Skip to comments.Bowling, Beer and Pool with President Irrelevant and Governor Irrelevant
Posted on 07/11/2014 12:36:47 PM PDT by Kaslin
Big news out of the White House this week is that the General Service Administration was finally getting around to tackling the all-important bowling alley renovations for White House staffers. Just more shovel-ready, infrastructure jobs to improve the economy.
This from Time.com:
The bowling alley was recently photographed by POLITICO, which described chipped lanes and worn-out shoes in the basement getaway. It has been fifteen years since these lanes have had any professional, industry standard maintenance, modifications, repairs or attention, the GSA wrote in the posting. They are now irreparable.
So it was proposed by the GSA that they be rebuilt be in their entirety.
Yes, as the world passes from one surreal event to the next, largely caused by the power vacuum that exists between Obamas ears, the White House Theater of the Absurd is now starring The Bowling Alley.
And not without a strong supporting role from the Inside the Beltway press, which spends so much time inside Obamas belt in a way which, well... modesty prevents me from continuing.
This is an actual quote from a White House staffer from the story by Time: It could use [the renovations]. Its quaint and feels old. Theres no electric scoreboard, so you have to score by handwhich is just debilitating when youre focused on bowling a 300 like I am.
Oh, my goodness? Imagine the horror of having to score by hand? Or being debilitated in your quest to bowl 300 while making a six-figure salary at the White House?
Theres probably a Social Security disability designation for people who have been debilitated in just such a way.
But its good to know that there is both ideological consistency and consistent ignorancy -- I just made that word up because it fits this White Houseoperative at the highest (lowest?) levels of our government.
The staffers however, it appears, will have to apply for those Social Security disability benefits and live with the debilitation.
When the GOP took to Twitter to criticize the White House plan to spend money on a bowling alley, the best supporting actors in their role as journalist lackeys, immediately issued a clarification that no, no, no-- our mistake-- the White House WONT be remodeling the bowling alley.
Since we know that he cares so much about the taxpayers, Im guessing that Obama wants to wait until the labor market starts to feel the trickle up effect of all the illegal child labor coming into the United States via my new hometown San Diego.
Because we know he cares too about: 1) citizens, and 2) the unemployed, especially black teen unemployed, who will likely have compete against all the illegal labor being dumped into the U.S. by Obama.
Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus criticized the White Houses priorities in a tweet Wednesday, continued Time.com in a clarification of the original story.
Its not really fair, however, for the GOP to criticize Obamas priorities.
It would be much more fair if we just admit that Obama has no real policy priorities.
In related news, Obama played pool and drank a beer with Colorado's Governor Irrelevant, John Hickenlooper. The last time Hickenlooper saw his shadow, he was admitting he didn't understand the legislation that Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York city had passed in Hick's state of Colorado...and that Hick signed.
President Irrelevant meet Governor Irrelevant.
Even the press was agog: "What were they thinking when they did that photo opportunity with Hickenlooper shooting pool and drinking beer? asked MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell.
Oh, that's easy: Hes got a phone, and a pen and he also has a sub-300 bowling alley.
And isnt that all any president needs? Duuuude.
For Obama-- and Hick-- the answer is unfortunately: Yes.
Obama’s so lame. He can’t even drink a beer without looking like a fag.
Much ado about nothing.
King Obomba describes his bowling skills...
Oboy, slurpin’ down Chickenpooper’s homebrewed honey brown suds. Yick, talk about aftertaste, and with that company, I don’t wanna talk about it. For all the effort, brew a proper pilsner or a hearty extra stout, not thin bilge wash!
Beat me to it. It's no wonder Vlad has been laughing at us for 6 years.
“Obama’s so lame. He cant even drink a beer without looking like a fag.”
Now I can get to what I’m supposed to be doing.
There is a reason he can’t do anything without looking like a homo.
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