University of Wisconsin? Isn’t that located in Madison, a liberal hotbed? Liberals are always angry. Have any of you ever met a happy one in your life?
Madison would be a hotbed of angry liberals, except that Madison is also known for a lot of beer. It’s hard to be mad when you’re drinking beer all the time.
The drawback is that you get lots of “girls of substance” with their fat corndog fingers.
I have never met a happy liberal.
The one’s I know are bitter with chips on their shoulders.
Actually bricks on their shoulders might be a better term.
Please, get it right: The People’s Republic of Madison.