roses are red
green is the grass
i'm reporting for duty
with rice still in my ass
Posted on 06/13/2014 11:31:13 PM PDT by Kevin in California
Jihadis are advancing on Baghdad, and yet the nation’s foreign policy chief today flew to London for the chance to recite a poem by Maya Angelou.
“Out of the huts of history’s shame / I rise / Up from a past that’s rooted in pain / I rise,” Secretary of State John Kerry intoned at the “Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in Conflict.”
roses are red
green is the grass
i'm reporting for duty
with rice still in my ass
“Commies are red,
Tea Partiers are hicks
My boss and I
Are a couple of di....”
“Sorry, Lurch, that’s all the time we have for today.”
http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2014/06/11/foreign-policy-of-the-absurd/
We need to stop restricting ourselves to “foreign” policy and expand it to a more inclusive “cosmic extraterrestrial” policy. The better “to serve man” (yikes, how sexist):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx4oWVw0lI4
“This is the way nightmares begin . . . or perhaps end.”
Out of the butt of history’s end, I soar;
cuz of the speech of dear leader, you snore.
Yet want I more.
At this point what exactly does it matter?
if the sec-state be the mad hatter,
or some eternal juvenile, to serve a boy king,
who has a thing
for stiff shafts, and half
a day’s work for two days pay?
Kill your landlord. Kill your landlord.
There are no borders, just
opportunities to rise, to rise,
surprise, we’re here.
You’re queer? That’s good, except
in the hood, the blessed hood
from whence my master came
and where he shall return
when my own funeral urn
is on Nantucket.
Aah ____ .
Roses are red,
violets are...oh, the hell with it Kerrys an ass!
CC
Thass raciss....
Love those Limericks.
What a colossal idiot. The poet-warior speaks. Thousands, perhaps millions, will be killed because of these fools and all he can do is mouth words of another fool.
Allies of America, beware! Enemies, come right in . . .
There once was a Senator from Nantucket
Who in the midst of a crisis said “fu** it.”
He would sail all the day,
With his boss golf he’d play,
And to his country he would say “suck it.”
This subhuman debris is secretary of state? Who would have thought that such a fool could do anything other than be a traitor and a gigolo? We truly live in Bizzarro World.
Kerry’s always been too nuanced and sophisticated for us peasants to understand.
OMG! LOL! This thread is epic!
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