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KNIGHT: A modest proposal for housing illegal immigrants
WashingtonTimes ^ | 18 Jul 2014 | Robert Knight

Posted on 07/21/2014 12:13:04 PM PDT by shove_it

Attention, illegal-immigrant children, gang members and drug smugglers who are still pouring over the border into Texas: If you’re looking for a place to stay while President Obama figures out a way to turn you all into welfare-dependent Democrats, I have just the place. Actually, several.

First, head for San Francisco. It’s beautiful this time of year. House Minority Leader Rep. Nancy Pelosi, California Democrat, recently proclaimed in Texas that not only was the border between Mexico and the United States meaningless (“It’s a community with a border running through it”), but that she wishes she could take all the immigrant children home with her. Take her up on it. Show up by the thousands at her posh San Francisco home and see how she and her neighbors like what Arizona and Texas are experiencing on a daily basis.

Should Mrs. Pelosi decline to house you, head for Maryland. It’s only about 2,800 miles from Frisco, and you can take Route 50 the entire way to Ocean City. Maryland calls itself “America in Miniature,” since it has a bit of everything: seashore, mountains, major-league sports teams, farmlands, one big city (Baltimore), driver’s licenses and in-state college tuition for illegals, and a Democratic political machine that is gerrymandering the state so that no pocket of conservative resistance remains. It doesn’t call itself “The Free State” for nothing, so come get free stuff while you can...

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aliens
More Prog destinations are suggested, probably gleaned from posts right here on FR ...
1 posted on 07/21/2014 12:13:04 PM PDT by shove_it
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To: shove_it

Swift discussed meat pies and ragouts as an approach.


2 posted on 07/21/2014 12:15:32 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: shove_it

I suggest Hyannisport, MA. There’s several huge houses available there.


3 posted on 07/21/2014 12:20:10 PM PDT by Newfy
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To: shove_it

If the illegal alien invaders are going to continue passing themselves off as UN certified, official “refugees”, they should be living in filthy tent cities. Just because they came to America to claim their goofy “refugee” status it does not mean that they are entitled to live in resorts, country clubs and at military bases. Put their @$$es in tents! We should not deprive them of the opportunity to enjoy the complete “refugee” experience!


4 posted on 07/21/2014 12:20:19 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The future must not belong to those who slander bacon.)
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To: shove_it

Democrat vacation homes are ideal!

How many does Pelosi and Warren own??


5 posted on 07/21/2014 12:21:56 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: shove_it

Annex Mexico. House them there...


6 posted on 07/21/2014 12:21:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Our current White House occupant wants Mexico to annex the USA.


7 posted on 07/21/2014 12:23:59 PM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: GeronL
Vacant yacht in RI ... ... replace Old Glory with your flag of choice
8 posted on 07/21/2014 12:36:45 PM PDT by shove_it (My real nickname is Otter)
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good idea!

John Kerry ever use his Yacht “Scare a Moose” or something when he is out of the country??


9 posted on 07/21/2014 12:42:51 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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