Posted on 06/11/2014 2:18:43 PM PDT by This Just In
n Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.
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Best laugh in a long, long time! Thanks.
No! Really??!!!
LOL. Talk about hazardous duty.
Its the Happy Fun Hillary.
Just looking through the chapters in this book.
Hard Decisions
Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?
Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone Lies About Real Estate
Chapter Three: Achieve It Myself, Or Hitch my Wagon To A Strong Man?
Chapter Four: Ignore the Other Women, Or Threaten Their Lives and Pets?
Chapter Five: Loving the South, and Some People Do Need Killing
Chapter Six: I Did Bake Cookies Once, Come on!
Chapter Seven: Which Law Partner’s Sperm To Choose?
Chapter Eight: Law Records Are Living Breathing Documents
Chapter Nine: Silencing Flowers or Holding Hands on 60 Minutes?
Chapter Ten: Is The Oval Office Half Mine, Or Not?
Chapter Eleven: Vince Gotta Go
Chapter Twelve: Has Linda Tripp Ruined My Life?
Chapter Thirteen: Threatening Women and Pets Is The Best Choice
Chapter Fourteen: Gd (or someone) Rewards Those Who Trick Orthodox Jews
Chapter Fifteen: If I Can Make It There
Chapter Sixteen: Can’t Live In Chappequa, Who Was I Kidding?
Chapter Seventeen: Thank You, Rush Limbaugh
Chapter Eighteen: We Two Queers Race For Nomination
Chapter Nineteen: Consoling Myself At State
Chapter Twenty: Keep Up Appearances on Road or Let It All Hang?
Chapter Twenty-one: Hate Boss or Job More? Can’t Decide.
Chapter Twenty-two: Was I Supposed To Protect These Stupid Ambassadors?
Chapter Twenty-three: Stick With Tired Excuses, or Come Up With Novel New Tech Ones?
Chapter Twenty-five: Facelift, New Book, or Both?
Chapter Twenty-six: What A Difference I Have Made
shrillery Brings out the best of Freepers. Keep em coming.
Sorry Willy I stole one of your lines.
John Kerry, is that you?
:^)
That was great!
Yea, really!!!!!!!!!
To copy a phrase, “What Difference Does It Make”?.
I wouldn’t cross the street to get one her book with one exception, if I rand out of toilet paper.
..............it seemed so unfair when we left Washington flat broke -—while Monica Lewinsky was able to leave with a wad of Bills-—Hillary “Pantsuit” McCankles. .
If you suddenly erupt into a profanity-laced tirade, very likely Hillary will innately respond in kind, as gutter profanity is her standard method of conversing in private. Should this occur, refer to the first item on this page.
Do not make eye contact with Hillary Clinton or you will turn to stone.
The writer almost had me until Page Two. I could almost belive Hillary going with the obsessive specifications on the first page. She would out-Bloom Nanny Bloomberg! and teach Kim Johng Ung a few lessons.
What section of the bookstore do I find it in? Biography, Fiction, or True Crime?
Does the book come with a free bookmark showing the pictures of the five dead Americans?
the first page is legit... the page 2 was a spoof.
I have a friend that is in the secret service... once was assigned to the Hillary detail... I really hope he isn’t anymore. Nicest guy you could ever meet.
Happy fun ball ...
too hilarious jl.
post of the day!
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