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Dad's T-Shirt Outlines Rules for Daughter's Dating [Wow, What a STUPID parent...]
ABC ^ | 6/19/14 | GENEVIEVE SHAW BROWN

Posted on 06/20/2014 5:47:01 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

This dad's got just four rules for those who’d dare to date his daughter....

1. I don't make the rules

2. You don't make the rules

3. She makes the rules

4. Her body, her rules

"Feminist Father," as the shirt is signed, is the dad of Kristine Speare, who originally posted the photo to her Tumblr account with the caption "Happy Father's Day." His feminist streak has clearly extended to his daughter, who describes herself on Twitter as a "feminist, coffee addict, book lover."

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Someone who DOES NOT love their child has no rules...and this clown who purports to have rules and then DENIES he makes rules....can you say schizophrenic?

Any daughter of mine would not be given the green light to engage in sexual activity.

This seems to be the result of the moronic post-modern philosophy of relativism.

1 posted on 06/20/2014 5:47:01 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Yeah this guy is a freaking idiot.

Best line ever in regards to a date picking up a daughter for a night out came from the movie Clueless, if you can believe that.

“I have a .45 and a shovel and I doubt anyone would miss you.”


2 posted on 06/20/2014 5:49:44 AM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: SoFloFreeper

Now this one I can probably get behind.

3 posted on 06/20/2014 5:50:06 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Use your hands on my daughter and you’ll lose them after.
You make her cry, I make you cry.
Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
Bring her home late, there’s no next date.
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you’re sure not picking anything up (Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
No complaining while you’re waiting for her. If you’re bored, change my oil.
If your pants hang off your hips, I’ll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Get a job
Understand I don’t like you
I’m everywhere
You hurt her, I hurt you
Be home 30 minutes early
Get a lawyer
If you lie to me, I will find out
She’s my princess, not your conquest
I don’t mind going back to jail
Whatever you do to her, I will do to you


4 posted on 06/20/2014 5:51:37 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

His daughter will be knocked up and receiving government benefits soon. It’s the liberal way.


5 posted on 06/20/2014 5:52:34 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: SoFloFreeper

Rules of liberal fathers. I wouldn’t wipe my @$$ with that shirt


6 posted on 06/20/2014 5:53:00 AM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

It’s so enlightened to allow teenagers to make adult decisions with no adult guidance at all. I’m nowhere near that enlightened - to the best of my ability, I made those decisions for my daughters and for my sons.


7 posted on 06/20/2014 5:54:13 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

How about “no dating”?

If you’re interested in marrying my daughter, you can talk to me first and I’ll “screen” you.


8 posted on 06/20/2014 5:56:41 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Abathar

I knew an engineer a few years back who was a physically imposing guy. He’d been a linebacker at a small college, and then in his 30’s and 40’s he lifted a lot of weights.

So, we were talking about our kids one day, and he had a daughter. He was recollecting that one Saturday morning the daughter’s boyfriend showed up. At the time, he was in the garage dressing a deer. He stood up, wiped his hands, shook hands with the boy, greeted him ... all very polite. Thinking about it later, he said, “I never had any trouble with that kid.”

No T-Shirt needed.


9 posted on 06/20/2014 5:57:11 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: SoFloFreeper

I bet that dad is a knockout in his tutu.


10 posted on 06/20/2014 5:57:26 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The Obamas' Black skin has morphed into Teflon thanks to the Obama Media)
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To: SoFloFreeper

It is nice, though, that any decent men who might be interested his daughter will be warned that she was raised to be either a skank, a *itch or both.

BTW, God makes the rules. Dads are just enforcers.


11 posted on 06/20/2014 5:59:44 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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To: Resolute Conservative

“Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.”

A condom will not protect you from an ass-whuppin’.


12 posted on 06/20/2014 6:01:41 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
The ongoing effort to marginalize men continues with feminists.

Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.

Women make all the rules.

Men have no say in their daughter's lives. If she wants to sleep around that's okay with Pops because it isn't up to him.

Liberals want and need men to be eunuchs.

Men need to tell women to stand down, they are NOT in control, nor will they be.

13 posted on 06/20/2014 6:02:10 AM PDT by Obadiah (None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

The last few posts I made on this site commented on liberalism being a mental disorder.
It applies here as well.


14 posted on 06/20/2014 6:06:50 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Resolute Conservative; Abathar

Rodney Atkins - Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM42nG7Tjgs

I don’t remember all that Spanish
Or The Gettysburg Address
But there is one speech from high school
I’ll never forget

Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she’s something else

She’s her daddy’s girl
Her momma’s world
She deserves respect
Thats what she’ll get, aint it son?

