Skip to comments.Dad's T-Shirt Outlines Rules for Daughter's Dating [Wow, What a STUPID parent...]
Posted on 06/20/2014 5:47:01 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
This dad's got just four rules for those whod dare to date his daughter....
1. I don't make the rules
2. You don't make the rules
3. She makes the rules
4. Her body, her rules
"Feminist Father," as the shirt is signed, is the dad of Kristine Speare, who originally posted the photo to her Tumblr account with the caption "Happy Father's Day." His feminist streak has clearly extended to his daughter, who describes herself on Twitter as a "feminist, coffee addict, book lover."
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Any daughter of mine would not be given the green light to engage in sexual activity.
This seems to be the result of the moronic post-modern philosophy of relativism.
Yeah this guy is a freaking idiot.
Best line ever in regards to a date picking up a daughter for a night out came from the movie Clueless, if you can believe that.
“I have a .45 and a shovel and I doubt anyone would miss you.”
Now this one I can probably get behind.
Use your hands on my daughter and you’ll lose them after.
You make her cry, I make you cry.
Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
Bring her home late, there’s no next date.
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you’re sure not picking anything up (Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
No complaining while you’re waiting for her. If you’re bored, change my oil.
If your pants hang off your hips, I’ll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Get a job
Understand I dont like you
You hurt her, I hurt you
Be home 30 minutes early
Get a lawyer
If you lie to me, I will find out
Shes my princess, not your conquest
I dont mind going back to jail
Whatever you do to her, I will do to you
His daughter will be knocked up and receiving government benefits soon. It’s the liberal way.
Rules of liberal fathers. I wouldn’t wipe my @$$ with that shirt
It’s so enlightened to allow teenagers to make adult decisions with no adult guidance at all. I’m nowhere near that enlightened - to the best of my ability, I made those decisions for my daughters and for my sons.
How about “no dating”?
If you’re interested in marrying my daughter, you can talk to me first and I’ll “screen” you.
I knew an engineer a few years back who was a physically imposing guy. He’d been a linebacker at a small college, and then in his 30’s and 40’s he lifted a lot of weights.
So, we were talking about our kids one day, and he had a daughter. He was recollecting that one Saturday morning the daughter’s boyfriend showed up. At the time, he was in the garage dressing a deer. He stood up, wiped his hands, shook hands with the boy, greeted him ... all very polite. Thinking about it later, he said, “I never had any trouble with that kid.”
No T-Shirt needed.
I bet that dad is a knockout in his tutu.
It is nice, though, that any decent men who might be interested his daughter will be warned that she was raised to be either a skank, a *itch or both.
BTW, God makes the rules. Dads are just enforcers.
“Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.”
A condom will not protect you from an ass-whuppin’.
Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.
Women make all the rules.
Men have no say in their daughter's lives. If she wants to sleep around that's okay with Pops because it isn't up to him.
Liberals want and need men to be eunuchs.
Men need to tell women to stand down, they are NOT in control, nor will they be.
The last few posts I made on this site commented on liberalism being a mental disorder.
It applies here as well.
Rodney Atkins - Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)
I don’t remember all that Spanish
Or The Gettysburg Address
But there is one speech from high school
I’ll never forget
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she’s something else
She’s her daddy’s girl
Her momma’s world
She deserves respect
Thats what she’ll get, aint it son?
Now, y’all run along and have some fun
I’ll see you when you get back
Bet Ill be up all night
Still cleaning this gun
Well, now that Im a father
Im scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find that teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
Shes growin’ up so fast
It won’t be long before
Yeah, Ill have to put the fear of God
Into some kid at the door
Now it’s all for show
Aint nobody gonna get hurt
Its just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man, it works
Now yall run along and have a little fun
And I’ll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleaning this gun
Son, now y’all buckle up
And have her back by 10:00, uh
Let’s say about 9:30
You know the funny thing about that statement is that it was never the parents of female friends or girlfriends that owned firearms, hunted or were traditional.
The only dispute I ever got into while invited to someone’s home for with a female friend of a friend involved the following exchange.
“So are you sleeping with any of Heidi’s friends?”, asked by hippie mother.
“No, I’m not sleeping with anyone until I’m married.”
“What do you mean you’ve been celibate though college?”, the incredulous ex-hippie mother asked me.
