Mrs. Obama Declares War on Chick-fil-A

townhall ^ | 7/15/14 | Todd Starnes

[SoFloFreeper]

The First Lady of these United States has declared war on Chick-fil-A.

It seems the home of plump juicy breasts and hot buttered buns has run afoul of the new Smart Snacks in School program. The program is a component of Mrs. Obama’s Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.

[norwaypinesavage]

" the home of plump juicy breasts and hot buttered buns has run afoul of......Michelle Obama."

Michelle must favor fat buns and no breasts. I wonder why???

[Secret Agent Man]

i didn’t think CFA made a statement about trannys marrying gay muslim presidents.

[doug from upland]

I think you may just enjoy this mocking of Michelle -—

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5Hjz9LZQE

[CPT Clay]

Good, I know where I am having lunch tomorrow.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[combat_boots]

L
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[Kackikat]

Time to frequent Chick-fil-A!

[ridesthemiles]

All of my life, a sandwich was a MEAL-—NOT a snack.

I guess when you live on Wagu beef, a chicken sandwich is a ‘snack’ for the baggage car first wife.

[CJinVA]

I remember when they first moved into the Whitehouse. In an interview Moochelle said......great thing about living here is that if I want french fries all I have to do is snap my fingers and they appear.........

[elcid1970]

Hey, thanks a bunch! Now every time I gaze at my freshly served Chick Fil-A sandwich, I’m going to see angry Moochelle of the bared teeth!

Geez.......