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Michelle Obama Says Soldier Was Caught In A ‘Fire Fart’ [Video]
Daily Caller ^ | 7/16/14 | Patrick Howley

Posted on 07/16/2014 6:39:32 PM PDT by Nachum

First Lady Michelle Obama told a harrowing story Wednesday of a soldier caught in a “fire fart” during his wartime experience.

“There’s this soldier that we met just a month ago,” Obama told the crowd at a Los Angeles event addressing the plight of homeless veterans, “who was caught in a fire fart–fight in Afghanistan.”

The soldier returned home to find a bleak environment for veterans of war, according to Michelle’s prepared remarks at the event, which also featured a presentation from Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: fart; fire; firefight; michelle; michellequote; obama
Never trust a fire fart
1 posted on 07/16/2014 6:39:32 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Jet Jaguar; NorwegianViking; ExTexasRedhead; HollyB; FromLori; EricTheRed_VocalMinority; ...

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2 posted on 07/16/2014 6:40:28 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: Nachum

That’s a man, baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg


3 posted on 07/16/2014 6:41:26 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: Nachum

Doesn’t she just ooze class and refinement?


4 posted on 07/16/2014 6:44:13 PM PDT by Politicalkiddo (The more helpless the victim, the more hideous the assault.)
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To: Nachum

I wonder if this has anything to do with that anal fatwa announced the other day.

CC


5 posted on 07/16/2014 6:44:43 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: Nachum

Was he a “corpse-man?” Which of the 57 states was he from? Does he speak Austrian?


6 posted on 07/16/2014 6:44:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
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To: Nachum

If chili was on the lunch menu,then all smoking materials should be extinguished.


7 posted on 07/16/2014 6:45:03 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: TigerClaws

I was caught in one, more than once, in high school. Played in a rock band. Our guitar player could break wind on cue and he would roll back and produce a lighter and a blue flame several feet long...


8 posted on 07/16/2014 6:45:23 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Please $upport Free Republic.)
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To: Nachum

Some farts can be deadly ones


9 posted on 07/16/2014 6:46:57 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Nachum

When we were kids my brother once made a fart fire. But he never mastered the fire fart.


10 posted on 07/16/2014 6:47:46 PM PDT by BlueStateRightist (Government is best which governs least.)
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To: Nachum

The Eagle
BY ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring’d with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he farts.


11 posted on 07/16/2014 6:50:42 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: BlueStateRightist

He never mastered the fire fart art?


12 posted on 07/16/2014 6:53:23 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: Nachum

Fighting with FIRE FARTS:

“Improvise and overcome” indeed..!

My word.


13 posted on 07/16/2014 6:56:05 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Nachum

Class, pure class. /s


14 posted on 07/16/2014 6:57:51 PM PDT by leapfrog0202 ("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery" Sarah Palin)
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To: Nachum

I hate it when that happens!


15 posted on 07/16/2014 7:02:32 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Nachum

It’s her Buck teeth


16 posted on 07/16/2014 7:04:02 PM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: Nachum
These “people” are simply perfect poster children for the semi-illiterate, no information imbeciles who helped put them in the Spite House!
17 posted on 07/16/2014 7:09:09 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: FRiends


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18 posted on 07/16/2014 7:10:16 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: molson209

And an underbite like a flathead catfish.


19 posted on 07/16/2014 7:11:18 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Nachum

How crude!


20 posted on 07/16/2014 7:12:08 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Nachum

Or a corps.


21 posted on 07/16/2014 7:13:30 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you do not read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read the newspapers you are misinfo)
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To: y'all
Same thing happened to Beyonce...


22 posted on 07/16/2014 7:13:52 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Nachum

Obviously FLOTUS “shhtrugled” to say that.

Harvard Ed my butt.


23 posted on 07/16/2014 7:15:15 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom ( Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Fiery farts from a corpse man can be lethal.


24 posted on 07/16/2014 7:15:21 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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25 posted on 07/16/2014 7:18:38 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: smokingfrog

http://search.tb.ask.com/search/redirect.jhtml?action=pick&ct=GD&qs=&searchfor=oops+I+farted+again&cb=XP&pg=GGmain&p2=%5EXP%5Exdm044%5EYYA%5Eus&qid=d7884cacbcf74cb0a436d910dc850da1&n=780bb028&ss=sub&pn=1&st=kwd&ptb=6AEFAC68-9AA7-49C2-9129-C629BD02D7B5&tpr=&si=CKCs_46Gn70CFYhaMgodvDoAlg&redirect=mPWsrdz9heamc8iHEhldEcgdjfjqpMajKYmz288FhTI7FHnGX8q3OUcLZ45J02bbMpjob8Dx0Njeo9hmVjhRIQ%3D%3D&ord=0&;


26 posted on 07/16/2014 7:22:26 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: BlueStateRightist

Practice video for Michelle O’firefart

Fire fart compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5KrUTbtcgc


27 posted on 07/16/2014 7:26:05 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Perhaps its sold In Afghanistan??


28 posted on 07/16/2014 7:37:57 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ...)
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To: Nachum

spider barks are the worst...


29 posted on 07/16/2014 7:39:20 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Nachum

Fat Freddie Felcher frequently farted fire at the Friday fish fry.


30 posted on 07/16/2014 7:54:46 PM PDT by beelzepug (You can't fix a broken washing machine by washing more expensive clothes in it.)
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To: Nachum

That’s quite bizarre!


31 posted on 07/16/2014 8:44:08 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

especially the silent ones


32 posted on 07/16/2014 8:57:32 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The Arab Spring is over. Welcome to the Jihadi Spring." Jonah Goldberg)
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To: Dick Bachert

Definitely the Poster Chillrin for the last Whitey Hut occupiers for the next 100 years.


33 posted on 07/16/2014 9:02:11 PM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: TigerClaws
After watching that video I would not be surprised one bit if she really was a transvestite man because it would suit Barry perfectly. I really need brain bleach now. Ugh! American has truly fallen.


34 posted on 07/16/2014 9:02:36 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Nachum

Fire farts...the sure sign of a great meal.


35 posted on 07/16/2014 9:47:39 PM PDT by RichInOC ("Ow! My ass!" "Dude! He's farting fire!")
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