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Sweden Demands Football Vikings Change Name
White House Dossier ^ | 19 Jun 2014 | Keith Koffler

Posted on 06/19/2014 7:59:45 AM PDT by Hoodat

The nation of Sweden is demanding that the Obama administration act to deny copyright status to the Minnesota Vikings, claiming the name demeans its citizens and all other Scandinavians.

“We can no longer tolerate the use of this disgusting epithet by an American football team,” said Swedish Prime Minister Olaf Milkquist in a letter to President Obama

“First of all, ‘football’ means ‘soccer,’ Milkquist wrote. “I realize that this is an unrelated matter, but it really pisses people off in Europe. You only use your foot occasionally in football, whereas in soccer the foot is the only thing you can use. Or at least the main thing.

“Secondly, the term ‘Vikings’ suggests a violent race intent on pillaging small villages and stealing their women,” Milkquist continued. “In fact, the Vikings were a peace-loving people who spread goodwill throughout the world and grew strawberries in the summer.”

Milkquist wrote that the “proper” term is “Norsemen,” saying, “Please tell your patent office to rename the team the Minnesota Norsemen.”

He noted that a group of Minnesota Vikings were at one time referred to as “The Purple People Eaters,” adding, “See what I mean?”

Milkquist called the U.S. ambassador into his office Wednesday, handed him the letter, and smacked him in the face. He also suggested to the ambassador that the United States change the name of the Green Bay Packers as well. “It’s nothing against Sweden, it’s just bad name,” he said. “You Americans have no taste.”

The White House said it would immediately begin proceedings to . . .

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Maryland; US: Minnesota; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: fascism; nfl; obama; redskins; satire
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Yes, it's satire, yet totally appropriate.
1 posted on 06/19/2014 7:59:45 AM PDT by Hoodat
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To: Hoodat
“First of all, ‘football’ means ‘soccer,’ Milkquist wrote. “I realize that this is an unrelated matter, but it really pisses people off in Europe. You only use your foot occasionally in football, whereas in soccer the foot is the only thing you can use. Or at least the main thing.

Soccer is for Satan

2 posted on 06/19/2014 8:05:25 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Hoodat

So what group is going to complain about the name of the Green Bay Packers?


3 posted on 06/19/2014 8:06:48 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Hoodat

FIFA will soon file a lawsuit against NFL for ‘insulting’ their ‘traditional’ and ‘original’ game of “FOOTBALL” with the NFL’s own twisted and “violent” version of the game.


4 posted on 06/19/2014 8:07:41 AM PDT by LibFreeUSA
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To: FatherofFive
You only use your foot occasionally in football

Yeah, all those people out there running up and down the field on their hands is really silly looking.

5 posted on 06/19/2014 8:07:59 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Hoodat

Cliven Bundy has filed a friend of the court brief requesting the Dallas Cowboys change their name. He is insulted by the poor performance of “Cowboys”, and is requesting the US patent office to pull the patent from owner Jerry Jones, who Bundy claims is “no real Cowboy”.


6 posted on 06/19/2014 8:07:59 AM PDT by kjam22 (my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
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To: Hoodat

Sarcasm?


7 posted on 06/19/2014 8:08:01 AM PDT by July4
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To: Cincinatus

Darn it! That makes my blood boil. Packers are a proud people. Two of them have contacted me and are offended.

How dare you say that!

/s


8 posted on 06/19/2014 8:09:06 AM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: Hoodat

I’m surprised that no one has said anything about the Pro Team about 3 Hours south of Omaha. The Kansas City.....(don’t want to anger the PC Gods) so I won’t say the name. /sarc


9 posted on 06/19/2014 8:09:42 AM PDT by Huskr4Bush
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To: Hoodat

This is so funny, but Libs can’t laugh at themselves. They just don’t get it.


10 posted on 06/19/2014 8:09:48 AM PDT by July4
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To: Hoodat

The Cleveland Browns are named after a famous Negro boxer.
Surely that has to go....


11 posted on 06/19/2014 8:10:47 AM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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To: Hoodat
I thought their name had been changed to:


12 posted on 06/19/2014 8:11:31 AM PDT by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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To: Hoodat; Fred Nerks
Snorri Sturluson approves of this message.

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13 posted on 06/19/2014 8:12:40 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: Hoodat

Today what is satire is tomorrow’s law.


14 posted on 06/19/2014 8:13:16 AM PDT by IC Ken
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So what group is going to complain about the name of the Green Bay Packers?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The Fudge Packers who run the White House?


15 posted on 06/19/2014 8:13:59 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: Hoodat

Names (to which there are unlikely to objections from our government) for sports teams: CRACKERS, WHITEBREADS, and HONKIES.


16 posted on 06/19/2014 8:14:09 AM PDT by July4
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So what group is going to complain about the name of the Green Bay Packers?

LOL, glad I didn't have a mouth full of coffee...

17 posted on 06/19/2014 8:14:36 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Hoodat

Also the Fighting Irish name, which is both racist and encourages violence.


18 posted on 06/19/2014 8:27:11 AM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (Don't nuke me, bro.)
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Don’t forget the Vandals of Idaho.


19 posted on 06/19/2014 8:29:06 AM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Hoodat

California Angels will likely be next anyway as the atheists show the greatest proclivity to sue.


20 posted on 06/19/2014 8:33:10 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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