Skip to comments.Amid Iraq Crisis, Kerry Recites Poetry
Posted on 06/13/2014 11:31:13 PM PDT by Kevin in California
Jihadis are advancing on Baghdad, and yet the nations foreign policy chief today flew to London for the chance to recite a poem by Maya Angelou.
Out of the huts of historys shame / I rise / Up from a past thats rooted in pain / I rise, Secretary of State John Kerry intoned at the Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in Conflict.
So glad you're doing your job LURCH while Iraq burns. Where's numbnuts? Playing golf again?
Maybe Lurch has a yeast infection..
Not his fault. Our hero sustained brain damage during the Vietnam war when a bag of rice fragged his ass.
Shouldn’t he issue a hashtag or something?
We are so blessed....LOL!
That is funny. Thanks!
Some poem. It doesn’t even rhyme.
Hey, if you ignore something bad it didn’t happen, right?
That’s the magic of the Obama administration...
revealing he should pick a poem that mentions huts, since he hid in one most of the time he was in ‘Nam.
Couldn’t find his fiddle?
Hey, hey, I'll have you know he isn't just playing golf in California this weekend, he's also doing him some fund raising, so there :)
Was he using his “black” accent?
“I rise, I rise, I rise.”
That was in a movie about a black beauty parlor with Alfre Woodard, Queen Latifah and Alicia Silverstone.
As a matter of fact...
Amid Foreign and Domestic Crises, Obama Plans to Fundraise and Golf This Weekend
I hear a dog bark in the night.
I ask myself “Do he bite?”
Kill my landlord.
Kill my landlord.
A man who was steering a yacht,
His course through the water forgacht,
And he stuck in the mud
With a dull, sickening thud.
And the captain then swore a whole lacht.
(Gotta get me a poeting license)
Actually, I think I would be more inclined to equate Nero with the Obungler, but that is a good question.
Hillary Rodham sat on a wall,
Hillary Rodham had a great fall.
All of Bill’s Whorses and all his yes men,
Couldn’t get Rodham together again.
As a matter of fact, he's in Palm Springs this weekend to play golf and to whore himself out for some campaign money.
Oh how do I loathe Thee? Let me count the ways....
roses are red
green is the grass
i'm reporting for duty
with rice still in my ass
“Commies are red,
Tea Partiers are hicks
My boss and I
Are a couple of di....”
“Sorry, Lurch, that’s all the time we have for today.”
We need to stop restricting ourselves to “foreign” policy and expand it to a more inclusive “cosmic extraterrestrial” policy. The better “to serve man” (yikes, how sexist):
“This is the way nightmares begin . . . or perhaps end.”
Out of the butt of history’s end, I soar;
cuz of the speech of dear leader, you snore.
Yet want I more.
At this point what exactly does it matter?
if the sec-state be the mad hatter,
or some eternal juvenile, to serve a boy king,
who has a thing
for stiff shafts, and half
a day’s work for two days pay?
Kill your landlord. Kill your landlord.
There are no borders, just
opportunities to rise, to rise,
surprise, we’re here.
You’re queer? That’s good, except
in the hood, the blessed hood
from whence my master came
and where he shall return
when my own funeral urn
is on Nantucket.
Aah ____ .
Roses are red,
violets are...oh, the hell with it Kerrys an ass!
Love those Limericks.
What a colossal idiot. The poet-warior speaks. Thousands, perhaps millions, will be killed because of these fools and all he can do is mouth words of another fool.
Allies of America, beware! Enemies, come right in . . .
There once was a Senator from Nantucket
Who in the midst of a crisis said “fu** it.”
He would sail all the day,
With his boss golf he’d play,
And to his country he would say “suck it.”
This subhuman debris is secretary of state? Who would have thought that such a fool could do anything other than be a traitor and a gigolo? We truly live in Bizzarro World.
Kerry’s always been too nuanced and sophisticated for us peasants to understand.
OMG! LOL! This thread is epic!