Skip to comments.President Obama's buzzed on suds great adventure
Posted on 07/10/2014 5:23:06 PM PDT by Resettozero
President Obama was absolutely swamped the other night, staving off the munchies at a pizza party in the Mile High city, hobnobbing as headliner at numerous Democrat shindigs, collecting big bucks from big donors all day.
Whew. Exhausting. Especially exhausting must be trying to change pace and pivot through the fundraising parties, knowing theyre thrown by those much maligned fat cats (Obamas words, not mine).
The president conveniently disparages these fat cats in public, but in private their group hugs are a whole lot of cuddlin, purrin and rolling over for more tummy tickling from the one who feeds them. And it wasnt hairballs any felines coughed up Tuesday just to hear Obama talk and talk and talk some more.
Our commander-in-chief is busy, as Rome burns. Donors forked over up to $32,000 just to get in the door to hear some fancy talk and scratch each others backs.
The attention deficit that prohibits this administration from tackling even ONE serious problem, resolving even ONE impeachable scandal or self-made crisis, is probably due to having so much on the plate at once, including one heck of a high priority project currently underway.
This one may keep the president up all night because its literally just underfoot: the White House Bowling Alley Renovation Project. Yup. (You can't make this stuff up.) And instead of this expense being questioned, its justified by his media friends explaining that those bowling lanes havent been updated in 15 years. Oh my.
The federal government will demolish it and replace wood lanes with synthetic ones. Prioritize, much? (Quick natural science lesson for Dear Leader: check out the main ingredient in most synthetics its that sinful bubblin crude you dont like. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.)
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For the list because Palin is not mentioned in the title.
It's a Self Made Crisis because we have to kick the Prussians out of Prussia, the Lithuanians out of Lithuania and The Ukrainians out of the Ukraine.
For the Good of the Democratic American Republic.
But Barack Obama has most certainly engaged in impeachable offenses. Many. Thats a given. No need to waste ink trying to educate the deniers on how things are guaranteed to get worse unless this lawless administration, led by an imperial president, is legally slapped down on the House and Senate floors; so instead Ill use what were told are the worlds superpowers scariest weapons a pen and a phone to talk to sane Americans about taking our country back. Thats up next.
So stay tuned. And when you next hear politicians denounce Barack Obama as a lawless imperial president with a destructively scandal-riddled administration, ask them what theyre going to do about it. Mark Levin asked precisely that on Foxs Hannity Wednesday night, then answered it with rock solid remedies that are our only hope.
With all due respect, listen up, politicians; youve ignored your 7th grade American government lessons long enough.
Ill repeat Levins gentle reminder that the Constitution provides the remedy for a president who commits high crimes and misdemeanors. If Senators arent ballsy enough to use their power of the purse to stop this nonsense, then they must hand the baton to the House and support our representatives in impeachment proceedings.
Thanks for posting Resettozero, I really appreciate it!
When, in American history, ever has an obscure housewife rose to be the most powerful woman in America?
She really riles up the leftists good
I don't think Rick Perry found him very entertaining yesterday either.
gotta love her oneliner zings!
“The federal government will demolish [the White House bowling alley] and replace wood lanes with synthetic ones.”
If you ran in MY circles THAT ALONE would be an impeachable offense!!
Excellent writing. I can read stuff like this written by her all day as long as I don’t have to listen to her voice.
Molly Pitcher. Florence Nightingale. Mrs. Abigail Adams.
Sarah is in GREAT company! :)
Sarah always comes up with the best posts..LOL tummy rubs..Im sorry but I can’t picture Obama getting a tummy rub..someone ask Larry Sinclair if he’s a fan of those
Love it. I can tell from the writing style that she’s purposefully needling those who dismiss her as an uneducated hick.
But Barry’s totally over Larry Sinclair these days. Maybe we should ask Reggie Love.
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