Body found by Clinton Library in the Arkansas River

KATV.COM ^ | 14 JULY 2014 | KATV.COM

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Pulaski County Sheriff's Water Patrol Unit, in addition to Little Rock and North Little Rock Fire Departments responded to the Arkansas River for reports of a body in the water. Authorities say the body is that of a Little Rock man who was reported missing on July 10.

[ConservativeStatement]

The headline is reminiscent in a modern day twist of the famous Chris Farley SNL skit.

[Salamander]

You can’t make this stuff up.

[Salamander]

Who knew the library had such incredible detective skills?

[Salamander]

...or that it could float.

[bramps]

...and massage parlor.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Why did they put the library in the river?

[Salamander]

It was cheaper than renting a power washer.

[Salamander]

Yoda wrote that headline.

[Army Air Corps]

The headline sounds like a scenario in Clue.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Must have been a suicide.

[Viennacon]

More Arkancide. So the Clintoons are still killing people. What, someone try to steal her cruddy book because they ran out of toilet paper. Ha!

[GladesGuru]

Just another Arkancide.

[Avid Coug]

“Yoda wrote that headline.”
On the other hand, sense does it make that the Clinton Library has its own body search and identification department.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[b4its2late]

It’s déjà vu all over again!

[bgill]

Who is this Mr. Library and what was he doing in the river?

[TigerClaws]

Was it Vince Foster?

[Kansas58]

That river runs through Wichita Ks as well.

But we call it the “Are Kansas River”

[icwhatudo]

The body had its hands tied behind its back, was missing its head, and was immediately declared a suicide. A witness to the event, just prior to testimony, was used in a police sting operation that went bad and resulted in his death. A witness to that event was by a hit and run driver.