Skip to comments.Comic Character Archie to Die Taking Bullet for Gay Friend Pushing Gun Control
Posted on 07/15/2014 2:04:15 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
On July 16, comic character Archie Andrews, of Life With Archie, will die after being shot while protecting gay friend Kevin Keller.
Keller is "Archie Comics' first openly gay character."
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Meanwhile, Reggie, furious at the loss of his friend pulls out his 1911 45 and kills the murderer, b-tch slaps the gay for being the reason, puts two slugs in the fag and runs off with Veronica.
fag friendly propaganda pushes other radical left wing propaganda
checking to see if I’m shocked.... nope.
don’t support them or their works. ever
Whatever group of perverts have been creating the new Archie comics, and other comics, to de-sensitize kids to LGBT crap should be strung up.
Okay, it’s official. We’re living in Bizarro land.
I mean, leaving the asinine subject matter aside, Archie comics? What’s next, Dagwood having a fling with Herb the Mailman?
And their aiming their Pro-Homosexual anti-gun crap at kids. The comic was around when I was a small kid now some clowns from the village idiot cult can’t even leave kids comics alone. Gee I wonder who on the writing staff is a homosexual? I’ll not buy the trash nor the company that publishes it trash.
Then shouldn’t it be titled “Death With Archie?”
Another gun-grab stunt.
FBI blurs their agent at Boston Marathon, b/c he uses earpiece to report location of Tsarnaev brothers.
FBI knew exactly who Czechen ‘bombers’ were, for 3-5 years in advance. Per FBI’s own video released to the public, FBI was watching and reporting on their location AS the brothers approached the Marathon on foot.
Oh and don’t forget the plot will have to end up Archie was a closet Homo and was protecting his partner. /sarcasm sorta
Since Archie was killed intervening in the attempted shooting of his friend, it stands to reason to assume he was carrying. I never figured Archie for a CCW holder, but you never know... right?
So what do you suppose Archie uses for everyday carry?
Since he’s a fifties kind of guy, I am going to go with a Smith and Wesson Model 36 snubbie in .38 Special with a shoulder holster. Have you noticed he wears that silly jacket even in the Summertime?
Who reads Archie anyway?
Reggie already killed Hot Dog and started a Zombie apocalypse;
Nothing but soft propaganda.
No global warming involved?
Archie will live on in comic stories. This is an alternate future. See Dc or Marvel comics multiverse, alternate time lines etc.
Also see Marvel “What if?” stories.
Why did they have to ruin this comic? Ugh.
Kids don’t read that stuff anymore!
I don’t know anyone nowadays who reads them or even knows about Archie.
“I dont know anyone nowadays who reads them or even knows about Archie.”
Really; I hope they don’t reveal that the Katzenjammer Kids were environmentalists...
Astonishing X-Men #51 portrayed a ‘marriage’ between two male sodomites on the cover a couple of years back...this crap is being published for ONE reason...indoctrination. FU, CPUSAand your ilk.
Oh and dont forget the plot will have to end up Archie was a closet Homo and was protecting his partner
I wonder if future historians will be able to determine the exact date that the USA descended into madness.
Put me down for Nov. 22, 1963.
Just the continuation of an on-going trend.
We racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic, etc. sods just won’t act in accordance with the stereotypes assigned to us by the Left, so they have to go out and invent incidents which depict us as they believe we are.
Shame, too—I was a huge Archie fan as a kid.
Wonder if this might somehow qualify as hate speech.
I'm surprised they haven't infiltrated the music industry with homo themed lyrics in songs.
Hetero eye wash:
All of the series of Archie based comics had total sales of aprox. 8000 world wide......they are already dead. we’re just waiting for the funeral!!!
America when I grew up.
For the publisher
And Betty, distraught over Archie’s death and losing Reggie to Veronica, joins “The Unshorn Sisters of the Apocalypse” - a lesbian terrorist organization, and starts bombing Hobby Lobby stores across the nation.
“...This does NOT appear to be a parody or hoax...”
They live in a comic book world.
So what’s the over/under on how long it’ll be before the feature story is Betty in bed with Veronica?
Indeed...my dad, who recently passed, attended Haverhill MA High School in the late 30s. So apparently did Bob Montana, Archie’s creator, who based Riverdale on Haverhill High (and the local paper up there bills it at Haverhill’s Archie)
Wiki: >>Riverdale High School is the local educational institution of Riverdale where Archie and his friends attend the 11th grade. It is based on what was Haverhill High School in Haverhill, Massachusetts. The building still stands, although is now Haverhill’s City Hall. Archie cartoonist Bob Montana attended Haverhill High from 19361939 and drew on his experiences there in drawing the comic.
Last name of Veronica Lodge comes from : “The Lodge family are a prominent New England political family, and among the families who make up the “Boston Brahmins”, also known as the “first families of Boston.” Bob Montana knew the Lodge Family. Henry Cabot Lodge was Nixon’s running mate in ‘60, and a former MA senator. HCL was born in Nahant MA where I grew up—and inspired the ‘real name’ of the cartoon character Chicken Man: Henry Cabot Henhouse...
Soooo, since Archie gets shot. Are we to assume he was in Chicago defending his gay friend? Also, does this mean the publishers of the comic are trying to say that defending gay friends is a bad idea that will get you shot?
At any rate, RIP Archie, I hardly knew you. Which is because I didn’t spend my time reading comics and filling my head full of mush. But if I had, rest assured it would not have been on obscure crapola like Archie. Now, if you really wanted your death to have meant something, you would have kicked off while swimming the Rio Grande to rescue a gay, immigrant toddler from a gun toting militia person. I mean come on, taking a bullet for a gay dude is soooooo yesterday. Yawn. I know, maybe Archie Zombie can come back and eat a white, straight, Obama hating, gun toting border agent that happens to be a member of the Klan and, of course, a family member of Ted Cruz. Now that would be art!!!
So much for Archie’s embrace of the homosexualist lifestyle. Death any way you shake it.
If the publisher REALLY wanted to reflect the quandary of people who “love each other", they would be publishing a pro-polygamy story where Archie marries BOTH Betty and Veronica.
I read Archie comic books as a kid back in the ‘80s when it was still comprised of wholesome characters and storylines that largely embraced traditional conservative values. Unfortunately, after the passing of one of its founders a few years ago, his whacko leftist son took over the publication and has transformed it into the ludicrous left-wing rotgut you see today.
Las Vegas Ron wrote:
Whats next, Dagwood having a fling with Herb the Mailman?
I’m surprised they haven’t infiltrated the music industry with homo themed lyrics in songs.
Actually, they already have. Go to YouTube and listen to the recent Top 20 hit “Same Love” by rapper Macklemore (if you can actually stomach sitting through that sickening garbage).
They did. But those are 2 different story lines. Maybe they’ll do it in the future though. lol
No, but Dagwood’s son did start wearing a shirt that had a design that looked suspiciously like the Obama O. That and something else that I can’t remember made me stop even looking at Blondie on the comics page.
PS I doubt Dan DeCarlo would be interested in drawing this "final" Archie story.
Norman Rockwell had some kind of barking moonbat leftist relative try to ride his coattail to headlines in recent years.
OK he marries both and they make him sleep in the guest room/ the ultimate PC ending.
DestroyLiberalism beat me to it, but yeah, there’s already a lot out there. That ridiculously bad Mackelmore song won a Grammy, IIRC. And then there is Lady GaGa’s various hits (”Born this Way”, etc.)