[MeshugeMikey]

AIR JORDAN 11 RETRO LOW 'INFRARED23'..$150

[Jeff Chandler]

Priorities

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Will Chum Lee be there?

[cashless]

Bet the lines would be shorter if they announced that the City, County, and State Tax collectors would be there to check their records against personal identifications of buyers.
“Hey! Deal with it”—Uncle Si

[ProtectOurFreedom]

At Burning Rubber, it actually means...

Extra Big Toes

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’ll bet the union “workers” are right there with them registering them to vote for the communist DemocRATS. Nike sneaker lines are a great place to find the low to no information types of all ages.

[Fresh Wind]

Good thing the government pays them more to do nothing than they would make at a job.

That way, they have the money to buy the shoes, and the time to wait in line for them.

Isn’t socialism wonderful?

[FourPeas]

Thurmand explained he wasn’t worried about getting to work because, he said laughingly, “This is my job.”

And he can afford $250 shoes? 28 year old man living in Detroit with no job -- what are the odds he's independently wealthy?

[LostInBayport]

So either they took a week's vacation from work to sit like big fat fools on the street for a week to buy a pair of butt-ugly $150 sneakers, or they don't work at all. So how are they paying for these sneakers? Let me count the ways. SSDI, welfare, Bank of Momndad....aaaargh. This country is in the $#!& and sinking like a stone.

[cripplecreek]

Hell lets just make it a national holiday because it seems to be an annual thing.

Fans Line Up In Atlanta For New Air Jordans

(2012) Frenzied Crowd Rushes Hulen Mall for New Air Jordans Some hit with pepper spray as officials try to restrain crowd

(2011) New Air Jordans cause shopping frenzy across U.S.

[Mike Darancette]

Obamacare has given many Americans the freedom to do other things and not be anchored to a job.

[dfwgator]

If they only put that much effort into getting a job.

[Chode]

what's the over/under for the first chickenhead to get shot for a pair of these things???

[Uncle Chip]

Those EBT cards buy Air Jordans too —

[wildbill]

Wish they’d wait outside an employer who’s hiring for a week if necessary.

But I guess those drug profits have to be spent somewhere in cash.

[IronJack]

What is it with fauxbama’s sons and overpriced tennis shoes?

[dowcaet]

I used to get angry when I would hear people from Europe and Asia call out Americans as being lazy and stupid. Now I have to concede that a good many of our countrymen are exactly that!

[VanDeKoik]

How the hell is this still a thing?

Jordan must be pushing 60! Some of those guys were likely toddlers when he retired! But they want to wear shoes with his name on them?

That like me going out and buying a pair of Wilt Chamberlain shoes.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Unemployed people waiting in line to buy shoes with welfare money. This is our America.

[mikefive]

Let me guess, the store accepts EBT cards. Don’t know too many people who can wait a week for a pair of basketball shoes.

[Grampa Dave]

When you are a drug gang banger with welfare payments coming to you and your dozen bastard kids, you can camp out for weeks for $400 shoes.