Michelle Obama to donors: Write 'biggest, fattest check' you can

Chicago Sun Times ^ | 7/24/14 | Natasha Korecki

[SoFloFreeper]

...Michelle Obama was especially frank Thursday evening when addressing a crowd of about 150 Chicago donors about the best way to influence politics: “Write the biggest, fattest check that you can possibly write.”

[SoFloFreeper]

Gimme more.

[angcat]

I guess her ass would be used as a model for the fattest check?

[molson209]

Write ‘biggest, fattest check’ you can

then FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Always impressed with Chewbacca’s urban vocabulary!

Must be nice livin’ da life off da peeps eh?

[MeshugeMikey]

It’s gotten so bad, they’re even trying to block the work that I do on childhood obesity. And that’s really saying something,”

Write that FAT CHECK to help ME combat Childhood Obesity!!

[fullchroma]

Always classy. Ahem.

[OrangeHoof]

No! Donations to Obama are already morbidly obese and unhealthy. They need to be put on a severe diet.

[TexasCajun]

"...write checks as fat as my ass!"

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Still wanting the white man to write da checks.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Write it on a big rubber ball and then bounce it . . .

[rdcbn]

Grubbing for money comes naturally to both Obama and his wife.

[jospehm20]

I was thinking the same thing. That would be a big, fat check.

[MeshugeMikey]

[RightGeek]

[DuncanWaring]

...so we can elect representatives who will get the money out of politics!

[RetSignman]

Here is the First Shim of America exiting it's armored car.

[illiac]

Write the big fat check on her big a$$ and cash it!

[mikrofon]

Reportedly, clarification of her remarks was required when some heard the statement as- “Sign the biggest, fattest chick on the can that you possibly find.”

[Flick Lives]

"...write checks as fat as my ass!"

[Psalm 73]

"...write checks as fat as my ass!"

Roger that, TexasCajun - that's an ass you can park a bus on.