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15 Ways Liberals Are Like Bratty Kids
Townhall.com ^ | July 8, 2014 | John Hawkins

Posted on 07/08/2014 7:30:23 AM PDT by Kaslin

1) No matter what they fail at, it's always someone else's fault. George Bush did it, the Republicans are mean, the dog ate Obama's homework. It's not his fault that he's flunking every class!

2) They don't read history, they think their parents are stupid, and they don't need to know anything other than how they feel to make a decision. So despite the fact that everyone tells them that tying a towel around their neck will not allow them to jump off the roof like Superman, they're going to do it anyway.

3) THE BAD MAN WON'T CHANGE THE NAME OF THE REDSKINS EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE IT! HE'S SO MEAN! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

4) Half their vocabulary seems to consist of the words, "That's not FAIR!" It's not FAIR that they're not allowed to lie as much as they want! It's not FAIR that other people get to have opinions, too! It's not fair that after yelling at someone for 30 minutes, someone said something back to them. It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not FAIR!

5) They demand to be treated like adults, but the moment they get an adult responsibility -- like being President -- they quit doing it the right way five minutes in because it's "boring" and wander off to find something more "fun" to do (like golfing or campaigning).

6) Yes, they would jump off that Obamacare cliff if their friend Barack did it, too!

7) They have no concept of how money works -- at least when it comes to government. Either get them the Playstation 4 AND the Xbox One AND the ten games they want or you're a BIG MEANIE who HATES THEM and they're going to THROW A TANTRUM in the middle of the store until they get what they want.

8) Like a little brat who's obsessed with a cartoon character (everything in my room must be Pokémon!), whatever they're not interested in is treated as stupid, worthless, and boring. They don't care about Christianity, patriotism, or guns; so anybody who likes or values those things must be "dumb."

9) Everything is a zero sum game to them. If Janie has the ball, then Sally can't have the ball. If America is successful, we must be doing it by taking things that belong in other nations. If you’re white, you must be better off because you hurt people who aren’t white. If you’re rich, then you must be making someone else poor.

10) They think they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize just for showing up and blessing everyone with their presence, regardless of how badly they perform.

11) When they don't like something, they throw a tantrum and demand that other people change their behavior to work around their attitude problem.

12) Their universe is made up of “nice” people who agree with them on everything, protected classes of "pets" who are too stupid to get along without them, and mean old poopyheads who don't cater to their every whim. That's about as nuanced as their worldview gets.

13) They really do believe the world -- more specifically, the taxpayers -- owe them a living whether they feel like working for it or not.

14) Little kids believe in Santa Claus. Liberals believe big government works. Both beliefs are equally dumb.

15) They torment, bully, and provoke other people at every opportunity until someone hits them back, at which point they start crying and demanding sympathy.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: children; liberals; money

1 posted on 07/08/2014 7:30:24 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Recently while jogging I saw a bumper sticker on an old beat up car in San Diego that read, “I’m too poor to vote Republican”. Wished I had pen and paper I would have left a note on the windshield saying; ‘You are dumb, ignorant and poor because you vote for Democrats. They and the government want you that way. Tax on’.


2 posted on 07/08/2014 7:41:17 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tryranny)
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To: Kaslin
RE :”1) No matter what they fail at, it's always someone else’s fault. George Bush did it, the Republicans are mean, the dog ate Obama’s homework. It's not his fault that he's flunking every class! “

Obama only found out about the newest government scandal from the news just like we did(good thing he watches FNC because they are the only one to report on him most of the time) ,
He's as frustrated as we are about it and vows to get to the bottom of it. He's mad as a hell about it.

He just jumps from one screw up to the next having to make that same speech, I guess he's only been in office for a few months as its must still be 2009.

3 posted on 07/08/2014 7:45:38 AM PDT by sickoflibs (King Obama : 'The debate is over. The time for talk is over. Just follow my commands you serfs""')
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To: Kaslin

And when they don’t get their way 100% of the time, they go off the deep end and cry that the sky will fall. Just look at their unhinged reaction to the Hobby Lobby case.


4 posted on 07/08/2014 7:47:03 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Kaslin
... America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law! ...
5 posted on 07/08/2014 7:48:19 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: sickoflibs
Obama only found out about the newest government scandal from the news just like we did(good thing he watches FNC because they are the only one to report on him most of the time) ,

He's as frustrated as we are about it and vows to get to the bottom of it. He's mad as a hell about it.

He just jumps from one screw up to the next having to make that same speech, I guess he's only been in office for a few months as its must still be 2009.


6 posted on 07/08/2014 7:50:03 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( Obama's Illegal immigrants = Instant new democrat voters!)
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To: Kaslin

Those key points really hit their marks. Re: #7 I did expect to read what my children would always say when they were small and asking for something we couldn’t afford to purchase: “Just go to the bank.”


7 posted on 07/08/2014 7:51:06 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: Kaslin

Nancy embraces all the things that Catholic Church and the OT and NT teaches against. Then she calls the Church backwards and bigoted. In reality she is bigoted against the Church and she hates God because God wants her to do the right thing. She acts like a child, an angry child who pouts when she doesn’t get her way


8 posted on 07/08/2014 7:59:45 AM PDT by realcleanguy
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To: Kaslin
I occasionally argue with liberals on another thread and this list is 100% accurate.

If you disagree with some conservatives (on any point) they'll sneer that you aren't a "real conservative, then." Which is pretty bratty. But it's nothing like the rage-hate you get if you disagree with a liberal, no matter how calmly and politely.

9 posted on 07/08/2014 8:11:54 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: A_perfect_lady

I mean, I argue with libs on another site.


10 posted on 07/08/2014 8:13:10 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: Nevadan

You are supposed to have a little plastic card to swipe so that you never have to pay for anything. Don’t you have your little plastic card yet?


11 posted on 07/08/2014 8:44:39 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: Nevadan

“asking for something we couldn’t afford to purchase: “Just go to the bank.”

One of my g/daughters asked me for something when she was little. I told her that I didn’t have any money, she said, “ask grandma for the money, she has lots of money”.


12 posted on 07/08/2014 9:22:42 AM PDT by Graybeard58 ( What? came the word of God out from you? or came it unto you only? 1 Cor. 13, V.36)
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To: Graybeard58

As a child, I remember believing that my grandparents were rich. They were far from it. However, they were always buying us stuff, (most of which was inexpensive now that I think about it), so I got the notion that they had a lot of expendable income. Now that we have grand kids, I can foresee them coming to the same conclusion. I am always picking up things for them. I can’t help myself!


13 posted on 07/08/2014 10:13:08 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: Nevadan

Mine used to say, well you got checks


14 posted on 07/08/2014 10:36:00 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

I listen to local radio show that has a bratty Brian Whitman on as a host. His co-hosts clearly explain things but Brian interrupts and starts whining....about everything. Broken record with these people.


15 posted on 07/08/2014 10:40:45 AM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: Kaslin

And they hate people who are not like them — especially minorities.


16 posted on 07/08/2014 2:46:20 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Kaslin

Only 15?


17 posted on 07/08/2014 2:46:52 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Conservatives are all that's left to defend the Constitution. Dems hate it, and Repubs don't care.)
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To: Kaslin

#16 - When they get their clock cleaned in a debate they call you names or say “that’s not true”. Think Bob Beckel and Juan Williams.


18 posted on 07/08/2014 2:51:30 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Conservatives are all that's left to defend the Constitution. Dems hate it, and Repubs don't care.)
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