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The room set-up for the IRS and Impeachment Hearings should be...
24 June 2014 | US Navy Vet

Posted on 06/24/2014 8:59:06 AM PDT by US Navy Vet

...a VERY uncomfortable Chair(NO TABLE), a Naked 100 W Incandescent Light Bulb hanging from the ceiling and subdued lighting over the US Reps area.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government
KEYWORDS: impeachment; irs
AND a LOUD alarm clock going tick, tick, tick... in the background!
1 posted on 06/24/2014 8:59:06 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

Oh no! Not the comfy chair!


2 posted on 06/24/2014 9:03:10 AM PDT by Zuse (I am disrupted! I am offended! I am insulted! I am outraged!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Loud metronome.
Large halogen floodlamp directly over the chair, close enough to feel the heat from it and get a sunburn.


3 posted on 06/24/2014 9:04:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Dripping water works well too.

After conviction, in keeping what the IRS does to non-government taxpayers who are delinquent, Apache justice is appropriate.


4 posted on 06/24/2014 9:05:19 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: US Navy Vet

Don’t forget, a nice stiff piece of rubber hose!


5 posted on 06/24/2014 9:06:04 AM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: US Navy Vet

I worked for a real b####, who had me remove ALL the chairs for a meeting.


6 posted on 06/24/2014 9:08:58 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog (OBAMA .... .....WORST.... PRESIDENT......EVER)
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To: NTHockey

Well, if you have dripping water . . . it stands to reason that you need to have a big old drain right in the center of the floor. I’m thinking maybe, besides a mic - maybe they should also have a .38 with one bullet loaded in the firing position.


7 posted on 06/24/2014 9:11:18 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: US Navy Vet

An inclined board, a towel, a pail of water..

Repeat until truth emerges


8 posted on 06/24/2014 9:11:31 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Barry Manlow...lots of Barry Manlow


9 posted on 06/24/2014 9:16:20 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: EQAndyBuzz

With Neil Sedaka and Tammy Wynette cameos..


10 posted on 06/24/2014 9:17:45 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

The Captain and Tenille too.


11 posted on 06/24/2014 9:18:55 AM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: US Navy Vet

...temptation is to go for too much of a bad thing. I’d simply saw about two inches off the front legs of a wooden straight-back chair. Puts the subject into a very unnatural sitting position. They constantly feel as if they’re going to slide to the floor. Then politely hammer away with a soup-nuts list...some totally inane...of questions.


12 posted on 06/24/2014 9:29:26 AM PDT by Huaynero
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To: US Navy Vet

Ain’t going to be an impeachement. Your dictator won’t approve of it or leaving office in 2016. Get used to it.


13 posted on 06/24/2014 9:41:21 AM PDT by ncfool (Hilary 2016 Procol Harum or Boko Haram. What difference does it make?)
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To: ncfool
Ain’t going to be an impeachement. Your dictator won’t approve of it or leaving office in 2016. Get used to it.

I still totally believe that impeaching the Kenyan would be a mistake. Don't help turn the victimizer into a victim. Too many zero information voters to generate sympathy, or riots, or both...

But I understand impeaching Eric Holder, the ex-judge, is eminently doable!
And more clearly treason.

14 posted on 06/24/2014 9:48:26 AM PDT by publius911 ( Politicians come and go... but the (union) bureaucracy lives and grows forever.)
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To: US Navy Vet

No telephone generator and a pair of testicle clips?

(hey, it worked in “The Day of the Jackal”)


15 posted on 06/24/2014 9:55:31 AM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: US Navy Vet

a men’s long sock. and a few naval oranges.


16 posted on 06/24/2014 9:55:44 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: US Navy Vet
AND a LOUD alarm clock going tick, tick, tick... in the background!

Yoko Ono's "Greatest Hits" played at about 1 volume. On a continuous loop.

17 posted on 06/24/2014 9:57:20 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: US Navy Vet

A stiff board, a towel, a pitcher of water.


18 posted on 06/24/2014 10:17:10 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: US Navy Vet

When do the IRS hearings start today and what channel are they on? I don’t see anything on C-Span 1-3


19 posted on 06/24/2014 10:23:00 AM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: US Navy Vet

20 posted on 06/24/2014 10:34:44 AM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: fivecatsandadog

You worked for Admiral Cain from the Battlestar Pegasus?

She’s hawt!


21 posted on 06/24/2014 10:39:18 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: US Navy Vet

The same room that Henry Bowman used for Wilson Blair and G.G. Jackson.

Habanero soaked golf balls.
Duct tape.


22 posted on 06/24/2014 10:45:08 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: llevrok

This is the only tune necessary to accomplish the purpose . . . loop the last four minutes and subject the COOTUS to it. I promise he will be begging to go back to Kenya in a couple of hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzV7FiuDYKo


23 posted on 06/24/2014 11:16:29 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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oops, wrong one . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5t1_3Xp4IM


24 posted on 06/24/2014 11:24:46 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: wetgundog

Sodium Petathal
Car battery


25 posted on 06/24/2014 11:39:11 AM PDT by DannyTN
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