Now, y’all run along and have some fun
I’ll see you when you get back
Bet Ill be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

Well, now that Im a father
Im scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find that teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind

Shes growin’ up so fast
It won’t be long before
Yeah, Ill have to put the fear of God
Into some kid at the door

Now it’s all for show
Aint nobody gonna get hurt
Its just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man, it works

Now yall run along and have a little fun
And I’ll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

Son, now y’all buckle up
And have her back by 10:00, uh
Let’s say about 9:30
Drive safe


15 posted on 06/20/2014 6:08:01 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The Obamas' Black skin has morphed into Teflon thanks to the Obama Media)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

You know the funny thing about that statement is that it was never the parents of female friends or girlfriends that owned firearms, hunted or were traditional.

The only dispute I ever got into while invited to someone’s home for with a female friend of a friend involved the following exchange.

“So are you sleeping with any of Heidi’s friends?”, asked by hippie mother.

“No, I’m not sleeping with anyone until I’m married.”

“What do you mean you’ve been celibate though college?”, the incredulous ex-hippie mother asked me.

That was a first and only family gathering I attended with them.


16 posted on 06/20/2014 6:08:26 AM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: SoFloFreeper; Servant of the 9

I used to give The Talk:

“So, Jon, Have you ever wondered what it’s like to dangle under a bridge waiting for the train to come and cut the rope?”


17 posted on 06/20/2014 6:08:54 AM PDT by null and void (In this war, the front line is at your front door...)
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To: SoFloFreeper

He should teach his daughter to use a gun in case someone, you know, questions the authority of his T-Shirt.


18 posted on 06/20/2014 6:10:22 AM PDT by DManA
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To: Obadiah

“Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.”

Almost any time I’m in a car, I’m driving it (though this doesn’t extend to my parents’ car). And I only ever let my wife drive when I’m either really tired or drunk.


19 posted on 06/20/2014 6:10:37 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Obadiah
Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.

I still have a hard time with that. My wife gets carsick if she doesn't drive. It kind of sucks, but carsick sucks worse. I suppose.

20 posted on 06/20/2014 6:11:12 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: SoFloFreeper

Preface: The safety of my daughter is my paramount concern so any harm that befalls her due to you or while with you, I will hold you responsible. I give you my daughter so as you and her can gauge compatibility.

1. Any harm you inflict whether intentional or not will result in your harm.
2. No coaxing her into adult situations (ie- sex, drinking, or drugs).
3. Treat her with respect.
4. Inform us at all times where you will be with her.
5. Inform me of who your parents are and how I can contact them.
6. Do not lie or deceive anyone in my family.


21 posted on 06/20/2014 6:12:06 AM PDT by Bogey78O (We had a good run. Coulda been great still.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Here is a rule for these idiots.

Teach your daughter not to be cheap and easy. If you need a shirt full of hyperbole of how you got a gun and a shovel then you obviously weren’t that good at it.

These jughead dads seem to think their little “princess” was born without hormones. Maybe they should just have a gun pointed at her while she is tied to a pole in her room if they cant trust her.


22 posted on 06/20/2014 6:12:44 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: DManA

More likely, he’ll tell her to wet her pants and vomit on the guy...


23 posted on 06/20/2014 6:12:52 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Abathar

I toss them a .40 from my Glock and tell them, “if your hurt her, the next one will come at you a lot faster”. But I do like that shirt - the one with 10 rules.


24 posted on 06/20/2014 6:13:56 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (Where are we going, and what's with the handbasket?)
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To: Obadiah

“Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.”?

That is absurd.

On long car trips my wife and I routinely switch off while the other sleeps.


25 posted on 06/20/2014 6:15:44 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: ecomcon

Are you a bad driver?


26 posted on 06/20/2014 6:23:56 AM PDT by Jabba the Nutt (You can have a free country or government schools. Choose one.)
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To: VanDeKoik

I understand it on trips but when I see a chick doing the driving in town I figure the guy has no license.


27 posted on 06/20/2014 6:30:04 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: SoFloFreeper

Sounds like something Billy Ray would say.


28 posted on 06/20/2014 6:31:34 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: jsanders2001

Exactly. Dad just renamed his daughter “roadkill”.


29 posted on 06/20/2014 6:34:49 AM PDT by moovova
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To: SoFloFreeper

That dad is a fag.


