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Five Most Unusual Things Named After Barack Obama
CNS News ^ | July 29, 2014 | Kelly Lawyer

Posted on 07/29/2014 11:13:40 PM PDT by lilyramone

Sure, buildings, roads, and monuments have always been named after presidents - but, President Obama's name has been adopted by more than just schools and bridges. Keep reading! This top five list of things named after Barack Obama is sure to surprise you.

1) An extinct lizard: Obamadon Gracilis ("Obama the Slender") was a small, extinct lizard named after the president "in reference to the tall, straight teeth, and the manner in which Mr. Obama has acted as a role model of good oral hygiene for the world."

2) A Fungus: Caloplaca Obamae was named by the scientist who discovered it because she wanted, "to show my appreciation for the president's support of science and science education."

(Excerpt) Read more at cnsnews.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: napl

1 posted on 07/29/2014 11:13:40 PM PDT by lilyramone
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To: lilyramone

Don’t forget about the 12 pack of two-ply obamapaper rolls I have in my bathroom.


2 posted on 07/29/2014 11:17:10 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: Antihero101607

You’re too kind. I keep renaming my morning dump after him.


3 posted on 07/29/2014 11:18:07 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: lilyramone

Are we sure the fungus or parasite isn't named after Michelle?

4 posted on 07/29/2014 11:18:55 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Near Aviano AB, Italy there’s a small bar not to far from the main gate that also has a burger named after this POS. I’ve also seen my sister order a sushi roll which bears this turd’s name as well.


5 posted on 07/29/2014 11:24:31 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You know, this is the kind of bizarre behavior I expect for the Antichrist. But I don’t think it’s a sitting U.S. President.

Remember when they had Yasser Arafat snacks? Good grief.


6 posted on 07/29/2014 11:25:32 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: lilyramone

A lizard, a fungus, a spider, a parasite and a mountain.

Well.........


7 posted on 07/29/2014 11:26:54 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Ach! Das ist Racistiche! ;)


8 posted on 07/29/2014 11:31:26 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: lilyramone

A spoiled rotten bastard child to an irresponsible mother who grew up in Indonesia and surrounded by American hating communists?


9 posted on 07/29/2014 11:35:00 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: lilyramone

10 posted on 07/29/2014 11:46:54 PM PDT by bkopto (Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.)
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To: lilyramone
Obama is definitely synonymous with a lower orifice.
11 posted on 07/29/2014 11:50:18 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: lilyramone

Barak H. Ebola.
Obomabola.


12 posted on 07/29/2014 11:52:10 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: lilyramone; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...


13 posted on 07/30/2014 12:31:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: lilyramone

I’m gonna drop a deuce and name it after Obama.


14 posted on 07/30/2014 1:12:44 AM PDT by RC one (Militarized law enforcement is just a nice way of saying martial law enforcement.)
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To: lilyramone

Oh Obama!

15 posted on 07/30/2014 1:19:19 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Jonty30

Before you flush ... if you look ... your tp will display an instant photo ... suitable for fra .... naaahhhh


16 posted on 07/30/2014 1:20:23 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: lilyramone
Please do not click on this link. Politically incorrect content. Forbidden words. Posted only for serious students of sociology. Proceed at your own risk.
17 posted on 07/30/2014 1:26:02 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: lilyramone

18 posted on 07/30/2014 1:32:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: lilyramone; All
I've always, referred president "Bathhouse" O'Bama, as a (non-uriniary)
bodily function on a toilet..as well other things. Thanks, for asking.
19 posted on 07/30/2014 2:44:52 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!


20 posted on 07/30/2014 2:53:56 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: bkopto

LOL! ..definitely, not a “floater”.


21 posted on 07/30/2014 2:56:23 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: skinkinthegrass

It’s his true self.


22 posted on 07/30/2014 2:57:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
yeah..never ever near a lady (Moooshelle, not a lady) ..
only Reggie Love et.al. or himself.
23 posted on 07/30/2014 3:33:03 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Slings and Arrows; All

How about the Obama Chia pet?

http://youtu.be/zDphoZk6RzE

(I can’t believe anyone would buy a chia pet.)


24 posted on 07/30/2014 4:50:24 AM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder ")
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To: bkopto

That’s a classic. Thanks.


25 posted on 07/30/2014 5:04:52 AM PDT by Mark17 (Obama & Nero? Both Emperors. The difference is Nero plays a fiddle, while Obama plays Minnesota Fats)
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To: Mark17

Many have hinted but stopped short of saying, “A toilet Bowl”

(I do like the “parasite” though)


26 posted on 07/30/2014 5:08:26 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: lilyramone

Body Odor.....


27 posted on 07/30/2014 5:10:24 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Is there such a thing as a vegan zombie?)
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To: lilyramone
Asbury Park, NJ:

Barack H. Obama School will reopen in September (2014)

28 posted on 07/30/2014 5:16:23 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: P.O.E.

D@ng! ..no comment section.


29 posted on 07/30/2014 5:22:48 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Jonty30
You’re too kind. I keep renaming my morning dump after him.

Beat me to it. I was going to say, "I'd add a sixth to the list, but I flushed it."

30 posted on 07/30/2014 5:24:29 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wow...

I was thinking of that in the extreme case, but didn’t think it actually existed.

Just. Wow.


31 posted on 07/30/2014 5:24:57 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Asbury Park Press is as liberal a rag as you can imagine. So no surprise they don’t want to hear any opposing views.


32 posted on 07/30/2014 5:28:37 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: lilyramone
4) A Parasite: Paragordius Obamai, the hairworm parasite, was named for the President because it hails from Kenya, the area where his father was born and raised. Interestingly, these parasites infect crickets, forcing them to commit suicide by jumping into water.

A perfect fit!

33 posted on 07/30/2014 5:30:35 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: P.O.E.

so they’re a used tampon?


34 posted on 07/30/2014 5:34:15 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Just as icky.


35 posted on 07/30/2014 5:45:14 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: lilyramone

Six things if you count what I just flushed down the toilet.


36 posted on 07/30/2014 7:06:18 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Hey Obama! Wake up and piss! The World's on FIRE!)
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To: Antihero101607

I use some of that every tine I
Need to “ take Obama to the White House”....


37 posted on 07/30/2014 7:06:25 AM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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To: MrB

Where there is a buyer, there will be a seller.


38 posted on 07/30/2014 7:57:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gefn

The free market provides.


39 posted on 07/30/2014 8:01:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: lilyramone

40 posted on 07/30/2014 9:43:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: lilyramone

A sebaceous cyst.


41 posted on 07/30/2014 9:57:00 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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42 posted on 07/30/2014 3:53:30 PM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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43 posted on 07/30/2014 3:55:08 PM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: lilyramone

I note for the record that the man is pretty unusual himself.


44 posted on 07/30/2014 4:04:30 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Antihero101607

Ahhhh Aviano ....Da Bepi, Pleif Bar, Matildias Hole in the wall off the square..... 76-80 at Aviano ..... Was Tony’s BBQ still open on the square ??

I miss that place .....:o)

Stay safe !


45 posted on 07/30/2014 4:10:41 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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