[Zeppo]

United Nations officials are pushing for many of the Central Americans fleeing to the U.S. to be treated as refugees displaced by armed conflict, a designation meant to increase pressure on the United States to accept tens of thousands of people currently ineligible for asylum.

I'd rather push for those United Nations officials to be treated as enemy combatants.

[hal ogen]

I’d rather push the UN “officials” into the ocean.