What are you all worried about? Clearly, this is for the safety of all West Virginia residents.
That’s why they included:
All species of turtles
Chinese Mystery Snails
New Zealand Mud Snails
I can’t imagine what would happen if a rabid zebra mussel went berserk and started terrorizing the countryside.
I remember when a blue whale got loose in Sutton Lake once. It sank three houseboats before they could get it tied up.
They might not terrorize, but they sure cause havoc when put in the wrong place. We have major problems in North Texas lakes because of them.
Primates: All non-human primates prohibited
I could have so much fun with that
but I’m concerned that all camelidea species are being classed as “dangerous animals.” $100 a head for each alpaca or llama is half the value of the animal, is it annual? And to cage a pushme-pullyou? criminal!
Hey, now. This is serious business. Anyone who’s ever witnessed the raw, unchecked violence of a stampeding herd of tortoises would NOT be making such jokes.