18:43 PM PDT by This Just In

n Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: booksigning; hillarybooksigning; hillarybooktour
Page 2 is critical. :^)
1 posted on 06/11/2014 2:18:43 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: This Just In

thanks


2 posted on 06/11/2014 2:25:17 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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i’m probably missing the point, but she has secret service protection as a former first lady and I didn’t see any problems with those rules.


3 posted on 06/11/2014 2:27:50 PM PDT by willywill
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4 posted on 06/11/2014 2:28:22 PM PDT by NYer ("You are a puff of smoke that appears briefly and then disappears." James 4:14)
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5 posted on 06/11/2014 2:28:57 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Sacajaweau

You’re welcome.


6 posted on 06/11/2014 2:28:59 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: This Just In
Page 2:


7 posted on 06/11/2014 2:29:47 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: justlurking; NYer

Did you read Page 2?


8 posted on 06/11/2014 2:30:10 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: justlurking

Nevermind. :^)


9 posted on 06/11/2014 2:30:36 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: This Just In
Did you read Page 2?

Uhhhh, no: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3166468/posts?page=7#7

10 posted on 06/11/2014 2:31:33 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: justlurking

LOL


11 posted on 06/11/2014 2:32:29 PM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: justlurking
Now that's funny! In fact, it's not in the least "far-fetched".
12 posted on 06/11/2014 2:33:07 PM PDT by glennaro
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To: justlurking

Page 2

Hillary is not responsible for the misspelling of her name ,Brain Damage ,don’t know and PLEASE DO NOT TELL HER ABOUT HER BRAIN DAMAGE


13 posted on 06/11/2014 2:35:07 PM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: justlurking

tooooooo funny !!!!!


14 posted on 06/11/2014 2:35:51 PM PDT by CyberAnt (True the Vote: MY AMERICA, "... I'm terrified it's slipping away.")
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15 posted on 06/11/2014 2:37:11 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: justlurking

No Blue Dresses... hehe


16 posted on 06/11/2014 2:38:19 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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Did you read Page 2?

I did and it's obviously satire.............

17 posted on 06/11/2014 2:41:14 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (By now, everyone should know that you shoot a zombie in the head. Don't try to reason with them...)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Indeed, and quite comical too.


18 posted on 06/11/2014 2:42:04 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for a great laugh.


19 posted on 06/11/2014 2:44:15 PM PDT by Luke21
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To: justlurking
Hillary supporter ready for book signing.
20 posted on 06/11/2014 2:48:01 PM PDT by JPG (Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Best laugh in a long, long time! Thanks.


21 posted on 06/11/2014 2:50:54 PM PDT by EDINVA
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I did and it's obviously satire.............

No! Really??!!!

22 posted on 06/11/2014 2:51:53 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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Hillary supporter ready for book signing.

LOL. Talk about hazardous duty.

23 posted on 06/11/2014 2:52:33 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: This Just In

Its the Happy Fun Hillary.


24 posted on 06/11/2014 2:54:58 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: This Just In

Just looking through the chapters in this book.

Hard Decisions

Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?
Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone Lies About Real Estate
Chapter Three: Achieve It Myself, Or Hitch my Wagon To A Strong Man?
Chapter Four: Ignore the Other Women, Or Threaten Their Lives and Pets?
Chapter Five: Loving the South, and Some People Do Need Killing
Chapter Six: I Did Bake Cookies Once, Come on!
Chapter Seven: Which Law Partner’s Sperm To Choose?
Chapter Eight: Law Records Are Living Breathing Documents
Chapter Nine: Silencing Flowers or Holding Hands on 60 Minutes?
Chapter Ten: Is The Oval Office Half Mine, Or Not?
Chapter Eleven: Vince Gotta Go
Chapter Twelve: Has Linda Tripp Ruined My Life?
Chapter Thirteen: Threatening Women and Pets Is The Best Choice
Chapter Fourteen: Gd (or someone) Rewards Those Who Trick Orthodox Jews
Chapter Fifteen: If I Can Make It There
Chapter Sixteen: Can’t Live In Chappequa, Who Was I Kidding?
Chapter Seventeen: Thank You, Rush Limbaugh
Chapter Eighteen: We Two Queers Race For Nomination
Chapter Nineteen: Consoling Myself At State
Chapter Twenty: Keep Up Appearances on Road or Let It All Hang?
Chapter Twenty-one: Hate Boss or Job More? Can’t Decide.
Chapter Twenty-two: Was I Supposed To Protect These Stupid Ambassadors?
Chapter Twenty-three: Stick With Tired Excuses, or Come Up With Novel New Tech Ones?
Chapter Twenty-five: Facelift, New Book, or Both?
Chapter Twenty-six: What A Difference I Have Made


25 posted on 06/11/2014 2:56:34 PM PDT by Yaelle
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shrillery Brings out the best of Freepers. Keep em coming.
Sorry Willy I stole one of your lines.


26 posted on 06/11/2014 2:57:01 PM PDT by certrtwngnut
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To: JPG

John Kerry, is that you?


27 posted on 06/11/2014 3:04:49 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: Yaelle

:^)


28 posted on 06/11/2014 3:05:50 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: Lucky9teen

That was great!


29 posted on 06/11/2014 3:11:13 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (NRA)
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To: justlurking
No! Really??!!!

Yea, really!!!!!!!!!

30 posted on 06/11/2014 3:24:40 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (By now, everyone should know that you shoot a zombie in the head. Don't try to reason with them...)
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To: Inyo-Mono

To copy a phrase, “What Difference Does It Make”?.

I wouldn’t cross the street to get one her book with one exception, if I rand out of toilet paper.


31 posted on 06/11/2014 3:25:59 PM PDT by DaveA37
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To: This Just In

..............it seemed so unfair when we left Washington flat broke -—while Monica Lewinsky was able to leave with a wad of Bills-—Hillary “Pantsuit” McCankles. .


32 posted on 06/11/2014 3:26:32 PM PDT by Harold Shea
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To: molson209

If you suddenly erupt into a profanity-laced tirade, very likely Hillary will innately respond in kind, as gutter profanity is her standard method of conversing in private. Should this occur, refer to the first item on this page.


33 posted on 06/11/2014 3:28:51 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: justlurking

Do not make eye contact with Hillary Clinton or you will turn to stone.


34 posted on 06/11/2014 3:42:27 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: This Just In

The writer almost had me until Page Two. I could almost belive Hillary going with the obsessive specifications on the first page. She would out-Bloom Nanny Bloomberg! and teach Kim Johng Ung a few lessons.


35 posted on 06/11/2014 4:04:55 PM PDT by lee martell
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What section of the bookstore do I find it in? Biography, Fiction, or True Crime?


36 posted on 06/11/2014 4:21:00 PM PDT by Jumpmaster (Al Gore has a large carbohydrate footprint!)
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To: This Just In

Does the book come with a free bookmark showing the pictures of the five dead Americans?


37 posted on 06/11/2014 4:24:48 PM PDT by jetson
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the first page is legit... the page 2 was a spoof.

I have a friend that is in the secret service... once was assigned to the Hillary detail... I really hope he isn’t anymore. Nicest guy you could ever meet.


38 posted on 06/11/2014 5:09:24 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: This Just In

Happy fun ball ...


39 posted on 06/11/2014 5:27:17 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi or Atty General Holder, who brought more guns to Mexico?)
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To: justlurking

too hilarious jl.
post of the day!


40 posted on 06/11/2014 6:49:25 PM PDT by Mountain Mary ("Where Liberty Dwells, There Is My Country". Ben Franklin)
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