30 posted on 06/20/2014 6:37:46 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (Things are only going to get worse.)
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To: Jabba the Nutt

lol


31 posted on 06/20/2014 6:38:01 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Brooklyn Attitude
His feminist streak has clearly extended to his daughter, who describes herself on Twitter as a "feminist, coffee addict, book lover."
 

The dad when he was younger.

32 posted on 06/20/2014 6:46:48 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Before my Taurus was lost in a boating accident, as my daughter was waiting on her date I figured a good cleaning was in order. Sitting at the table, gun out, doorbell rings.

My daughter invites the guy in and brings him into the kitchen to meet me. I figure this date is over. Upon seeing what I was doing, a big smile came across his face. I said what are you looking at?

He takes out his wallet holster with his concealed carry weapon.

Moral of story. The cleaning the weapon to get rid of the date doesn’t work in Texas.


33 posted on 06/20/2014 6:55:25 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: SoFloFreeper

Daughter is wearing his testicles for earings on her date.


34 posted on 06/20/2014 7:00:59 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: EQAndyBuzz

That’s a good story. You know your daughter may have picked a good one when - as you’re cleaning your gun as the boy arrives - HE then takes out his weapons and begins to clean it too.


35 posted on 06/20/2014 7:01:35 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Obadiah

Let’s see...even with glasses, my husband’s vision isn’t good enough for a driver’s license.

What do you propose?

Should we just walk everywhere? Call a cab, perhaps? Let him get us both and maybe some poor innocent person killed because he can’t see well enough even with glasses?

Sorry bud...I’m driving.


36 posted on 06/20/2014 7:03:32 AM PDT by Fire_on_High (RIP City of Heroes and Paragon Studios, victim of the Obamaconomy.)
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To: ecomcon

Your wife may think you’re a horrible driver that makes her sick... and your ego is too fragile to handle the truth.


37 posted on 06/20/2014 7:03:59 AM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Her body her rules? BS. My daughter MY RULES. Any boys wanting to date my daughters had to survive “the interview” where we reviewed his appearance (no tats, piercings, etc), general intelligence, background and family. Then he heard the rules for the date (similar to the 10 rules). Basically treat her like a sister. Finally I would tell a story about a bird dog I had and trained from a pup. One day he bit one of my daughters on the face. The next day I had him killed because he hurt my daughter. I would tell the date, “I loved that dog, I dont even like you.”


38 posted on 06/20/2014 7:05:07 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (Things are only going to get worse.)
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To: Abathar

LOL!


39 posted on 06/20/2014 7:06:36 AM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: lonestar

Except for the barfing part.


40 posted on 06/20/2014 7:15:12 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Iron Munro

bump


41 posted on 06/20/2014 7:26:01 AM PDT by vladimir998
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To: Resolute Conservative
Whatever you do to her, I will do to you

Well *ahem* there are certain exceptions to that.

42 posted on 06/20/2014 7:27:59 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SoFloFreeper

And heeeeere’s his daughter’s Twitter
account. Another Miley Cyrus in the making. WARNING: NUDITY

https://mobile.twitter.com/kristinespeare


43 posted on 06/20/2014 7:41:49 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: dfwgator
Whatever you do to her, I will do to you

Well *ahem* there are certain exceptions to that.

No, on the contrary - that's precisely the intended implication of that threat!

Regards,

44 posted on 06/20/2014 7:47:50 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Fire_on_High
Oh good grief. No one is talking about an iron-clad rule. There are many appropriate reasons a man may not be able to drive. I'm talking about the propensity of the twenty and thirty-somethings being glued passively to the minivan passenger seat with the kids in the back.

It's as if men have completely surrendered any sense of manhood they have. They have cowered over the fear of a woman's wrath. Poppycock. Man up!

45 posted on 06/20/2014 7:50:12 AM PDT by Obadiah (None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nailed it. And that is what Liberals want. Nuts to them!


46 posted on 06/20/2014 7:50:57 AM PDT by Obadiah (None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Because teenage girl decision making is so awesome!


47 posted on 06/20/2014 7:53:02 AM PDT by Ted Grant
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Yep. Looks like a girl whose parents couldn’t care less about her physical or mental or spiritual health.


48 posted on 06/20/2014 8:09:10 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: ecomcon

LOL! You must be a REALLY bad driver.


49 posted on 06/20/2014 8:10:07 AM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: ecomcon

Same with my wife.

I actually enjoy having a full time driver now. I get to read or do something useful while she drives me around.


50 posted on 06/20/2014 8:14:31 AM PDT by dangerdoc ((this space for rent))
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