Homeland Security Seeks Thousands Of Pairs Of Underwear For Detained Immigrants

houston.cbslocal.com ^ | June 24, 2014 10:05 AM | Staff

[mountainlion]

The yutes can't be expected to wash clothes.

[Scoutmaster]

Okay. I've now determined that 81.1% of men wear size S-2XL briefs, and only 3.8% wear 2XL.

I can't find data on 3XL and larger, but 18.9% of men wear a larger size brief than 2XL.

Source: ROSS, TAIHESIA ALTOVISE. Sizing and Fit of Men’s Underwear. I think it was around page 105 of the report.

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

Which begs the question:

What are they gonna do with the old ones?...................

[atc23]

5X and 6X ? In white!?!?

Those sizes you want in black - they hide tubby boy and tubby girl skid marks - ( portraits of Obama)

[PoloSec]

5X/6X...I think it obvious they are not starving in South America.

[Red Badger]

If I were to go shopping for 5X and 6X sizes I wouldn’t know where to even begin..............................

[Red Badger]

It must be all that cheap sugar they buy at world market prices, unlike our domestic where we pay double or triple that amount...................

[Red Badger]

http://commodities.about.com/od/researchcommodities/a/The-Two-Sugar-Markets-Us-Sugar-And-World-Sugar.htm

[Shery]

Obama requested these kids come to overcome the border guards and our border security, so let’s force him to personally cough up the money...from his own millions stored offshore.

[Red Badger]

This whole humanitarian disaster has VJ’s fingerprints all over it..................

[SharpRightTurn]

“Be careful. There are places you could be ‘South of the Rio Grande’ and still be in the US!................”

Thanks, I’ll retract that offer.

But I’m still on to contribute to a one-way plane ticket to send Obummer back to his homeland of Kenya. Maybe his brother who lives in the 6 X 6 foot hut can add on a lean-to for him.

[Kozak]

Sounds like Hillary could have another tax deduction with some of Stains old drawers....
I’m sure she could use the money because they “aren’t really well off”.

[Tennessee Nana]

men’s briefs in the 5X and 6X-large sizes.
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these illegal aliens are not starving...

[Tennessee Nana]

before they are deported
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so how many of the illegal aliens have been deported ???

[Jane Long]

men’s briefs in the 5X and 6X-large sizes.
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these illegal aliens are not starving...

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LOL....and, they’re mostly (70%) not *chilrens*, either.

[Red Badger]

They’re ‘working’ on it..............

[Red Badger]

Too many burritos................

[Liz]

DHS Seeks Thousands Of Pairs Of Underwear For Detained Immigrant "children" .... in large men's sizes 5X-6X .... ..... the "little ones" are definitely not starving....just salivating to get their hands on US govt checks.

Looks like when their "impoverished" parents paid $8000 per child to get them across the border, their was no money left for undies (cackle).

[PenguinM]

“DHS Seeks Thousands Of Pairs Of Underwear For Detained Immigrant “children” .... in large men’s sizes 5X-6X”

Maybe they will house a kid in each leg?