That was a first and only family gathering I attended with them.
I used to give The Talk:
“So, Jon, Have you ever wondered what it’s like to dangle under a bridge waiting for the train to come and cut the rope?”
He should teach his daughter to use a gun in case someone, you know, questions the authority of his T-Shirt.
“Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.”
Almost any time I’m in a car, I’m driving it (though this doesn’t extend to my parents’ car). And I only ever let my wife drive when I’m either really tired or drunk.
I still have a hard time with that. My wife gets carsick if she doesn't drive. It kind of sucks, but carsick sucks worse. I suppose.
Preface: The safety of my daughter is my paramount concern so any harm that befalls her due to you or while with you, I will hold you responsible. I give you my daughter so as you and her can gauge compatibility.
1. Any harm you inflict whether intentional or not will result in your harm.
2. No coaxing her into adult situations (ie- sex, drinking, or drugs).
3. Treat her with respect.
4. Inform us at all times where you will be with her.
5. Inform me of who your parents are and how I can contact them.
6. Do not lie or deceive anyone in my family.
Here is a rule for these idiots.
Teach your daughter not to be cheap and easy. If you need a shirt full of hyperbole of how you got a gun and a shovel then you obviously weren’t that good at it.
These jughead dads seem to think their little “princess” was born without hormones. Maybe they should just have a gun pointed at her while she is tied to a pole in her room if they cant trust her.
More likely, he’ll tell her to wet her pants and vomit on the guy...
I toss them a .40 from my Glock and tell them, “if your hurt her, the next one will come at you a lot faster”. But I do like that shirt - the one with 10 rules.
“Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.”?
That is absurd.
On long car trips my wife and I routinely switch off while the other sleeps.
Are you a bad driver?
I understand it on trips but when I see a chick doing the driving in town I figure the guy has no license.
Sounds like something Billy Ray would say.
Exactly. Dad just renamed his daughter “roadkill”.
That dad is a fag.
The dad when he was younger.
Before my Taurus was lost in a boating accident, as my daughter was waiting on her date I figured a good cleaning was in order. Sitting at the table, gun out, doorbell rings.
My daughter invites the guy in and brings him into the kitchen to meet me. I figure this date is over. Upon seeing what I was doing, a big smile came across his face. I said what are you looking at?
He takes out his wallet holster with his concealed carry weapon.
Moral of story. The cleaning the weapon to get rid of the date doesn’t work in Texas.
Daughter is wearing his testicles for earings on her date.
That’s a good story. You know your daughter may have picked a good one when - as you’re cleaning your gun as the boy arrives - HE then takes out his weapons and begins to clean it too.
Let’s see...even with glasses, my husband’s vision isn’t good enough for a driver’s license.
What do you propose?
Should we just walk everywhere? Call a cab, perhaps? Let him get us both and maybe some poor innocent person killed because he can’t see well enough even with glasses?
Sorry bud...I’m driving.
Your wife may think you’re a horrible driver that makes her sick... and your ego is too fragile to handle the truth.
Her body her rules? BS. My daughter MY RULES. Any boys wanting to date my daughters had to survive “the interview” where we reviewed his appearance (no tats, piercings, etc), general intelligence, background and family. Then he heard the rules for the date (similar to the 10 rules). Basically treat her like a sister. Finally I would tell a story about a bird dog I had and trained from a pup. One day he bit one of my daughters on the face. The next day I had him killed because he hurt my daughter. I would tell the date, “I loved that dog, I dont even like you.”
Except for the barfing part.
Well *ahem* there are certain exceptions to that.
And heeeeere’s his daughter’s Twitter
account. Another Miley Cyrus in the making. WARNING: NUDITY
Well *ahem* there are certain exceptions to that.
No, on the contrary - that's precisely the intended implication of that threat!
It's as if men have completely surrendered any sense of manhood they have. They have cowered over the fear of a woman's wrath. Poppycock. Man up!
Nailed it. And that is what Liberals want. Nuts to them!
Because teenage girl decision making is so awesome!
Yep. Looks like a girl whose parents couldn’t care less about her physical or mental or spiritual health.
LOL! You must be a REALLY bad driver.
Same with my wife.
I actually enjoy having a full time driver now. I get to read or do something useful while she drives me around.